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GameCube posted:I don't know a god drat thing about sports except what NHL 94 taught me. What's the big deal about Phil Kessel. Toronto brought him in as the next big thing, and when the team was a giant fail because the organization is poo poo, they scapegoated him for causing it, and gave him to Pittsburgh for literal pocket change. Toronto literally paid the Penguins to have a center who was their points leader in the playoffs.
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AAB posted:this is what matters I couldn't be happier for Kessel. Good job!!
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GameCube posted:I don't know a god drat thing about sports except what NHL 94 taught me. What's the big deal about Phil Kessel. he ate too many hot dogs in canada or something
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GameCube posted:I don't know a god drat thing about sports except what NHL 94 taught me. What's the big deal about Phil Kessel.
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I found The Hot Dog Article. This is why you don't Fat-Shame.
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I hope Phil Kessel has his own personal Stanley Cup parade around Toront, riding in a hot dog cart.
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Hand Knit posted:I hope Phil Kessel has his own personal Stanley Cup parade around Toront, riding in a hot dog cart. I'd take a day off work to follow it around.
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hello very obvious citizen tayne parachute account I don't know anything about hockey but uh go rangers
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BigBasementFanHere posted:You are retarded
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Toxicsunset was a false prophet in 08 but Citizen Tayne proved to be correct. I like you both though.
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Can we talk about why CitizenTayne was probed for being right?
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Tusen Takk posted:Can we talk about why CitizenTayne was probed for being right? mods knew
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I like the news that Citizen Tayne has reported here. It is accurate and good.
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Tusen Takk posted:Can we talk about why CitizenTayne was probed for being right? citizen tayne is his slave name. his real name is tori cmos
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Crosby with the Conn Smythe Wtf. Kessel was the top scorer. Stupid NHL trying to create narratives.
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MRLOLAST posted:Crosby with the Conn Smythe Wtf. Kessel was the top scorer. Stupid NHL trying to create narratives. I guess the Pens just gotta win it again next year so Phil can get his
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Yeah how dare they give the Conn Smythe to the best player.
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Who is this fat old man in a Hawaiian shirt on my television.
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Hand Knit posted:I hope Phil Kessel has his own personal Stanley Cup parade around Toront, riding in a hot dog cart. Who will drive his All Star Game Honda?
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MRLOLAST posted:Crosby with the Conn Smythe Wtf. Kessel was the top scorer. Stupid NHL trying to create narratives.
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Kessel didn't win the Conn Smythe but he is the Conn Smythe of my heart. Also my pregame hot dogs obviously beat out RC Cola's Pavelski jersey for luck charms.
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OldAlias posted:mods knew lowtax needs to form a truth and reconciliation committee
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Godinster posted:God isn't real or he's dead
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Phil Kessel winning a Cup in San Jose for Pittsburgh while being paid by Toronto is pretty funny.
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The NHL hits a new low
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Levitate posted:The NHL hits a new low Just when I thought I couldn't be happier today, you show up and post ![]()
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GameCube posted:Who is this fat old man in a Hawaiian shirt on my television. Andy Reid?
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wait when did all this happen i thought game 6 was tonight
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How much does a billboard in Toronto cost?
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Flyinglemur posted:Just when I thought I couldn't be happier today, you show up and post The Pittsburgh Penguins won the cup playing John Tortorella style hockey
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Levitate posted:The Pittsburgh Penguins won the cup playing John Tortorella style hockey Actually the Penguins were good.
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Levitate posted:The Pittsburgh Penguins won the cup playing John Tortorella style hockey Keep going, I'm almost there...
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cenotaph posted:Actually the Penguins were good. Flyinglemur posted:Keep going, I'm almost there... I'm actually like...80% serious but also just being salty for effect. Sullivan was Torts' assistant coach pal for a long time and the influence on the defensive play of the Penguins is extremely evident. The collapse down low around the goalie to block a ton of shots is what Torts is known for and is the same style the Penguins played under Sullivan as well. The major differences being Pittsburgh has really talented players who could attack offensively effectively and Sullivan gave his defensemen more freedom to move the puck than Torts did. I say all this because I'm finding blocked shots more and more aggravating and of course when the Rangers did it, it was all fine but now it sucks (but seriously it's really really crappy hockey to watch unless it's your team doing it and you don't care that the other team can't get anything on net). But Pittsburgh had basically everything go right for them this year after firing their coach and got everyone on the same page and the GM made some good moves, so nice work
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Levitate posted:I'm actually like...80% serious but also just being salty for effect. Jacques Martin ran Pittsburgh's defense. Also, Sullivan rolled four lines consistently, which is the complete opposite of Tortorella.
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Wilford Cutlery posted:Andy Reid? It was Mark Madden. I guess he's John Madden's brother or something.
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Parade this Wednesday, I'll bring back pictures.
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gently caress yeah the penguins!!!
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GameCube posted:I don't know a god drat thing about sports except what NHL 94 taught me. What's the big deal about Phil Kessel. phil kessel is a hockey player who looks like a goon, and sports journalists act like this must mean he's a fat lazy loser, except he's actually good as hell at hockey
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It's Monday June 13th and fyi the Pittsburgh Penguins have won the Stanley Cup. I'm bustin' Jerry. I'm bustin!
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![]() Hey Sully check it out - triple fistin'. Where is Schultzy? I'm gonna drink one for each shift he had in game 6.
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