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SnowblindFatal posted:Please no trolling let's keep it civil. How do you think babies are made? Only God can create life.
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Dec 25, 2020 10:24
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Post the source, op
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Dude I used to be with was always real butt hurt that I didn't scream and thrash around like a mortally wounded animal during sex or when I was having an orgasm. He started cruising the internet for fun tips and tricks to try and illicit the desired response. It didn't go well.
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Women cum blood, this is science. That's why periods are so miserable, the woman can't stop cumming.
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Do you have this guy's number? Might as well try...,,, Loden Taylor posted:i dunno merry christmas Actually never mind...... Olympic Mathlete posted:Post the source, op Mega64 posted:Women cum blood, this is science. Could you send me some PMs about your experiences? I think we're on the verge of a breakthrough here.
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All forms of pleasure and happiness are a myth.
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tokomon posted:Dude I used to be with was always real butt hurt that I didn't scream and thrash around like a mortally wounded animal during sex or when I was having an orgasm. What I do is I take the initiative in shrieking like a wild beast, hoping that she'll feel inspired to join in. It doesn't always work, but I consider the amount of noise important so I stick to my strategy.
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Grevling posted:What I do is I take the initiative in shrieking like a wild beast, hoping that she'll feel inspired to join in. It doesn't always work, but I consider the amount of noise important so I stick to my strategy. My husband is always dead silent when we have sex. I feel it is more pure this way.
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Dec 25, 2020 15:02
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This guy looks a little bit like a young/insane John Goodman and I always imagine him delivering those lines like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuOSKzYfAgE&t=10s.
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Pretty sure you need both male and female orgasms otherwise there wouldn't be any new orgasms. Unless they can reproduce asexually but I'm not too sure about that.
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Moon Atari posted:All forms of pleasure and happiness are a myth. 
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"As a christian woman" - found your problem op. female orgasms are only available to heathen women because the christian god is a misogynist dick, sorry you had to find out this way
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you’ll always find sweetened condensed milk in my kitchen (or mouth)
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the male orgasm is a bit of a myth too. the ejaculation part is real
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Last time I hooked up with someone I met at a bar was unable to cum, mostly due to being too drunk. She seemed so disappointed the gift of cummies was not available that night.      
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Dec 25, 2020 17:22
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I knew a man who faked an orgasm to get out of some terrible sex that wasn't ending, which, given it worked may indicate he wasn't the first man to have the same thought with this particular partner
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Barudak posted:I knew a man who faked an orgasm to get out of some terrible sex that wasn't ending, which, given it worked may indicate he wasn't the first man to have the same thought with this particular partner She went along with it because she wanted it to be over too
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Now that's the kind of cooperation all successful relationships are built on!
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doverhog posted:Last time I hooked up with someone I met at a bar was unable to cum, mostly due to being too drunk. She seemed so disappointed the gift of cummies was not available that night. Its always funny when this happens because it turns out women get just as upset when their partner doesn't cum Most people perceive failing to please their partner as a big deal personal failure, who knew?
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Nice to see that Ben Shapiro's wife bought an SA account.
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Of course my Christian wife doesn't have this "female orgasm", it is called hysteria in medical circles (she is a doctor) and is not good folks!!
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Grevling posted:What I do is I take the initiative in shrieking like a wild beast, hoping that she'll feel inspired to join in. It doesn't always work, but I consider the amount of noise important so I stick to my strategy. Man, if it'd been that I probably would have gone along with it. I mean, when did simply speaking in tongues and an evocation of the elder gods in a soft ululating tone fall out favor as a woman's natural response during sex? It's just how I roll.
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I kinda just wanna gently caress like fat hog this christmas but I'm not about to hunt down the only rear end in a top hat I wanna gently caress because they are both dumbasses
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SleepySonata posted:I kinda just wanna gently caress like fat hog this christmas but I'm not about to hunt down the only rear end in a top hat I wanna gently caress because they are both dumbasses C'mon its christmas, you dont have to call me a dumbass and hurt my feelings 
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SleepySonata posted:I kinda just wanna gently caress like fat hog this christmas but I'm not about to hunt down the only rear end in a top hat I wanna gently caress because they are both dumbasses sounds romantic
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SleepySonata posted:I kinda just wanna gently caress like fat hog this christmas but I'm not about to hunt down the only rear end in a top hat I wanna gently caress because they are both dumbasses Same, but no one is interested anyway
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as a penis haver I have faked it a few times in the past. nowadays I am better about just saying that it isn't going to happen if I have to some people don't take it well, though
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:as a penis haver I have faked it a few times in the past. nowadays I am better about just saying that it isn't going to happen if I have to Yeah, I had a few occasions where I was a non squirting dildo for someone before I transitioned, and it was never taken well whether you said something in advance or not
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doverhog posted:Last time I hooked up with someone I met at a bar was unable to cum, mostly due to being too drunk. She seemed so disappointed the gift of cummies was not available that night. Sex without a male orgasm is no sex at all!
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Its always funny when you start going at it, look your partner in the eyes, and realize no one is cumming tonight
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RFC2324 posted:Its always funny when you start going at it, look your partner in the eyes, and realize no one is cumming tonight lol like I've ever said that. I recite Rome's speech to Tybalt on the death of Mercutio: "Either YOU or I or BOTH must GO with him!" and just repeat it more intensely while never breaking eye contact.
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Big Beef City posted:lol like I've ever said that. I recite Rome's speech to Tybalt on the death of Mercutio: "Either YOU or I or BOTH must GO with him!" and just repeat it more intensely while never breaking eye contact. 6 hours later your are both a bloody mess 
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This thread reminds me of that tweet where the guy said that no woman enthusiastically wants sex because his never witnessed it.
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Cumming is your vitality leaving the body. Never cum lest you become a dry dead husk.
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Into The Mild posted:This thread reminds me of that tweet where the guy said that no woman enthusiastically wants sex because his never witnessed it. The sad thing is that this person will probably never be fully aware of how much of a self-own he posted, no matter how much others may point to him. Barudak posted:I knew a man who faked an orgasm to get out of some terrible sex that wasn't ending, which, given it worked may indicate he wasn't the first man to have the same thought with this particular partner Could have just said he's on lexapro.
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Galaxy brain idea: market certain antidepressants as male birth control pill
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I’m a follower of Jorp and he says no women have orgasms so I agree with you OP Not that I have a women to hold me down, am I rite? Come join my Peterson star citizen group we post on r/carnivore
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Grevling posted:What I do is I take the initiative in shrieking like a wild beast, hoping that she'll feel inspired to join in. It doesn't always work, but I consider the amount of noise important so I stick to my strategy. Do you have any tips on what animals to imitate? Usually I go with the Australian possum. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkncjNn-ygE&t=10s
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what is sex liek? 
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