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It’s pretty simple. I’d live in my New York penthouse where I spend my time investing my money and being a rich gently caress with my trophy wife. But every other week I would take my jet to my tropical island home where I hang out on the beach, surf, and enjoy the good life with my Polynesian wife and kids.
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I would buy a candy house and lots of friends
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Oct 15, 2018 21:20
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Buy as many scratchers your new wealth can afford you.
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Oct 15, 2018 21:26
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Rad-daddio posted:Pools are like boats. Don't own a pool, have a friend who owns a pool. I'm gonna buy 50 pools so everyone will wanna be my friend
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Oct 15, 2018 21:44
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I'm gonna get 50 friends to pee in my pool.
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Oct 15, 2018 21:45
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If I win the lottery I'm going to install a jukebox, liven you stiffs up a bit.
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Oct 15, 2018 22:03
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I just want to be rich and crazy enough to hunt people for sport, that’s all. Like I’ve thought about becoming a cop, but the pay is pretty dogshit.
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Oct 16, 2018 00:08
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Have you considered just... hunting the rich?
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Oct 16, 2018 00:11
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COMRADES posted:Have you considered just... hunting the rich? 
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Oct 16, 2018 00:13
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COMRADES posted:Have you considered just... hunting the rich? Honestly how to you do guard work for the 1%? How are these people not constantly being ransomed off?
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Oct 16, 2018 01:25
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buy an abandoned apartment/hotel property and turn it into a vertical farm
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Oct 16, 2018 01:38
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Waltzing Along posted:Mega Millions is around $650 million. The 4th largest jackpot in US history. If no one wins on Tuesday it's going to go way up with all the office pools and the like. I’d buy a house in Seattle and then go to little ceasers with the $10 left over
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Oct 16, 2018 01:43
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:I just want to be rich and crazy enough to hunt people for sport, that’s all. They make 6 figures here after a couple of years. Come to Ontario. You don't need much education, and as long as you protect the cult it's a job for life.
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Oct 16, 2018 03:18
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i like that posted:They make 6 figures here after a couple of years. Come to Ontario. You don't need much education, and as long as you protect the cult it's a job for life. I worked in Ottawa for a year or so, it was really cool! Then they had the blackout and I had to walk for a mile across to hull, Ontario to get Pringle’s for dinner. Did not return. Saw the queen of England while showing my wife around. May go back when I win and buy a “cottage”.
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Oct 16, 2018 03:26
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i like that posted:They make 6 figures here after a couple of years. Come to Ontario. You don't need much education, and as long as you protect the cult it's a job for life. 6 figures after 10 years with overtime.
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Oct 16, 2018 03:31
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raton posted:6 figures after 10 years with overtime. Is that bad?
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Oct 16, 2018 03:33
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Open a restaurant, go broke instantly, go back to hating self way worse than before
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Oct 16, 2018 03:34
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Burt Sexual posted:Is that bad? Seems okay to me but the internet seems to think a cop making six figures is a disgusting largess.
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Oct 16, 2018 03:36
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i like that posted:They make 6 figures here after a couple of years. Come to Ontario. You don't need much education, and as long as you protect the cult it's a job for life. Alright, but would I be able to wantonly hunt people for no reason other than to sate my bloodlust, and also suffer no consequences for doing so? That’s an important part.
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Oct 16, 2018 03:37
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raton posted:6 figures after 10 years with overtime. "Average Toronto Police Service Police Officer yearly pay in Ontario is approximately $108,566, which is 74% above the national average. " https://www.thestar.com/news/city_hall/2015/03/16/half-of-toronto-police-workforce-earned-100000-last-year.html https://windsorstar.com/news/local-news/most-cops-will-make-100k-in-new-five-year-contract Not to derail this threat but the 52 division mentioned in this article took more than an hour to respond to my 911 call where I was located mere blocks away at a court house. Police are mob protected and run, I learned the hard way after filing complaints and getting my place broken into and now living with my parents at 30 hoping to find a safe place to live. Nice work if you're a male extrovert who likes a fraternity setting, nonetheless.
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Oct 16, 2018 03:40
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I would buy an avatar.
