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blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
yea but

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morning wood

what a charmer

the unabonger
slimgur

Ace of Baes

i bet this guy gets laid and has lots of sex

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On here, most redditors are just perverts to you. In real life, I would be that person that comes up to you unexpectedly and within minutes has you attracted to me. I believe in evolution, and the ancient impulses that govern our minds. For you, a woman, you don't necessarily just need a physically attractive guy. You are attracted, on a subconscious level, to men who demonstrate survivability. It is intelligent, humorous, witty and leaders of men and women that attract you. Someone who will dominate you and take control. I'm that guy. permalink source report block user mark unread reply full comments

pig slut lisa

irl is good


suicide bi cop posted:

i bet this guy gets laid and has lots of sex

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



this guy makes my vagina hard

i am he


nice tabs lmao

blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes

i am he posted:

nice tabs lmao
man I wish that were mine

I'd love for a swift, handsome alpha redditor to sweep me off of my feet :(

ulvir

blinking beacon nose posted:

man I wish that were mine

I'd love for a swift, handsome alpha redditor to sweep me off of my feet :(

*negs you with smart atheist comments*

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ron color

blinking beacon nose posted:

man I wish that were mine

I'd love for a swift, handsome alpha redditor to sweep me off of my feet :(

subconsciously this iswhat we all want

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