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Creamed Cormp posted:Thanks for giving us Tezzora's origin story lmao lol
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i have a ding dong im soo cool
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Mar 28, 2017 20:30
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Pick posted:i have a ding dong im soo cool 
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Mar 28, 2017 20:31
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JiveHonky posted:im eating cocoa pebbles for lunch
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Mar 28, 2017 20:32
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Pick posted:durr i have a weener We know.
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Mar 28, 2017 20:33
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whoflungpoop posted:I wish I was eating animal flesh. Titties and tank battles. faaaaaart You forgot power tools. Lady spotted!!!!! Pick posted:i have a ding dong im soo cool lol ding dong ditch is what we'll call it when a dude lops his peen off to be a lady
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Mar 28, 2017 20:42
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Jimmy Hats posted:lol ding dong ditch is what we'll call it when a dude lops his peen off to be a lady 
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Mar 28, 2017 20:44
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omg jhats
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Mar 28, 2017 20:51
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Hell Yeah posted:the other day i got tired of cleaning up so i just started jacking off right into a big aluminum trash can in the garage and i have to say it feels really efficient. How manly is it to wish I were an aluminum trash can
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Mar 28, 2017 21:29
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criscodisco posted:How manly is it to wish I were an aluminum trash can well you are wishing to be one of those old aluminum trash cans that you can use the top of it for a shield. and also you are wishing you were in the garage. so i think that's medium manly
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Mar 28, 2017 21:32
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Ok good that's what I thought but I need verification
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Hell Yeah posted:the other day i got tired of cleaning up so i just started jacking off right into a big aluminum trash can in the garage and i have to say it feels really efficient. Hells yeah accomplishing some poo poo. 
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Mar 28, 2017 22:10
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man here checking in thinking about construction sites and like, i guess dirt piles
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Mar 28, 2017 22:45
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Jimmy Hats posted:lol ding dong ditch is what we'll call it when a dude lops his peen off to be a lady
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Mar 28, 2017 22:59
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Man here thinking about my legacy and passing the family name down to the next generation. Also thinkin' about going up to the cottage and napping
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Mar 28, 2017 23:11
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card carrying man right here
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Mar 28, 2017 23:13
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Go into the gas station and buy a phone charger ya dummy.
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Mar 28, 2017 23:28
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I gotta take a dump.
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Mar 28, 2017 23:29
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Every time I eat a good steak or any piece of meat really I always wonder how that marinade/seasoning would taste in beef jerky.
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Mar 28, 2017 23:34
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VendaGoat posted:I gotta take a dump. a manly thought would be: I wonder if I can cum at the exact same time that I poo poo
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Mar 28, 2017 23:35
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beef jerky is by far the maniliest food surpassing even a whole turkey leg
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Mar 28, 2017 23:36
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a bone to pick posted:a manly thought would be: Lol if your beefy chud isn't girthy enough to stimulate your prostate as you grunt it out.
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Mar 28, 2017 23:37
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a bone to pick posted:a manly thought would be: the manliest of men already know the answer
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Mar 28, 2017 23:37
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Hm i would like to forcefully penetrate a female acquaintance
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Mar 28, 2017 23:39
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*lights match on chest hair and lights a cigarillo* 
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Mar 28, 2017 23:39
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Hold my beer while I light this fart.
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Hell Yeah posted:beef jerky is by far the maniliest food surpassing even a whole turkey leg its so good esp the super dry tough kind that u can chew the flavor out of like meat gum
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Mar 28, 2017 23:49
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VendaGoat posted:Hold my beer while I light this fart.
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Mar 29, 2017 00:02
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Don't mind me I'm just thinkin' about my balls and what it's like to have balls.
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Mar 29, 2017 00:18
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gotta eat all this food weather im hungry or not and give myself a stomach ache 
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Mar 29, 2017 00:36
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Applewhite posted:Don't mind me I'm just thinkin' about my balls and what it's like to have balls. Having balls is great
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Mar 29, 2017 00:44
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They're always there for you
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Mar 29, 2017 00:44
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criscodisco posted:Having balls is great
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Mar 29, 2017 00:46
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 dont tell the pussy cartel i told you this if you ask nicely we will stomp on your balls for free
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Mar 29, 2017 01:24
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Stomping a dude's balls is seriously fuckt up don't do that
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Mar 29, 2017 01:29
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If your lady asked you to punch her in the blouseballs would you tell her that's a hosed up thing to do? 
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Mar 29, 2017 01:32
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Hell Yeah posted:If your phone runs out of power and you get lost on the way to somewhere, is it manlier to waste 45 minutes finding your way there yourself, or is it manlier to face your social anxiety and stop at a gas station to ask for directions? have you ever camped once in your life?
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Mar 29, 2017 01:32
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slap that titty
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whoflungpoop posted:If your lady asked you to punch her in the blouseballs would you tell her that's a hosed up thing to do? yeah honestly i would
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Jimmy Hats posted:yeah honestly i would racists
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