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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
I'm pretty sure I instructed each and every one of you goons to orally palpate my penis at some point.

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Cyberpunkey Monkey
Jun 23, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo
literally nobody cares about your penis

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

Again, to set the record straight, he only assaulted someone with a shovel, and attempted to murder someone with his car

Lol

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

:thurman:

Microwaves Mom fucked around with this message at 07:19 on Dec 23, 2015

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

holy poo poo

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

is :thurman: what you're looking for

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

is :thurman: what you're looking for

yes

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
this dude getting burned twice was pretty sick

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3741707&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post450179168

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Still just a play on the "from home" burn. I'll have to hunt it down, but there was a good one about a pedophile trans person who committed suicide and someone wrote up a burn about how they were describing the last moments when Hitler felt sad.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

She's been a hyphenate since 2013. It's "Avril Nickelback-Lavigne"

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

the people demand epic burns! :xd:

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
The "homeschool's a bitch OP" post in the "my teacher wants to have sex with me" thread was good

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
my favorite is "what was his name?" :razz:

naem
May 29, 2011

Abvril levignee is every girl I ever had a crush on as a kid

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

naem posted:

Abvril levignee is every girl I ever had a crush on as a kid

what was his name?

naem
May 29, 2011

dad gay. so what posted:

what was his name?

Nickbangd

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

naem posted:

Nickbangd

ill see you in hell

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Ima put loving $20 in the juke box at the local bar and get How You Remind Me and play it eighty times in a row.

Then I'm going to special order a bunch of small stickers that say "NICKELS ONLY" and affix them to the vending machines at work.

Then I'm going to the bank, closing my account, getting it all back in nickels.

Because gently caress Avril Lavigne, that's why.

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naem
May 29, 2011

Fiend posted:

gently caress Avril Lavigne

I would very much like to

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