Spraying room spray directly on the turd before flushing

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The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Yaldabaoth posted:

Are you saying that OP is into scat porn? Because that's usually what the obsession with making your poo poo not stink leads to.

I was saying it because they can apparently spray directly onto a poo poo they just shat into the toilet and that wouldn't be possible if it were underwater.

There really is a very poop specific undercurrent with a lot of German poo poo though isn't there

I wonder if the poop inspection shelf has anything to do with the apparently higher than normal amount of doodoo fetishists

# ? Sep 29, 2021 03:27

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 22:31

MackAddie: Jul 10, 2001

Shove can of room spray up your rear end, OP.

Simple.

# ? Sep 29, 2021 03:38

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

First you take the poo poo, then you light the match.

YOU HEAR THAT, JAMES????

# ? Sep 29, 2021 03:43

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Literally A Person posted:

First you take the poo poo, then you light the match.

YOU HEAR THAT, JAMES????

Instructions unclear

Glans badly burned

# ? Sep 29, 2021 03:52

Lascivious Sloth: Apr 26, 2008; by sebmojo

poo poo at work like a normal person OP

# ? Sep 29, 2021 04:11

AHH F/UGH: May 25, 2002

You're supposed to flush as the main feces dump is coming out of your rear end, thereby minimizing the amount of time it is extant in the room

# ? Sep 29, 2021 04:16

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

Call Your Grandma posted:

hel yeah

# ? Sep 29, 2021 04:24

PsionicAnt: Jul 16, 2001

AHH F/UGH posted:

You're supposed to flush as the main feces dump is coming out of your rear end, thereby minimizing the amount of time it is extant in the room

In communal settings yes. Weird how being in jail can teach you manners you never knew existed

# ? Sep 29, 2021 04:30

Boner M: Sep 21, 2021; by Hand Knit

Just as you start turding you hit the flush so its becomes a race.

# ? Sep 29, 2021 04:35

HD DAD: Jan 13, 2010; Generic white guy.; Toilet Rascal

The Bloop posted:

I was saying it because they can apparently spray directly onto a poo poo they just shat into the toilet and that wouldn't be possible if it were underwater.

There really is a very poop specific undercurrent with a lot of German poo poo though isn't there

I wonder if the poop inspection shelf has anything to do with the apparently higher than normal amount of doodoo fetishists

I come from a German family and can attest there was a weird fixation on poop. I cannot explain it.

# ? Sep 29, 2021 04:47

bossy lady: Jul 9, 1983

Ever take a poop then put a firecracker in it?

# ? Sep 29, 2021 05:06

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Literally A Person posted:

First you take the poo poo, then you light the match.

YOU HEAR THAT, JAMES????

First you take the poo poo, then you light the match, then you get the women. That�s how you do it in this country, mein.

# ? Sep 29, 2021 05:06

Lascivious Sloth: Apr 26, 2008; by sebmojo

Boner M posted:

Just as you start turding you hit the flush so its becomes a race.

You're pushn so hard you prolapse into the bowl and your guts get flushed down the toilets, hells yeah

# ? Sep 29, 2021 05:07

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

Ive never been anti work poop and am dling it right now.

All that fancy poo pourri stuff is fine but just a few blasts of room spray directly into the bowl works the same.

Im not german.

# ? Sep 29, 2021 05:33

Cyril Sneer: Aug 8, 2004; Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

Racin' the flush.

# ? Sep 29, 2021 05:33

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

Lascivious Sloth posted:

You're pushn so hard you prolapse into the bowl and your guts get flushed down the toilets, hells yeah

A regular Chuck Poo-lahniuk

# ? Sep 29, 2021 05:41

AHH F/UGH: May 25, 2002

PsionicAnt posted:

In communal settings yes. Weird how being in jail can teach you manners you never knew existed

Hell I�ll do it at home too just so the next person to use the bathroom doesn�t have to walk through a diarrhea cloud

# ? Sep 29, 2021 06:33

Giraffe: Dec 12, 2005; Soiled Meat

Poohs Packin posted:

for maximum odor elimination is probably the way to go. Here are the correct steps to masking the smell of a horrid poo poo

1 poo poo
2 spray good smelling thing onto poo poo
3 courtesy flush
4 continue with cleaning yourself preferably using a series of industrial solvents
5 flush again
6 spray room
7leave fan on and place temporary sticker on door to indicate brown has been made

1 poo poo in your hand
2 bring it out and show it to everyone
3 say "hey look at this"

# ? Sep 29, 2021 06:51

Vulgar: Aug 17, 2003; I am the man of la Mancha� my dream is impossible!

Fart in everybody�s mouth, then they can�t smell the turds because of the fart taste.

# ? Sep 29, 2021 07:00

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

great big cardboard tube posted:

If it smells that bad you need to fix your diet bruh

Look at this food tube whose poo poo doesn't smell. Does the sun shine outta your rear end too?

# ? Sep 30, 2021 10:52

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Poohs Packin posted:

for maximum odor elimination is probably the way to go. Here are the correct steps to masking the smell of a horrid poo poo

1 poo poo
2 spray good smelling thing onto poo poo
3 courtesy flush
4 continue with cleaning yourself preferably using a series of industrial solvents
5 flush again
6 spray room
7leave fan on and place temporary sticker on door to indicate brown has been made

at this rich bitch who can afford to flush twice per dump :cawg:

We have rules in my house.

If it�s yellow, let it mellow. If it�s brown, let it mellow

# ? Sep 30, 2021 12:36

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

as we all know in Australia the toilet water spins the other way when flushing

what you may not know is this also propels the smell up and out of the toilet rather than sucking it down like in north America

this is why these backwards Australians have to come up with these crazy schemes to hide their poop smells

# ? Sep 30, 2021 13:09

PsionicAnt: Jul 16, 2001

AHH F/UGH posted:

Hell I’ll do it at home too just so the next person to use the bathroom doesn’t have to walk through a diarrhea cloud

Check out this guy that doesn't like to bask in his own poo smell. Live a little bro

# ? Sep 30, 2021 13:12

Skeleton Ape: Dec 21, 2008

Wtf is with everyone being all bashful about their turds like they're a Japanese cat or something

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Just poo poo who gives a gently caress

# ? Sep 30, 2021 13:20

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Boner M posted:

Just as you start turding you hit the flush so its becomes a race.

If you time it just right so the turd is touching the water yet also still working its way out of your b-hole the flush power will suck everything right out and you won�t even need to wipe.

# ? Sep 30, 2021 13:41