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Pee Shy
Jan 23, 2011

GOO GAH Gah whe WAN sheh GAA boo!!!!!!!!! DADY No touch ME there!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im screaming this poo poo in the gym 24/7

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White Genocide
Feb 22, 2010

GOO GAH Gah whe WAN sheh GAA boo!!!!!!!!! DADY No touch ME there!!!!!!!!!!!!

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Pee Shy posted:

Im screaming this poo poo in the gym 24/7

gtfo

Pee Shy
Jan 23, 2011

GOO GAH Gah whe WAN sheh GAA boo!!!!!!!!! DADY No touch ME there!!!!!!!!!!!!

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Pewdiepie posted:

What if they did this for every game? DukeVision would be awesome, the ability to drop Duke Nukem into any Xbox game.

Duke Nukem in Dead Rising: What do you mean there isn't a strip club around, this is vegas!

Duke Nukem in Sonic 4: I'm not running anywhere, these god drat rings all over the place... what the hell are they anyway, cock rings? Hmmn, nope, too small for that

Gears of Wars: What are you rear end in a top hat doing cowering behind cover? Come out here and be a man, I'm sure there is a med pack around the corner anyway you little babies.

God of War: Hey Bro, heard you can get me into hell, I got a few ex's I wanna look up.

wb

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Pewdiepie posted:

What if they did this for every game? DukeVision would be awesome, the ability to drop Duke Nukem into any Xbox game.

Duke Nukem in Dead Rising: What do you mean there isn't a strip club around, this is vegas!

Duke Nukem in Sonic 4: I'm not running anywhere, these god drat rings all over the place... what the hell are they anyway, cock rings? Hmmn, nope, too small for that

Gears of Wars: What are you rear end in a top hat doing cowering behind cover? Come out here and be a man, I'm sure there is a med pack around the corner anyway you little babies.

God of War: Hey Bro, heard you can get me into hell, I got a few ex's I wanna look up.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
JENSEN: You augmented my wiener so that it plays rap music
SARIF: I know, I know, you didn't ask for this.
JENSEN:... *puts on cyber sunglasses*
SARIF: *checks file* oh yeah.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

mysterious frankie posted:

JENSEN: You augmented my wiener so that it plays rap music
SARIF: I know, I know, you didn't ask for this.
JENSEN:... *puts on cyber sunglasses*
SARIF: *checks file* oh yeah.

Bahahaha.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

LOL! Pretty funny, but can you add Stewie Griffin?

Mr. Sophistication
May 16, 2014

I know this wasn't your original avatar but I just love this game. Cheers, rediscover.

mysterious frankie posted:

JENSEN: You augmented my wiener so that it plays rap music
SARIF: I know, I know, you didn't ask for this.
JENSEN:... *puts on cyber sunglasses*
SARIF: *checks file* oh yeah.

Not quite understanding the punchline on this one... MAyhaps you could elaborate just a smidge? I'd like to lol as well, thanks.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Wormskull posted:

LOL! Pretty funny, but can you add Stewie Griffin?

I never asked for this, vile woman!

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

Wormskull posted:

LOL! Pretty funny, but can you add Stewie Griffin?

JENSEN: You augmented my wiener so that it plays rap music
SARIF: I know, I know, you didn't ask for this.
JENSEN:... *puts on cyber sunglasses*
SARIF: *checks file* oh yeah.
STEWIE GRIFFIN: *enters room* I am Stewie Griffin.

extremely steampunk
Sep 11, 2001

:cawg:

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Please delete this page & close... TYVM

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

Pewdiepie posted:

What if they did this for every game? DukeVision would be awesome, the ability to drop Duke Nukem into any Xbox game.

Duke Nukem in Dead Rising: What do you mean there isn't a strip club around, this is vegas!

Duke Nukem in Sonic 4: I'm not running anywhere, these god drat rings all over the place... what the hell are they anyway, cock rings? Hmmn, nope, too small for that

Gears of Wars: What are you rear end in a top hat doing cowering behind cover? Come out here and be a man, I'm sure there is a med pack around the corner anyway you little babies.

God of War: Hey Bro, heard you can get me into hell, I got a few ex's I wanna look up.

Chill Penguin
Jan 10, 2004

you know korky buchek?
Balls of Fire: Jensen unzips his pants and pulls out his cybernutsack. The scrotum splits apart like a facehugger from Alien, and his metallic testicles drop to the floor. Press 'X' again to detonate.
2nd Aug point: Balls automatically regenerate

Mr. Sophistication
May 16, 2014

I know this wasn't your original avatar but I just love this game. Cheers, rediscover.

