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Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015

Does not accept that Omarion is the greatest rnb artist ever

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
wont agree to any suicide pact

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
likes horses too much or not enough

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
Screams "NO DEAL!!" as the paperwork is being drafted

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Gay Weed Dad posted:

Screams "NO DEAL!!" as the paperwork is being drafted

which paperwork

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Can't come to terms with my religious philosophy of "Once you pop you can't stop".

Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015

Likes anime

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high

Jon Joe posted:

which paperwork

The paperwork for the "deal" as in "dealbreakers ITT"

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Being white

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Has ever played for the NY Islanders

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
Illiterate and/or poor comprehension of basic humor

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

willing to date me.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
extremely rude

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Isn't down with an opin relationship. Wherein I mean I'm 'opin to getting away with whatever I want

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
likes xavier: renegade angel

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
likes weed

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
is gay

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
has kids

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
If you got anything smaller than FF-cups then keep walking. And that goes for men AND women!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
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HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


hates dogs
has dogs
throws away my spit bottles
knows about my wife

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
Stinky pussy

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Spinster posted:

Wont do oral

What if they'll only do oral?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Spinster posted:

Has no penis

Extremely transphobic

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Who What Now posted:

What if they'll only do oral?

No way gotta have dick

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Weighing more than 90lbs

lizardman
Jun 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Seriouspost: showing signs and symptoms of a cluster B personality disorder.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


doesn't have Dick weighing less than 90 lbs

cardiacarrest123
Apr 10, 2016
Keeps trying to finger my rear end in a top hat

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
owns a pussy hat

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Doesn't own a pussy hat

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Is a klurf.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Mnoba posted:

owns a pussy hat

Oh Mnoba
Sorry to hear this

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Who What Now posted:

Doesn't own a pussy hat

This is a honeypot thread to me

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
If they won't let me hotdog then I immediately bounce

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
what's new, pussyhat
wo-o-o-o-o-aoao

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
Has strong religious or anti-religious views

guts and bolts
May 16, 2015

Have you heard the Good News?
Long distance
Inability to be sincere about anything
Bad conversationalist
Judgmental about drinking/smoking trees
Constantly on phone, will start conversation with stuff she saw on Insta/Snap/Facebook
One of those "Where do you want to eat?" "Oh I don't care" "Well how about <place>?" "Oh, not there, I don't feel like it" "okay so where then" "I don't care, pick anything" type people

I think I'm just old

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HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


vapes but doesn't smoke

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