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I get lots of cavities its a good thing I have a decent dental plan.
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Jan 17, 2020 06:04
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poster needs braces
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Jan 17, 2020 06:29
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I'm incapable of feeling shame and the only thing that makes me nervous is driving and whales (the animal not fatties)
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Jan 17, 2020 07:14
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vandalism posted:dick too big This but not joking
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Jan 17, 2020 07:29
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nothing good to post
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Jan 17, 2020 08:42
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nice try you google bot but this is one bit of data you can't have, I don't have any weaknesses! You'll never beat me unless I do my mega beam move and reveal my glowing weakspot!!
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Jan 17, 2020 10:04
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Weird and offputting, like when you go to the forest to have a picnic but it starts raining and you get mauled by elks.
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Jan 17, 2020 10:42
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i have mesothelioma caused by asbestos/weight loss medication/and need cash now but im also single and horny while trying to invent the newest singular cooking tool with rich ambitions involving real estate markets
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Jan 17, 2020 11:09
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My wedding ring was cursed so now I'm constantly surrounded by swarms of rats, I used to hate it but now I just let them groom me while I sleep atop a squirming pile of them and shitpost from my laptop all day L.O.L
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Jan 17, 2020 11:17
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Can't temper chocolate
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Jan 17, 2020 11:21
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i post on twitteer
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Jan 17, 2020 11:23
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I both read and post on SA in TYOOL 2020, noted dead & outdated internet backwater. But as they say, hindsight is 2020.
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Jan 17, 2020 14:22
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I sneeze uncontrollably when I perform oral sex
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Jan 17, 2020 16:43
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Sometimes, I'm too detail oriented and work too hard.
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Jan 17, 2020 16:46
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I think we should turn this into a tonsil stone thread 
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Jan 17, 2020 16:50
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I loving nut way too hard, like when I bust I really bust, I leave holes in the drywall. I shane dawson'd the neighbors cat. I popped off so hard the cops got called and they shot my dog.
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Jan 17, 2020 16:57
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:I think we should turn this into a tonsil stone thread Oh God I'm not taking any pictures of mine. They get spit onto a towel and burned in a wood burner outside. They are that awful.
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Jan 17, 2020 17:23
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Chinatown posted:i got big beefy balls OP Not as big as my tonsil stones owned
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Jan 17, 2020 17:25
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I can't stop shoplifting. If you want any tips hmu.
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Jan 17, 2020 17:35
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I have a weird condition where my sweat contains like, an unreasonable amount of glycerine, on a summers day I look like someone has coated me in Vaseline and I am constantly falling on my rear end.
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Jan 17, 2020 17:38
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Oversharing. Terrible with names. Shart daily.
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Jan 18, 2020 01:39
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Lambert posted:Sometimes, I'm too detail oriented and work too hard. you've got upper management written all over you.
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Jan 18, 2020 01:42
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Pretty much the whole thing, yeah.
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Jan 18, 2020 01:59
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I have two malfunctioning sebaceous glands that produce these discharges that are the size of an apple seed. If I don't squeeze them out regularly, they try to control my thoughts.
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Jan 18, 2020 01:59
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Truck Stop Stall posted:you've got upper management written all over you. Thank you for the kind words! Together, we're making this world a better place.
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Jan 18, 2020 02:04
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Rad-daddio posted:I have two malfunctioning sebaceous glands that produce these discharges that are the size of an apple seed. If I don't squeeze them out regularly, they try to control my thoughts. I know I said the tonsil stones were super gross, but I kind of want to see this
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Jan 18, 2020 02:34
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I sometimes have an astounding lack of tact. Especially when trying to be tactful.
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Jan 18, 2020 03:21
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Cool and handsome and wasting it being a goon
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Jan 20, 2020 07:12
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I don't have any friends and live a really lonely life.
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Jan 20, 2020 07:16
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Cold hands
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Jan 20, 2020 07:28
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My body is completely hairless but not in a good way.
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Jan 20, 2020 09:39
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autism adhd dent in the skull acne and really hosed up skin in general got cut in half when i was two weeks old fat hairy executive dysfunction genital warts without ever having had sex i post here Gulping Again fucked around with this message at 12:04 on Jan 20, 2020 |
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Jan 20, 2020 12:02
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Massive drunk. Annoying habit of talking about places I’ve been to people who haven’t been there and have no plans to go there. Habitually don’t give enough attention to strangers on the basis that I have enough friends already. Not good at making time for the friends I already have. Loud about principles, sometimes short on delivery. I don’t know there are a bunch Also a good percentage of what the guy above me said
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Jan 20, 2020 12:11
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I can't poop
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Jan 20, 2020 12:30
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serious norman posted:I can't poop I can't stop pooping. I blame all the cheap beer I drink.
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Jan 20, 2020 15:19
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I gently caress microwaved pieces of fruit, op.
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Jan 20, 2020 15:52
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I have dyslexia, also my bick is too dig.
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Jan 20, 2020 16:00
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I fart a lot. I’m farting right now
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Jan 20, 2020 16:25
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The surgeon who did my colostomy was Persian so he hosed it up a little on purpose. Nothing major, just an annoying barely audible dribble
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