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Play posted:how bout sex in one of those shark cage thingys while a feeding frenzy erupts around you the sharks can smell the menstruation
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Wait! uh, is this normal sex, or sex with other people as well?
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Jul 6, 2021 01:06
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Is it a mile below sea level, or in a cave situation is it just a mile below surface level?
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Jul 6, 2021 01:15
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did they ever convict that guy who tried to make it to the mile low club in his homemade submarine with that journalist?
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Jul 6, 2021 01:29
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I'm a mile deep in that rear end and I'm just getting started
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Jul 6, 2021 02:04
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poopnanners posted:I'm a mile deep in that rear end and I'm just getting started Gulliver says he still can’t feel anything.
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Jul 6, 2021 02:05
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Well i live near the ocean but not a sea level, probably about 120 meters above. Who's got water front?
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Jul 6, 2021 02:11
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ummmm do basements count? asking for a friend
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Jul 6, 2021 02:21
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The Bloop posted:You chose the very worst example for sex planes I'm afraid lmao virgin love it
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Jul 6, 2021 04:17
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Full fathom five thy boner lies
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Poohs Packin posted:Have you ever had a gisnt squid attach a suckered tentacle to your grundle while your partner fellates you through a holebin your wetsuit? Yes.
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1redflag posted:did they ever convict that guy who tried to make it to the mile low club in his homemade submarine with that journalist? Yeah but he’s in Norwegian jail so he gets a nice room and a PS2 to pass the time with.
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Yeah but he’s in Norwegian jail so he gets a nice room and a PS2 to pass the time with. A PS2? That's just cruel. Need to start a change.org petition to upgrade that hardware
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A submarine is the wrong way to do this. Would loving at the top of a fifty story tall building count for the mile high club? Of course not, so why set the standards so low for the mile low club? If you're dead set on the ocean, then you need a bathysphere and an ocean trench. You can get the voyeuristic thrill of being watched by creatures who have never seen the sun but will have seen your moon. However, a better and easier option exists: mineshafts. And it's more accessible; there are many options for the public to get below a mile or more of rock and then go down a bit further. I'm not aware of any that specifically rent themselves out for orgies, but mine operators aren't know for being scrupulous so I'm sure something could be arranged.
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this is not really in the spirit of this thread but I bet it would feel so good if you exposed just your penis or virgina to the vacuum of space
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do you think the hobbitses gave each other tuggies in the mine of moria???
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numberoneposter posted:do you think the hobbitses gave each other tuggies in the mine of moria??? First tuggies, second tuggies, and eleventuggies.
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numberoneposter posted:do you think the hobbitses gave each other tuggies in the mine of moria??? You act like they ever STOP.
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Jul 6, 2021 21:17
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I had sex inside of shredders giant drill vehicle once does that count
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ilikedirt posted:I had sex inside of shredders giant drill vehicle once does that count It was w/krang fyi
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I read that as 'giant dill pickle' for a half second
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Jul 6, 2021 21:30
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has anyone ever hosed in space i volunteer as tribute
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ilikedirt posted:It was w/krang fyi Chubby robot Krang or tentacle brain Krang? The answer matters.
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Jul 6, 2021 21:35
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AHH F/UGH posted:has anyone ever hosed in space
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AHH F/UGH posted:has anyone ever hosed in space I think there's rumors that some of the NASA crew got it on as an 'unofficial' thing, isn't there?
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three strapping young lads...all cooped in close quarters for all that time... half a million miles from home away from prying eyes..dont blame em
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Russians did it in the 60s but it was one of those spaceships that missed the mark and flew into eternity. Some say they are still loving out there, flying towards infinity...
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Jul 6, 2021 22:35
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People have def hosed in space, and women have been allowed to work on subs for like 10 years now. Not that there wouldn't have been loving when it was all male crews. You put people anywhere, they are gonna gently caress. Humans!
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Jul 6, 2021 22:46
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I think boners need gravity because of blood pressure or something? I don’t know I’m not an astrophysicist.
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Jul 6, 2021 23:40
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Just make a hole in your spaceship and stick ur dong out for ultimate succ
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Jul 6, 2021 23:47
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Zero G loving just sounds awkward.
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The Management posted:Zero G loving just sounds awkward. Two people floating around floppily doesn't work. On the other hand, if you're into kink space sex almost definitely requires some complex bondage. Does the thought of velcroing down your lover/yourself before getting it on make you hard/get you wet? Then you might have a future in space exploration!
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I'm picturing a zero g bukkake scenario where the fellas are strapped to walls and the girl (or fella) is floatin' around, maybe on some sort of tether and all the cum goes flying everywhere and it's like the space potatoes sketch and everybody's yelling at each other cuz they got cum in their eye but no one stops jerking off because they signed a contract goddammit
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Jul 7, 2021 03:09
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It's the 'My cousin Walter' airplane speech from mall rats except it ends with "Jesus CHRIST man, there's just some things you don't put in mission reports!"
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Jul 7, 2021 03:25
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Delta-Wye posted:
I appreciate that Jeffrey Epsteins sub was ADA compliant
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Jul 7, 2021 03:42
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My man Steve Hawkins' is a certified creep 7 days a week and you KNOW he tried to get some of that sweet poontang at depth.
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Jul 7, 2021 12:32
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Was a certified creep. He's DEAD. His wife rolled him off a cliff 3 years ago.
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oh word
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Shopping around to have a gently caress bunker buried in the backyard. Anybody know any good contractors?
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