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Oct 16, 2018 03:43
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I would buy a really big boat and hire a crew to sail it around the world and then like once a year I would fly out to wherever my boat is and hang out on it for a couple of days
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Oct 16, 2018 03:47
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I would buy SA and give everyone free avs except the people that were mean to me, they would be so banned
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Oct 16, 2018 03:51
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i like that posted:"Average Toronto Police Service Police Officer yearly pay in Ontario is approximately $108,566, which is 74% above the national average. " And your average cop has about 10 years in and does overtime. How far above the national average is the average Torontonian's income? And, by the way, 108k CDN is only 82k USD so you're harnessing the 100k folk salary level for a well paying job based on a salary that buys more than the salary they're paid. raton fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Oct 16, 2018 |
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Oct 16, 2018 04:31
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rofl for any idiot who suggests going annual rate instead of lump sum if you win sure you winnings gets taxed to poo poo but who knows how long our hell dimension lives have left on this rotting world
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Oct 16, 2018 04:33
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Desperate Character posted:rofl for any idiot who suggests going annual rate instead of lump sum if you win Most of the lump sum guys do it because their financial advisor guy tells them he can get X% on their money and if they get it now they'll end up with more in 20 years. Sometimes this is true, sometimes he's promising on what no one can deleiver, but in either case he gets an awful lot more commission on 140MM coming in the door than 0MM.
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Oct 16, 2018 04:38
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i'd bank half of it to retire, then take the other half and live off interest after completing my masturbation palace/bunker
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Oct 16, 2018 05:09
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raton posted:Most of the lump sum guys do it because their financial advisor guy tells them he can get X% on their money and if they get it now they'll end up with more in 20 years. Sometimes this is true, sometimes he's promising on what no one can deleiver, but in either case he gets an awful lot more commission on 140MM coming in the door than 0MM. also lump sum guys dont have to worry about the lotto assassins that come after you at night.
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Oct 16, 2018 05:10
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i would buy houses for all my friends 
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Oct 16, 2018 05:59
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so i would buy two houses 
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Oct 16, 2018 05:59
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If my identity had to be revealed I'd not take any winnings at all. Wealth without power to back it up just causes you to get killed by some random prol.
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Oct 16, 2018 06:06
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qkkl posted:If my identity had to be revealed I'd not take any winnings at all. Wealth without power to back it up just causes you to get killed by some random prol. you could literally buy a new identity. get on the bus.
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Oct 16, 2018 06:07
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raton posted:Most of the lump sum guys do it because their financial advisor guy tells them he can get X% on their money and if they get it now they'll end up with more in 20 years. Sometimes this is true, sometimes he's promising on what no one can deleiver, but in either case he gets an awful lot more commission on 140MM coming in the door than 0MM. This always comes up in any lottery thread, but literally shoving 90% of the lump sum in a savings account will get you more in the end than the annuity because of inflation. You don't even have to invest it. All you need to do is keep it in an account and you'll end up ahead.
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Oct 16, 2018 10:28
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Pools are bad.
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Oct 16, 2018 11:43
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LGD posted:ensure I've got enough money to live more than comfortably forever, set aside large sums to improve the lives of my friends and family (I think a pre-existing list of who I'm willing to give to and flat amounts I'm willing to gift them would cut down on the number of dubious offers to invest in someone's hot new restaurant), and then make a decision about how to use the remainder to effect social change - it'd be fun to bankroll socialists to primary the hell out of awful Democrats, but I really think the money might be better spent on a housing first approach to homelessness within my state realtalk that's pretty much exactly what i'd do
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Oct 16, 2018 11:48
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If I won I'd make a series of pro drug PSAs. Like just a close up on Keith Richards saying "Hey kids, do you know me? Me neither. I have an army of personal assistants to remember who I am for me, and I owe it all to heroin." I'd also hire a team of people to help me forget everyone I ever knew. Lord Frankenstyle fucked around with this message at 12:21 on Oct 16, 2018 |
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Oct 16, 2018 12:19
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I'd get one of those huge-rear end freaky gothic mansions to skulk in.
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I'd move to LA, Bay Area, Denver, Portland, or another attractive place with legal weed and just smoke weed all day every day while eating at world-class restaurants. The life.
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Oct 17, 2018 00:15
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For 650 mill how far would that go in africa if i wanted my own militia??
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I would start an alpaca farm for alpacas
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