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20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I think the argument for prostitution is that gross disgusting brutish and unsavory people that Darwin would have naturally left behind and that women naturally hate need to be dragged along with the rest of evolution like a rotting sun-puckered corpse on a rope behind a horse, and that horse is prostitution.

lmao if this is true

would also like to add that it aint trickin if you got it to the record

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Das Boo posted:

All men are secretly gay and can only accept their gayitude by outlawing vaginas, OP.

But if men are too gay with too many men some of them start to transition. :thunkher:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

But if men are too gay with too many men some of them start to transition. :thunkher:

I've been saying that the solution to incels is to have half of them become femboys, then they can pair off together.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
Same reason it’s ok to torture and kill animals to eat OP. Morally bankrupt people make more money with prostitution being illegal than if it was

Go vegan

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

I've always felt that strict rules around outlawing prostitution and enforcing monogamous sex might've come about as a societal response attempting to stop outbreaks of STD's.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Meme Poker Party posted:

I've been saying that the solution to incels is to have half of them become femboys, then they can pair off together.

How is that going to motivate them to bone up? :thunk:

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004

Meme Poker Party posted:

I've been saying that the solution to incels is to have half of them become femboys, then they can pair off together.

I think they'd consider that a "cope."

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Because OP's butthole would be overworked. Let your rear end rest occasionally, drat.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
IF you legalize prostitution how will pimps hold the power over the hos?

do not disturb the patriarchy

just kidding, drugs would have to be legal too

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
I LOVE BIG TITTIES!!! :D

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I think just turning sex into commodity is old news, why not commodify family and friends too? Want to hire an uncle to get embarrassingly drunk and start saying racist poo poo at your next social event? What about an abusive dad or an emotionally cold mom? Step right up

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
Because the chads are trying to exterminate incels by cutting them off from sexual contact, op

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
OP trying to justify his participation in human trafficking

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
The problem with prostitution is the incredibly anti-consumer business model. You have to pay full price every time, and you don't even get to keep anything? That's bad value in the digital age, and an outmoded design. Like coin-fed video games.

Prostitution needs a modern monetization scheme! Where are the subscription services and season pass options? They need to drastically lower the ticket price, and make it back on upselling microtransanctions, especially cosmetics. Get players in the door cheaper (or free!) but sell them on purchasable outfits, hair colors, voices, etc. This is what consumers expect these days. Get with the times or get left behind!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Sooo vr enabled dildo/ sex arses?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Meme Poker Party posted:

The problem with prostitution is the incredibly anti-consumer business model. You have to pay full price every time, and you don't even get to keep anything? That's bad value in the digital age, and an outmoded design. Like coin-fed video games.

Prostitution needs a modern monetization scheme! Where are the subscription services and season pass options? They need to drastically lower the ticket price, and make it back on upselling microtransanctions, especially cosmetics. Get players in the door cheaper (or free!) but sell them on purchasable outfits, hair colors, voices, etc. This is what consumers expect these days. Get with the times or get left behind!

If a prostitute gives a john a discount then they’re both prostitutes. :thunkher:

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Colonel Cancer posted:

I think just turning sex into commodity is old news, why not commodify family and friends too? Want to hire an uncle to get embarrassingly drunk and start saying racist poo poo at your next social event? What about an abusive dad or an emotionally cold mom? Step right up

Being a racist uncle isn't a job. It's a passion.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Chinatown posted:

I LOVE BIG TITTIES!!! :D

Then America is for you. Due to our rampant increases in obesity you can find many men and women with massive ones.

Enjoy my friend.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

CPL593H posted:

Being a racist uncle isn't a job. It's a passion.

Why are you against racist uncle industry :mad:

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Meme Poker Party posted:

Why the hell would you pay for sex with a person???

To compensate them for the wear and tear on their lamia costume.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Meme Poker Party posted:

These days we've got VR porn, premium British sex arses, interactive waifus, free internet porn by the terabyte, sex dolls that arrive bound and gagged in a crate, lewd visual novels, space age auto sex toys, legions of horny artists standing by for commissions...


Why the hell would you pay for sex with a person???

I'm betting you would pay good money to have sex with lamia. Despite having incompatible genitals you would find a way.

