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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
you know that one dude at the game store? he's in there every time you've gone in, he's always running something, he's almost always the GM or the banker or the archbishop. he just likes games and nothing else. someone offhandedly mentions Tunnels and Trolls one time and he reaches into his rolling backpack and he's got an original 1975 edition signed by Ken St Andre.

it's not like he lords this stuff over anybody, and just as well, since he clearly hasn't changed his style since he started dressing himself (koolaid socks, sweatpant shorts, plain t-shirt) and he sounds like someone trying to make fun of the sort of guy who spends all his time at the game store, but even more so. and eventually it comes out that one of the weird vague rumors floating around is true... despite the fact that he works as a bagboy he does have a masters in economics, or despite his current physique he does hold the state record for pole vault, or maybe it's just that his dad is in fact Rip Torn. he doesn't bring it up. he just wants to game.

and you hear a couple years later that he died of a heart attack at 35, and despite the fact that you couldn't really stand to be around him, he seemed like a good guy. but then you run into him later, alive and well. he's at the game store, of course. he's running games. nobody knows where or why the rumor started. but he's there.

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RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Its like GameFAQs but instead of game stuff it's about crackin wise and checkin out pictures of balls. Its also more expensive and sometimes there's game stuff.

seriously you gotta see those balls

corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

Last time I had to describe it to someone I told him it was home to the only veterans discussion forum that didn’t suck and also home to a hive of radical leftist doomsday preppers.

corgski fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Jul 13, 2020

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

That's not inaccurate

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

One of our main memes is this real life hotdog man, he called like five FRIES! "piled high" hahaha.. and ""Coleslaw is cold lol" hohoho...... and his customer Mr Wade "thinkin' about thos' beans" heeheehee... hey, why are you walking way?..... come back!

DeathCrabForCutie
Jul 14, 2019
oh fuc-
early internet, without as much bigoted bullshit but just as much inexplicable and/or horrifying porn.

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
Seriously though, we're genuinely going with "The Internet, But Filtered", right?

DeathCrabForCutie
Jul 14, 2019
oh fuc-
personally I prefer 'distilled'. or concentrated.

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009

BigBadSteve posted:

One of our main memes is this real life hotdog man, he called like five FRIES! "piled high" hahaha.. and ""Coleslaw is cold lol" hohoho...... and his customer Mr Wade "thinkin' about thos' beans" heeheehee... hey, why are you walking way?..... come back!

I regret my earlier response(s) and would like to posit this ^

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
When friends mention something where an anecdote about posts I read on a forum would be relevant, I mention it, and the conversation is enriched. Eventually they ask about it and I briefly explain this hobby or interest of mine, and they feel as though they've gained a greater understanding of me and where I come from.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


"It's a weird forum I have an attachment to, as a vestigial remnant of a former, worse life and i question every day why i continue to read and post in it. It's like I'm going through the motions and I dont feel it at all anymore but I keep doing it

I guess I really like laughing at terrible Dune jokes? "

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747

Riot Bimbo posted:

"It's a weird forum I have an attachment to, as a vestigial remnant of a former, worse life and i question every day why i continue to read and post in it. It's like I'm going through the motions and I dont feel it at all anymore but I keep doing it

I guess I really like laughing at terrible Dune jokes? "
Your posting over the years has made me rethink the way I look at things, even a little. Please stay, if you like

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Daikloktos posted:

Your posting over the years has made me rethink the way I look at things, even a little. Please stay, if you like


Riot Bimbo posted:

"It's a weird forum I have an attachment to, as a vestigial remnant of a former, worse life and i question every day why i continue to read and post in it. It's like I'm going through the motions and I dont feel it at all anymore but I keep doing it

I guess I really like laughing at terrible Dune jokes? "

"Can I bring you two a cocktail?"

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
the only place I can be myself in my posts and only get probed occasionally

xutech
Mar 4, 2011

EIIST

Imagine getting waterboarded by words until you like the taste.

HEY MAN TV ON PC
Jul 14, 2009
"dead, and gay"

captain innocuous
Apr 7, 2009
A magical book that constantly updates.

E. Revenant
Aug 26, 2002

If the abyss gazes long into you then stare right back;
make it blink.
Ok, so you know how at a good party you can just hang around listening in on other people talking. It's like that just without the awkwardness when it's 1am and you're still standing there with only 2 other people in the room.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Daikloktos posted:

Your posting over the years has made me rethink the way I look at things, even a little. Please stay, if you like

That's kind, thanks.

I'm waiting to see how things look on the other side of the forum sale, but I'm in a generally bleak mood about everything right now. Also hard to ignore the fact that I don't like deliberately do it, I just visit less and less and the threads being made interest me less and less, and the high-end mod/admin drama is a bit too much at times. vOv

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
The only people who understand the internet makes you stupid

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Place full of political larpers and weirdos

StabMasterArson
May 31, 2011

5 years ago: It used to be a lot funnier
Now: It used to be funny

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Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon
I wouldn't

but if i had to

I would says its a forum style site with forums for all kinds of stuff. GBS is for random free chat and the other sub-forums are for all kinds of stuff, some have an old school crew who act like gate keepers and it can be hard to sometimes enjoy those parts of the site because of that.

Jeffrey Dahmer fucked around with this message at 13:50 on Jul 14, 2020

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