Chill Penguin posted:

Balls of Fire: Jensen unzips his pants and pulls out his cybernutsack. The scrotum splits apart like a facehugger from Alien, and his metallic testicles drop to the floor. Press 'X' again to detonate.
2nd Aug point: Balls automatically regenerate

Frankly, this is disgusting.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Chill Penguin posted:

Balls of Fire: Jensen unzips his pants and pulls out his cybernutsack. The scrotum splits apart like a facehugger from Alien, and his metallic testicles drop to the floor. Press 'X' again to detonate.
2nd Aug point: Balls automatically regenerate

Grow up.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Chill Penguin posted:

Balls of Fire: Jensen unzips his pants and pulls out his cybernutsack. The scrotum splits apart like a facehugger from Alien, and his metallic testicles drop to the floor. Press 'X' again to detonate.
2nd Aug point: Balls automatically regenerate

We don't go for this kind of juvenile bullshit in the Zone. Perhaps you'd feel more at home at *heh* GameFAQs?

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

LOL!!!! MAYBE THEY CAN INJECT AIDS INTO THEIR CUM LOL!!!! IN THEIR BALLS AND rear end in a top hat!!! LMFAO! THAT WOULD BE EPIC. No. Please calm down with that bullshit.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Chill Penguin posted:

Balls of Fire: Jensen unzips his pants and pulls out his cybernutsack. The scrotum splits apart like a facehugger from Alien, and his metallic testicles drop to the floor. Press 'X' again to detonate.
2nd Aug point: Balls automatically regenerate

Lol

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Could have stopped at Cybernutsack my man

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
*derps into the thread* I wonder why this thread suddenly got bumped after a mo- DAFUQ *NOPE's right outta the thread*

Unexpected Raw Anime
Oct 9, 2012

In Training posted:

Could have stopped at Cybernutsack my man

imp zone editor-in-chief IT

ol yeller
Feb 20, 2015

Pablo Gigante posted:

I never asked for this, vile woman!

Retarded_Clown_
Feb 18, 2012

heres an augmentation they should i plement one day : fun gameplay :cawg:

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

heres an augmentation they should i plement one day : fun gameplay :cawg:

Saw the name, checked the rap sheet. Welcome to ignore, amigo. :byewhore:

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

at the date posted:

Saw the name, checked the rap sheet. Welcome to ignore, amigo. :byewhore:

Mr. Sophistication
May 16, 2014

I know this wasn't your original avatar but I just love this game. Cheers, rediscover.

at the date posted:

Saw the name, checked the rap sheet. Welcome to ignore, amigo. :byewhore:

i feel like you've been waiting to use this joke for so long you finally caved and dropped it at the first situation it would even kind of make sense in

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Chill Penguin posted:

Balls of Fire: Jensen unzips his pants and pulls out his cybernutsack. The scrotum splits apart like a facehugger from Alien, and his metallic testicles drop to the floor. Press 'X' again to detonate.
2nd Aug point: Balls automatically regenerate
what do you have to do to regenerate them on stage 1? It would have to be something costly/valuable enough to make upgrading worth an aug point but flexible enough to make it not needlessly prohibitive. I can't think of anything in Deus Ex that would fit that criteria. You hacven't tohught this through

Mr. Sophistication
May 16, 2014

I know this wasn't your original avatar but I just love this game. Cheers, rediscover.

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

what do you have to do to regenerate them on stage 1? It would have to be something costly/valuable enough to make upgrading worth an aug point but flexible enough to make it not needlessly prohibitive. I can't think of anything in Deus Ex that would fit that criteria. You hacven't tohught this through

Please don't encourage him.

sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
deus ex was the answer to a jeopardy question the other day

Fredrik1
Jan 22, 2005

Gopherslayer
:rock:
Fallen Rib

Chill Penguin posted:

Balls of Fire: Jensen unzips his pants and pulls out his cybernutsack. The scrotum splits apart like a facehugger from Alien, and his metallic testicles drop to the floor. Press 'X' again to detonate.
2nd Aug point: Balls automatically regenerate

The Aristocrats.

Sir AIDS
Nov 5, 2013

Wormskull posted:

Oh poo poo, a port for man rods?

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Chill Penguin
Jan 10, 2004

you know korky buchek?

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

what do you have to do to regenerate them on stage 1? It would have to be something costly/valuable enough to make upgrading worth an aug point but flexible enough to make it not needlessly prohibitive. I can't think of anything in Deus Ex that would fit that criteria. You hacven't tohught this through

it's like the ammo for the typhoon, you find them or buy them or something i don't fukin know. Picked up 1x Nanosteel Ball Bearing, i don't know man, who cares?

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