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- FluffieDuckie
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haha i trolled you on the internet about irl trolling dobule troll craig
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Oct 6, 2014 00:12
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- Bargearse
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🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
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whenever anyone asks "hey bargearse, want to play Call of Duty" i'm always like "hahaha no way console pleb, I'm waiting for Star Citizen  "
but get this, I'm not really an insufferable nerdlord I just act like one
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Oct 6, 2014 00:41
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- my new dog
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Oct 6, 2014 01:10
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- alnilam
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i tied up a condom and placed it just where people would see it when they looked into my room. now everyone thinkjs ive had sex...
I had sex and then got rid of the condom so my next customer would think I'd never had seex
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Oct 6, 2014 04:09
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- Diqnol
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When I see someone coming into a building behind me, I hold the door for them until they get close, but then I let go so they have to slightly open it anyway.
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Oct 6, 2014 05:03
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- Diqnol
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I wear my sports jerseys with the names on my chest because it's supposed to be a name tag...or so my friends think. I know full well how to wear a jersey.
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Oct 6, 2014 05:07
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- Diqnol
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I've been taking smoke breaks every hour for years, but I'm not a smoker and my boss knows it.
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Oct 6, 2014 05:08
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- Dead.juice
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Sexier than assless chaps
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I flirted with my gay coworker. He thought I liked him.
But
I'm not gay.
I built this connection up, and then one day broke his heart into little rainbow colored pieces by saying I didn't like him like that, and told him gay people are stupid and gay.
A week later I tell him that was my identical twin, and got him again.
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Oct 6, 2014 05:15
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- Diqnol
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When I write my rent check, I make sure to withdraw enough so my account is one dollar less than the check. My landlord is so trolled shes considering making me pay by money order.
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