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FacePox posted:I'm sorry. You just had sex. oh no I promised pastor Dave I'd wait 
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Aug 14, 2021 07:18
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Code Jockey posted:oh no I promised pastor Dave I'd wait Pastor Dave "I'm going to need to know every little detail" 
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Aug 14, 2021 07:19
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I'm waiting for Sex 2.0. 
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numberoneposter posted:I'm waiting for Sex 2.0. Is that 5G? or still Fourgy?
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Aug 14, 2021 07:21
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Sex is a lot of work with no real payoff or worse yet an extremely expensive result
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Aug 14, 2021 07:44
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Car Hater posted:Sex is a lot of work with no real payoff or worse yet an extremely expensive result You can avoid the second one by just having same sex relations. Just turn the lights off and use your imagination if it bothers you.
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Aug 14, 2021 09:37
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Lucca Blight posted:You can avoid the second one by just having same sex relations. Just turn the lights off and use your imagination if it bothers you. I do that all the time with myself.
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Aug 14, 2021 09:39
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As an older single male I am not putting in gym time just to get some good sex.
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Aug 14, 2021 09:43
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Really the thread for me. Sex pussy and dick is some crazy poo poo. Heard they invented it for good reasons
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Aug 14, 2021 09:43
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Needs to be a checkbox poll.
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Aug 14, 2021 09:58
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I don’t trust anybody who’s having sex with me
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Aug 14, 2021 10:06
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Robin Williams posted:Is that 5G? That’s when one person folds their butt up like origami and puts it in another butt, and sort of shims it into place with Vienna sausages while a computer sends pulses and vibrations through them until both butts are the same origami, and the vaccuum that creates makes both butts unfold back into pear shaped but with a unique set of dimples that other potential mates can use to gauge their interest. 
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Meme Poker Party posted:Boobs. Now we're talkin!!
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Aug 14, 2021 12:19
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Aug 14, 2021 12:20
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I love too sex!! 
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Aug 14, 2021 12:23
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I'm too sexy for my shirt Can belibe I said that Mods let this one pass holy poo poo
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Cyril Sneer posted:20/20 is pretty good, Dateline is better though. PBS Newshour you dumb BTICH Mrs Beef and I no joke make Friday nights 'date night' around this and will either make dinner together or get a special take out meal and then eat watching this. This IS our 'sexy times'...I mean other than actual sexy times sexy times
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Aug 14, 2021 12:32
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I don't know why there even is sex anymore because after this came out why should anyone else even try? This was the zenith. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hYtUYiuzkw
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CPL593H posted:I don't know why there even is sex anymore because after this came out why should anyone else even try? This was the zenith. At some point I hope The Village People replace Mt Rushmore as a national monument, actually. What they were doing at the time they were doing it should make them heroes up there with anyone imo.
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Aug 14, 2021 12:51
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I like to call sex names like 'boning' or 'banging' when I am allowed to have it (not much)
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MUSCULAR BEAVER posted:I like to call sex names like 'boning' or 'banging' when I am allowed to have it (not much) Doing the nasty
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Aug 14, 2021 15:10
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Robin Williams posted:My head. Something like Wayne Static (rip) from Static X but pointing backwards off the back of my head instead of upwards. Today I learned that Wayne Static died seven years ago in the sex having strategy and tips thread from Robin Williams
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Aug 14, 2021 15:22
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Maybe I’ll grab a box of dong bags so we can knock boots later
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Aug 14, 2021 15:33
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Im going to suffocate kermit the frog with lotion until he dies
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Lucca Blight posted:You can avoid the second one by just having same sex relations. Just turn the lights off and use your imagination if it bothers you. Any amount of pantomiming the reproductive act is beyond the pale at this point, sex-havers get the wall
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Aug 14, 2021 15:46
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Robin Williams posted:Im going to suffocate kermit the frog with lotion until he dies Good LUCK because KERMIT THE loving FROG can SUCK DOWN an OCEAN of VAGINAL FLUID! 
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Aug 14, 2021 15:47
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Robin Williams posted:Im going to suffocate kermit the frog with lotion until he dies please dont kermit froggocide
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Robin Williams posted:Im going to suffocate kermit the frog with lotion until he dies Robin Williams noo
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Aug 14, 2021 16:12
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le epic sexytimes LIKE A SIR itt
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Big Beef City posted:At some point I hope The Village People replace Mt Rushmore as a national monument, actually. This is a good idea. Let's start an internet petition. People totally listen to those.
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Haha I love doing the sex, the old vertical tango. Having a sexual encounter is great, I know this because I do it regularly... and vigorously! By the end, good golly do they know that they've just done the "deed" with me, your pal Songbearer! Just a good old bunch of goons, talking shop 'bout the whole procreational hootenany!
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Aug 15, 2021 08:29
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Songbearer posted:Haha I love doing the sex, the old vertical tango. Having a sexual encounter is great, I know this because I do it regularly... and vigorously! By the end, good golly do they know that they've just done the "deed" with me, your pal Songbearer! Just a good old bunch of goons, talking shop 'bout the whole procreational hootenany! ha ha! hell yeah. I love sex too. I love having sex!! In fact maybe I'll have some tomorrow!
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It looks difficult- after years of brass I doubt I'd be able to make the trsnsition to handling a reed without wrecking my embouchure. That said I really appreciate those who are able to make a go of it, particularly in smaller ensembles.
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apparently scientists think that we evolved big ol' titties because they look like a fat rear end and you can't always get a good look at the rear end, but it's important to see something good
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Aug 15, 2021 08:46
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I'd rather spread love and hope, than shoot massive ropes
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Ror posted:apparently scientists think that we evolved big ol' titties because they look like a fat rear end and you can't always get a good look at the rear end, but it's important to see something good Finally science is proving itself useful. Which is good since it's about sex which I have ALL the time with HOT sex ladies AND their boobs AND fat asses it's pretty impressive actually, me doing the hard core that is
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