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My Tallywhacker
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Aug 11, 2021 17:19
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my penis is average size but my foreskin goes right down to my knees like a big parsnip it is
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Aug 11, 2021 17:19
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i spend a fortune in pipe cleaners
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Aug 11, 2021 17:19
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Applewhite posted:We all have two dicks inside of us, a white dick and a black dick. Apparently I fed the wrong one
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Aug 11, 2021 17:20
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crispix posted:i spend a fortune in pipe cleaners A sound investment
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Aug 11, 2021 17:21
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crispix posted:i spend a fortune in pipe cleaners Ypu need one of those garter belts women wear with the clips to their stockings but wear it up under your armpits and clip your frangers foreskin to it
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Aug 11, 2021 17:23
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I'm above average, op
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Aug 11, 2021 17:24
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it's great for shoplifting, mind you
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Aug 11, 2021 17:24
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i got big beefy ball s OP
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Aug 11, 2021 17:28
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I'm never gonna tell someone how well endowed I am. But I will say God broke the mold when he made me. 
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Aug 11, 2021 18:02
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Katamari Democracy posted:I'm never gonna tell someone how well endowed I am. But I will say God broke the mold when he made me. Sorry about your lumpy mashed potato dick
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Aug 11, 2021 18:06
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I have to get Dick-shortening surgery in a couple weeks. I’m not joking
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Aug 11, 2021 18:07
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I found an old phone of mine and put some call data on it just sit thru to the voicemail and leave a message +61 0451 585 911 Tell me about your dick
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Aug 11, 2021 18:08
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That's not a real number. +61? yeah right. 911? ok. probably a virus, don't call it!
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Aug 11, 2021 18:09
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I like stretching my ball sack over my micropenis and pretending i have a cyst
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Aug 11, 2021 18:28
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Its a real number Also a Helecopter Just got real low near me and Guns an Roses leaned out and said Im awesome I tried to say it back but they were off already thats something i'll remmeber forever
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Aug 11, 2021 18:31
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYSOjuGdmvI
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Aug 11, 2021 18:40
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Then the wetness his thrust his tongue deep into my rear end licking all of my anal walls He sucked and licked and slurped and tongued going from my pussy to my rear end and then back up again he pressed deep down into my pussy shaking his head and forth I felt the facial stubs all over my pussy and it felt glorious he licked and flicked my clit and tongue hosed my rear end till his face was covered in honeycomb honey cum after mopping up all the comb cum with his juicy tongue he pulled out his big long fat rear end dick and slapped me on my rear end with it rubbing it back and forth and back and forth across my brown hole .
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Aug 11, 2021 18:45
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Then the wetness his thrust his tongue deep into my rear end licking all of my anal walls He sucked and licked and slurped and tongued going from my pussy to my rear end and then back up again he pressed deep down into my pussy shaking his head and forth I felt the facial stubs all over my pussy and it felt glorious he licked and flicked my clit and tongue hosed my rear end till his face was covered in honeycomb honey cum after mopping up all the comb cum with his juicy tongue he pulled out his big long fat rear end dick and slapped me on my rear end with it rubbing it back and forth and back and forth across my brown hole . Do you have like a .txt of these or you just freestyle nonstop
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Aug 11, 2021 18:46
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHH5pcHDi0Y
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Aug 11, 2021 18:47
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The Wetness is a good band name. The Wetness - I believe in a thing called cum just listen to the rhythm of my balls
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Aug 11, 2021 18:47
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HD DAD posted:Sorry about your lumpy mashed potato dick Hey that's Mr. Potato Dick to you! 🥔
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Aug 11, 2021 18:52
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my mr potata head didn't come with one
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Aug 11, 2021 18:54
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this is a good
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Aug 11, 2021 18:55
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Our dicks are actually supposed to be small it's just years of unnatural selection has caused many of them to be sometimes 4, 5, even 6 inches long. I got lucky with a nice small peter, I like to say it's "fun sized" like those little candy bars
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Aug 11, 2021 19:15
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kntfkr posted:Do you have like a .txt of these or you just freestyle nonstop That one is actually an excerpt from one of those self published sex books marketed towards black ladies
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Aug 11, 2021 19:17
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Is this still the thread where I come and talk about my enormous and well-endowed member that pleases all the ladies and sometimes the men too?
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Aug 11, 2021 19:17
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UnSmith posted:Is this still the thread where I come and talk about my enormous and well-endowed member that pleases all the ladies and sometimes the men too? No you can only talk about large penis in here if you caused enough physical trauma to it to have it swell up and feel like playdoigh
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Aug 11, 2021 19:18
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I have a regular sized dick but the knob is like loving a wooden piece of furniture.
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Aug 11, 2021 19:26
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I gotta go to work in a few hours And once again I am pressing the air out of my massive dick like its a down quilt so I can roll it up the size of a small dick and put it in my pants
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Aug 11, 2021 19:29
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I poo poo on my own dixk
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Aug 11, 2021 19:30
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When I fart my penis shrinks, like letting air out of a pool floatie
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Aug 11, 2021 19:31
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I farted on my dick (drat) Then I shitted drat, that's a combo Killin' poo poo bitch call me Rambo
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Aug 11, 2021 19:32
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Robin Williams posted:I gotta go to work in a few hours Go to work without pants you nub you clearly haven't lived the big dick life as long as I have
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Aug 11, 2021 19:34
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If your dick feels too small then just take your poo poo and build a tube encasement over your cock like you're making a mudhut and let it bake in the hot sun wa la a loving turd cocksleeve! Moron!!!
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Aug 11, 2021 19:39
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Who What Now posted:When I fart my penis shrinks, like letting air out of a pool floatie That's weird when I fart I get a raging boner.
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Aug 11, 2021 20:23
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low key sex master posted:My dong is so big ladies call it the Tower of Babel because they're speechless when they see it Made of slime
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Aug 11, 2021 21:36
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With a strap on, anyone can have any sized dick in an assortment of fun colors and shapes!
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Aug 11, 2021 21:51
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Frankenstyle posted:Maybe it's because it looks like something God destroyed. 
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Aug 11, 2021 22:53
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Having a big dick sounds like lots of fun
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Aug 11, 2021 23:43
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