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I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



I didn’t know laughing gas could fix brokedick

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DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Yeah but think of all the posting you can do having ED, getting better, repeat.



Do not just give up on ED, OP. From now on we will think SneakySniper179 as the OP with the busted dick. Don't take that from us so soon after giving us this gift.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

SneakySniper179 posted:

It is. I love it.

Have you checked out the hot rear end latina lesbian being chased by a trex on a hoverboard genre

SneakySniper179
Dec 3, 2020

Supreme Allah posted:

of course! But not the kissing parts

I just knew from your name. I remember the character. He got killed from eating eggs if I remember correctly.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

SneakySniper179 posted:

I just knew from your name. I remember the character. He got killed from eating eggs if I remember correctly.

Yeah, but before he died he was pretty cool

Egg allergies are serious :o:

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

donkey salami posted:

Yeah but think of all the posting you can do having ED, getting better, repeat.



Do not just give up on ED, OP. From now on we will think SneakySniper179 as the OP with the busted dick. Don't take that from us so soon after giving us this gift.

OP is the last person who should be posting more tho

Twigand Berries
Sep 7, 2008

SneakySniper179 posted:

Man. I was talking these meds and my dick didn't work at all. I'm 21 years old and my dick was mad depressing. I'd look down at what was once a working fat cock to a small shrivelled up shell of a dick.

On the combo I was on I consider myself lucky I could even get erections at all. poo poo was sad man. Straight garbage. Now I got this nitric oxide coming to me in the mail on that next day shipping poo poo "Shout out to Amazon prime, y'all hook it up" so I can get my dick back into working order.

Shits been good though. Got off that combo that didn't do anything beside turn my dick off and I am back and I am ready to gently caress, mostly jerk off to Spanish lesbians but hey. It is what it is, you feel me...?😏🤷‍♂️

I once enjoyed kissing a Brazilian girl but that's Portuguese and also I'm a guy so I guess I couldn't be in your porno because what? my dick would intimidate you? scare you? awaken deep hidden desires in you? Never understood lesbian porn. I've never met any lesbians who were like "hey, come watch us have sex!"

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Twigand Berries posted:

I once enjoyed kissing a Brazilian girl but that's Portuguese and also I'm a guy so I guess I couldn't be in your porno because what? my dick would intimidate you? scare you? awaken deep hidden desires in you? Never understood lesbian porn. I've never met any lesbians who were like "hey, come watch us have sex!"
:qqsay:

nunsexmonkrock
Apr 13, 2008

Twigand Berries posted:

I've never met any lesbians who were like "hey, come watch us have sex!"

They were too busy renting a u-haul.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Twigand Berries posted:

... also I'm a guy so ... I've never met any lesbians who were like "hey, come watch us have sex!"

I think I found the issue.

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

Twigand Berries posted:

I once enjoyed kissing a Brazilian girl but that's Portuguese and also I'm a guy so I guess I couldn't be in your porno because what? my dick would intimidate you? scare you? awaken deep hidden desires in you? Never understood lesbian porn. I've never met any lesbians who were like "hey, come watch us have sex!"

look buddy I may not have kissed a Brazilian girls or even a million girls but I've still been around the block a few times

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
didnt read the thread but just posting to let everyone know that my dick still works

runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Cut my dick off so OP wont feel so bad YOUR WELCOME

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
this thread is intense

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Op your posting is terminal cancer

Mods give the op forums cancer

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches

SneakySniper179 posted:

I'm still horny. My cock was just real depressed.

I consider myself pretty grateful that i don't even know what this feels like. You can still be horny without a boner?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Borrowed Ladder posted:

I consider myself pretty grateful that i don't even know what this feels like. You can still be horny without a boner?

Look at Chad over here, never been insecure with a new partner :newfap:

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
gently caress it some hills are worth dying on.

OP are you trying to tell us you are or aren’t tuggin? If you’d like to join my gimmick cult that’s fine we just gotta be clear here.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

drat dawg, only thing I can relate is how when I go to the club these chicks look like they rear end fell off. Like they got no rear end. I wonder if a dick can erode an rear end, like maybe similar to how vaginal acids erode the penis over time. Like maybe it compacts the cheeks and they don’t reinflate properly. Even a small rear end should bubble out like a fresh loaf of rye. These chicks man, they rear end is just gone, it’s just like a limp hamstring extension. Idgi. It’s like I have to go from the club to the market to look at a marble rye just to get my penis back to normal. It’s shriveling away from assless asses rather than being a rigid gently caress mushroom. If only there were Reebok pumps that pump up your rear end too. :shrug:

This post speaks to me.

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


OMFG FURRY posted:

didnt read the thread but just posting to let everyone know that my dick still works

samesies brother. nothing can stop my king kong ding dong

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003
But are you old enough for Edd and Eddie?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

vandalism posted:

But are you old enough for Edd and Eddie?

OMG SO YOU REMEMBER ROLF!!??

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 18 days!
It's like some really mean prank that the drugs that help depression for some people also cause ED. Like, good luck feeling better about yourself, dickless wonder.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Smugworth posted:

why isn't your username SneakySniper69

Why isn't it ED-209?

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Borrowed Ladder posted:

I consider myself pretty grateful that i don't even know what this feels like. You can still be horny without a boner?

This most of my day when I don't have an erection.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

look buddy I may not have kissed a Brazilian girls or even a million girls but I've still been around the block a few times

Your living room doesn't count as a block.

SneakySniper179
Dec 3, 2020
Thanks for everyone caring about my dick. It's been working great. Just like it used to. Maybe even better. It needed a break. The quarantine was getting to him.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 23 hours!

SneakySniper179 posted:

Thanks for everyone caring about my dick. It's been working great. Just like it used to. Maybe even better. It needed a break. The quarantine was getting to him.

please don't ever post again

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
op it's your dick telling you to become the spanish lesbians

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Also pretty funny if you need a dick to work for good sex.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Slides into ssri chat, "Sup"

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

SneakySniper179 posted:

Thanks for everyone caring about my dick. It's been working great. Just like it used to. Maybe even better. It needed a break. The quarantine was getting to him.

im happy about your dick

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Pontificating rear end posted:

im happy about your dick

You'd be the first.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

tropical fruit in raw or juice form is good for POWER

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

SneakySniper179 posted:

Thanks for everyone caring about my dick. It's been working great. Just like it used to. Maybe even better. It needed a break. The quarantine was getting to him.

Don't ever take your dick for granted. No helicoptering. It'll rebel. It knows the language of discourse now. It can hold you hostage. Beware.

GetDunked
Dec 16, 2011

respectfully
I'm glad of it OP

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
op get used to eating and fingering the poo poo out of that pussy. get good at it, then get better. get your girl off multiple times per encounter with no penetration. Your pud is short-lived, funny-looking, and uncomfortable. Useless. Forget about it - don't touch or even look at it. As it gradually shrinks over time, start wearing women's underwear. Then a flowy skirt. Grow your hair long and start wearing pigtails. Start kissing all the boys. Learn if your girl has a sensitive g spot.

you're.welcome

Elburroman
Dec 27, 2012
Dont bank too much on if it works or not OP, happy you’re happy but try to live life like you wouldnt miss it if it were gone, woulda done most people wonders at 21

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

SneakySniper179 posted:

Man. I was talking these meds and my dick didn't work at all.

Yeah, hormone replacement therapy will do that to you.

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