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Rarity posted:AEW would presumably go back to Daly's Place Which drives me insane because Jacksonville is hours away and Im like 10 minutes from Full Sail
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# ? May 1, 2020 19:42 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 07:03 |
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Imagine dying from COVID-19 after attending a 3 hour RAW where Tamina vs Natalya and Corbin vs Elias make up 70% of the wrestling and both matches end in DQs
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# ? May 1, 2020 19:45 |
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JUNGLE BOY posted:Imagine dying from COVID-19 after attending a 3 hour RAW where Tamina vs Natalya and Corbin vs Elias make up 70% of the wrestling and both matches end in DQs the virus would probably come as a relief
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# ? May 1, 2020 19:53 |
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Honestly, whatever promotion is your favorite "I got coronovirus because I went to a wrestling show" has to be pretty high up on the list of stupid loving reasons.
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# ? May 1, 2020 20:07 |
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It'll be funny if they have a hard time selling tickets because most people don't actually want to get sick and die (and prices will probably be jacked up to make up for the lower occupancy limits) and so they have empty arenas anyway but now without an excuse
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# ? May 1, 2020 20:18 |
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STAC Goat posted:Honestly, whatever promotion is your favorite "I got coronovirus because I went to a wrestling show" has to be pretty high up on the list of stupid loving reasons. Reminds me of an old George Carlin bit about going to Hell because you ate a Slim Jim on a Friday during Lent.
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# ? May 1, 2020 20:20 |
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i'm sure they'll be able to find enough chuds or otherwise uncaring people willing to pack into the few seats the performance center has
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# ? May 1, 2020 20:21 |
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One more donation from Linda and I'm sure Governor Desantis will suddenly realize that wrestling audiences are also essential to Florida's survival and fill Full Sail with like prisoners or the national guard or something
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# ? May 1, 2020 20:27 |
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Tweak posted:i'm sure they'll be able to find enough chuds or otherwise uncaring people willing to pack into the few seats the performance center has
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# ? May 1, 2020 20:27 |
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bartok posted:Reminds me of an old George Carlin bit about going to Hell because you ate a Slim Jim on a Friday during Lent. if the human body is incapable of digesting it, did you really eat it?
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# ? May 1, 2020 20:29 |
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Erebus posted:It'll be funny if they have a hard time selling tickets because most people don't actually want to get sick and die (and prices will probably be jacked up to make up for the lower occupancy limits) and so they have empty arenas anyway but now without an excuse wonder what kind of overlap there is between WWE fans and people who think covid is "just the flu" gonna imagine it's pretty high
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# ? May 1, 2020 20:29 |
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I think it makes a lot of sense for WWE to be the first ones holding live events again, no one else has more experience running arenas that are only quarter full.
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# ? May 1, 2020 20:45 |
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Incessant Excess posted:I think it makes a lot of sense for WWE to be the first ones holding live events again, no one else has more experience running arenas that are only quarter full. At least now they don't have to use the tarp to cover their shame
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# ? May 1, 2020 21:01 |
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Vince is gonna do one show, hate the way it looks and ban masks. Coward Tony is probably about to put in an order for N95 dark order masks. (Please don't bring crowds back before fall)
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# ? May 1, 2020 21:27 |
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blunt posted:
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# ? May 1, 2020 21:57 |
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Incessant Excess posted:I think it makes a lot of sense for WWE to be the first ones holding live events again, no one else has more experience running arenas that are only quarter full. T-N-A! T-N-A! T-N-A!
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# ? May 1, 2020 22:02 |
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WrasslorMonkey posted:At least now they don't have to use the tarp to cover their shame just to cover the mass graves
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# ? May 1, 2020 22:02 |
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Whatever the 25% rule actually states, I'm sure of two things: 1) WWE will subvert it 2) Dumbasses will go "hey there's an open see closer to the ring" and you'll end up with the first X rows sitting right next to each other.
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# ? May 1, 2020 22:05 |
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projecthalaxy posted:One more donation from Linda and I'm sure Governor Desantis will suddenly realize that wrestling audiences are also essential to Florida's survival and fill Full Sail with like prisoners or the national guard or something Nailz and Corporal Kirchner confirmed for WWE return
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# ? May 1, 2020 22:16 |
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No way this happens. Buildings at 25 percent capacity can't possibly be profitable. Spreading fans out like that is going to look dumb as hell, so it's not like its going to create some interesting ambiance for tv or anything.
