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naem posted:I mean if rich people are all 7 feet tall and look like movies stars it will be pretty easy to track them all down https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZBKFoeDKJo
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 06:19 |
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Smythe posted:imagine how much it will suck when rich ppl are not only richer but also faster, stronger, smarter, etc - due to biomods. drat. the future is brutal as hell my superchild will be born w/ a naturally circumcised penis and the gay gene
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 06:21 |
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or maybe a whole lotta extra foreskin for lube-free buttfuckin i haven't decided
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 06:22 |
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mine will will the south jersey / philly accent
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 06:25 |
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I want super strength in my legs so I can finally punt a baby alpaca the full length of a football field. And I mean a proper Handegg football field, not that wimpy roundball cralp.
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 06:31 |
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Smythe posted:mine will will the south jersey / philly accent i bet you say water instead of woodah
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 06:33 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:i bet you say water instead of woodah im from los angeles and dont have a cool accent so probs yes but idk
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 06:41 |
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Simple plasmid transfection is already a pretty good way to engineer super bacteria and no one has created an epic human killer yet and that tech has been around since the 70s. People are pretty bad at actually being super vilains.
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 06:42 |
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my biomod child will be able to consume lactose, unlike his father.
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 06:42 |
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imagine a huge buff dude who can summon huge epic knockers at will. thats fuckin Win
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 06:43 |
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Smythe posted:my kingdom for the perfectly designed busty ASMR babe listen, i dont think it's too much to want a perfect slutty virgin
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 06:43 |
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dookifex_maximus posted:listen, i dont think it's too much to want a perfect slutty virgin the mormon thread is that way --->
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 06:43 |
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Smythe posted:im from los angeles and dont have a cool accent so probs yes but idk not helping youself
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 06:44 |
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Smythe posted:the mormon thread is that way ---> haha so true
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 06:44 |
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I want to engineer myself to be totally average
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 06:50 |
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i'm going to build a disappointing dick at the atomic level
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 06:51 |
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dookifex_maximus posted:i'm going to build a disappointing dick at the atomic level
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 06:52 |
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I wouldn't mind having a nine-legged dog, but he'd probably just run away.
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 07:26 |
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do u program ur futureson with a huge hog so he has good self esteem or do you pin it at $your_dong - 0.25" just to keep him in line
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 07:39 |
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can i key it so that he can only exceed me once i'm dead
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 07:44 |
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I do this poo poo for a living and Homeland Security's take on the whole thing is "um, please let us know if your colleagues are developing bioweapons"
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 07:44 |
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zimboe posted:I wouldn't mind having a nine-legged dog, but he'd probably just run away. Even better, a Poodle that shits nickels. Yipe yipe yipe YIPE *clatter clatter jingle* *CaCHING* ... Or a pitbull terrier that shits silver dollars. Larger rear end in a top hat= less annoying yapping.
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 08:59 |
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can this technology turn me into a dragon with 17 dicks?
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 09:05 |
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Seriously: Sooner or later, some species-traitor Sierra club Gaia worshiping douch-tank neo-hippy brainless twat who thinks mankind deserves extinction (yes, the radicals in SC really think this, no poo poo) will create a virus that is very contagious and has no overt symptoms. Give it an incubation period ca. 90 days. It will then quickly spread world-wide. Its sole effect is to cause complete sterility in the infected- and adios muchachos. ... We need to jail, gas, and burn these Sierra club smelly hippy garbage-heads now in self-defense, before it is too late. They really are enemies of Mankind. ... No joke. They think YOU yes, YOU should die so you can't harm any widdle fuzzy wuzzy animals anymore, cuz every living thing is sacred except Man. They think cows and fish should have full civil rights. Even filthy rats and verminous roaches they value above YOU. I'm serious. They are nuts. They are a memetic disease. They are your personal enemy- they regard all humans in the same way that Nazis regarded just Jews. This virus will be possible soon.SOON. All that is required is to provoke an auto-immune response to either egg or sperm antigen markers. This is biochemically relatively simple. ... "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." -Albert Einstein zimboe fucked around with this message at 13:15 on Sep 9, 2016 |
# ? Sep 9, 2016 09:41 |
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sweet, all my kids gonna be x-men put it down jean jean I said put it down jean grey beale you put that down this instant well I know a certain dark phoenix who's going to her room without her phone
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 09:50 |
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We'll be able to clone tiny 4 inch Hitlers and have them goose-step back and forth across your coffee table and shout gibberish from atop your TV. If you get tired of them, just let the cat in and she'll go to town on the little bastards. ... "Ahhh, Schiess! Kotzen! Raus! ... The Jews will buy crates of 'em just to feed to their kitty-cats instead of the much less ironic Meow-Mix diet. And the cats get a little exercise too. E:. Yah I know. I'm a sick bastard. Mea Culpa.
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 11:55 |
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LordArgh posted:can this technology turn me into a dragon with 17 dicks? Naw, gotta be an even number. What the hell, round up to 18 dicks. zimboe fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Sep 9, 2016 |
# ? Sep 9, 2016 12:35 |
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This is why I insert a new suppository every four hours.
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 13:03 |
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LordArgh posted:can this technology turn me into a dragon with 17 dicks? Hey, buddy! Take a number. *My number is called and I approach the window* Yes I'd like this please *slides CRISPR guy a picture of my OC I commissioned from Deviantart* but could you make the dick glow neon blue instead of green? Also my muzzle needs to be cuter.
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 13:15 |
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when u find out Big Gene isn't in it with ur best interests at heart meet me in the back alley where I give free injections of rat musk straight into the meatus
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 13:35 |
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personable decorum posted:Those zinc finger nucleases work too tho and MIT's D.R.A.C.O. :-) But those licensing fees, tho.
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# ? Sep 9, 2016 14:34 |
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Ahh, tiny cloned Hitlers forever being savaged by the gaping carnivorous jaws of ordinary house-cats. Their teeth as big as a tyrannosaur to scale: Bitten, and their blood tasted and then whipped and lashed about until their tiny Nazi spines are broken to be presented to their masters like so many mice. ... Yah, A little cruel, but I hate tiny Hitlers. E: Justice is as Justice does,mischief makers. zimboe fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Sep 9, 2016 |
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The Protagonist posted:i've been saying this for years alreayd but the key is to actually create a metavirus which infects everyone but is totally benign until everyone is linked in and then you enforce an irresistible empathic impulse the urge to shitpost
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