Yeah, you would.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
What do you mean incompatible genitals

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
No matter the genitalia I find a way to make it work

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Listen I'm sick of going through this so just take my word they are compatible.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Shameless copy and paste from Metro article:

A cloaca in animal anatomy is an opening in the posterior for opening of the digestive, reproductive and urinary tracts where they excrete fluid and faeces. In reptiles the cloaca is where reproductive activities occur. When male snakes are not mating the hemipenis (more to come on that later) is inverted and rests in the cloaca. If a reptile owner wants to figure out the sex of their snake they do what is called ‘cloaca probing’ which is where they take a blunt probe and pass it into the snakes cloaca. A male snake’s cloaca will be longer and will extend further into the tail. A females cloaca is shallow. The hemipenis of the male snake folds in on itself, pulling into the cloaca and the tail by a retractor muscle

Like I said, MPP would somehow find a way.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Meme Poker Party posted:

Listen I'm sick of going through this so just take my word they are compatible.

Dude, I'm stumped.



Wait, what was this thread about again?

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
I believe in MPP

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Valko posted:

Wait, what was this thread about again?

It’s your derail, dude. I hadn’t said a word about lamia or anything.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Page 2 has been very educational

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
i was a little worried about the direction this thread would go in but I gotta say im impressed lol

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

i was a little worried about the direction this thread would go in but I gotta say im impressed lol

The key to good GBS threads RE: sensitive/political issues is that we just screw around instead of actually tackling the subject.

der ruhige
Nov 12, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Because the oldest profession needs to retire so younger professions have a place

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Yeah, I know sorry about that.

Anyway, I think it's much like pornography. You can legalise it but there are still people who will want to do really unsavoury things. If there is a desire for it there will be people willing to make it available. And a legal brothel with unsrcupulous owners might have like a "back room" or "know a guy" who can get you what you want.

For instance, cannabis is illegal where I'm from and I've dealt with some shady people to get it. They have always offered me other things that I would refuse to try like crystal meth.


Edit: Holy crap HGB spoke too soon.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

It's because the OP could then be a prostitute and no one in this universe wants that. Teehee.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

I accuse myself of the following crimes:

I went into the Proletarian Zones;
I had sex with prostitutes;
I deliberately contracted syphilis in order to spread the disease to my wife and other Party members

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Loden Taylor posted:

I accuse myself of the following crimes:

I went into the Proletarian Zones;
I had sex with prostitutes;
I deliberately contracted syphilis in order to spread the disease to my wife and other Party members

No sexual deviancy? No financial crimes? Spreading only a curable disease?

I am sorry sir but you are just not what we are looking for as a GOP candidate at the federal or state levels. Still, you show some promise. Show some grit and get a longer rap sheet and we can talk. You can also run for city council if you like. That should get you involved with the right people.

Demon Lord
Jun 8, 2003
ex nihil, ex omni, ad infinitum

Xenocides posted:

The last time I looked the statistical consensus is that legalizing prostitution expands the market beyond the markets ability to supply it and areas where prostitution is legal generally have more undocumented sex workers and human trafficking than those that do not. The solution would be to increase the supply of sex workers but you cannot increase pay without pricing pushing people back into the black markets and most people understandably don’t want to be sex workers and using any kind of duress or incentive has all kinds of ethical issues.

I can understand legalizing it to at least protect some sex workers even if it creates more unprotected ones but it feels like a bad decision to me.

No easy answers. :sigh:

Then again I haven’t read up on it in a while. Maybe someone will tell me my data was all obsolete and/or wrong and there is no downside and all will be well.

That.... actually made a lot of sense.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Chinatown posted:

I LOVE BIG TITTIES!!! :D

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Xenocides posted:

Then America is for you. Due to our rampant increases in obesity you can find many men and women with massive ones.

Enjoy my friend.

I'm going to bring this thread full circle. I'm a fat gently caress, give me ten bucks and you can honk my tits.

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

SilvergunSuperman posted:

I like family guy's joke about nope this isn't illegal, because we're recording it!

How is this not more common? Like a brothel where you "make a porn".

Anyway OP the answer is the Romans hosed up christianity and now it has wack ideas like no sex before marriage.

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