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# ? May 1, 2020 22:18 |
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81sidewinder posted:No way this happens. Buildings at 25 percent capacity can't possibly be profitable. Spreading fans out like that is going to look dumb as hell, so it's not like its going to create some interesting ambiance for tv or anything. They'll use their AR effects with lovely CGI to fill in the crowds.
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# ? May 1, 2020 22:22 |
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I will never assume something is too stupid for WWE to do, personally
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# ? May 1, 2020 22:23 |
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Make the fans four times as big.
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# ? May 1, 2020 22:24 |
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Waffleopolis posted:They'll use their AR effects with lovely CGI to fill in the crowds. WWE would be 100% better if the crowd was taken from late-90s sports video games, where it was clearly three different models copy/pasted to fill the background and they all had like two frames of animation.
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# ? May 1, 2020 22:28 |
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oh but seriously I posted:Make the fans four times as big. The My 600lb Life crossover we’ve been waiting for.
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# ? May 1, 2020 22:43 |
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oh but seriously I posted:Make the fans four times as big. TNA tried this and the results were...not pretty.
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# ? May 1, 2020 22:48 |
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f;b
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# ? May 1, 2020 22:49 |
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Minidust posted:Imagine the obnoxious chants when it only takes a group of like 10 of the planet's dumbest fans to #hijackRAW and try to get themselves over But they're all wearing masks by mandate so all the chants are "HMMPH MMPH HHMPH HRRMP (clap-clap, clap-clap-clap)"
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# ? May 1, 2020 23:03 |
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WWE encourages fans to dress in all black and only lights the ring.
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# ? May 1, 2020 23:04 |
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MathMathCalculation posted:WWE would be 100% better if the crowd was taken from late-90s sports video games, where it was clearly three different models copy/pasted to fill the background and they all had like two frames of animation. now I’m picturing MDickie Presents WWE Monday Night Raw loving book it, Vince, you coward
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# ? May 1, 2020 23:04 |
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I look forward to whatever creative solutions the hijack RAW crowd comes up with to get their message past the full-blast piped crowd cheers I figure they've got at least one or two surprises that wwe wasn't expecting
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# ? May 1, 2020 23:10 |
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2Q expense call is going to have to explain why there's a notable expense increase for mannequins.
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# ? May 1, 2020 23:30 |
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81sidewinder posted:No way this happens. Buildings at 25 percent capacity can't possibly be profitable. Spreading fans out like that is going to look dumb as hell, so it's not like its going to create some interesting ambiance for tv or anything. Live events don't need to actually be profitable with how big the TV deals are, and even having a reduced audience will make shows feel less bush league than empty arena shows in the PC and you know that's killing Vince. Even mentioned the "intangibles" of an actual live audience are worth it and on this one I have to agree with Vince. I'm watching the recent All Japan show and it's just lifeless. Wrestling thrives off having fans to react to, even with how WWE spitebooks they'd get an active benefit. Of course they still shouldn't be running live shows but that's on Florida's governor at the end of the day.
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# ? May 1, 2020 23:36 |
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Changed the thread title as clearly I hosed up with my original choice. I still think ShallNoiseUpon's post was funny, but it was a bad decision on my part to use it as the monthly thread title.
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# ? May 2, 2020 00:56 |
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Should've gone with "A non-wrestler tested positive for COVID? Oh no, Miz!"
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# ? May 2, 2020 01:01 |
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Jerusalem posted:Changed the thread title as clearly I hosed up with my original choice. I still think ShallNoiseUpon's post was funny, but it was a bad decision on my part to use it as the monthly thread title. I was momentarily honored. The new title is good too! Edit: Sami Zayn is the most good human being: https://twitter.com/SamiZayn/status/1256370536168505344 Amp fucked around with this message at 01:21 on May 2, 2020 |
# ? May 2, 2020 01:06 |
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Honestly, wrestling is fake anyway, just cut to old crowd shots and pipe in the noise you want, bonus points if the old shots are from like '99 and they're holding up signs like "We love Rikishi"
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# ? May 2, 2020 01:35 |
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Did anything ever come out about why people think he's the worst to have to work with or was it just typical "this guy has beliefs outside the corporate machine" wwe name tarnishing
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# ? May 2, 2020 01:37 |
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ShallNoiseUpon posted:
Sami chilling at home with stray cats is exactly how things should be right now.
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# ? May 2, 2020 01:42 |
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ShallNoiseUpon posted:I was momentarily honored. The new title is good too! https://twitter.com/alikaoury/status/1256372244667924487
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# ? May 2, 2020 01:44 |