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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > What are some good euphemisms for condoms?
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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Sex Packets

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Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




 cobweb collector

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Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Condoms

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chainchompz
Jul 15, 2021

bark bark
Cock sleeves

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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
 Wanky blankies :3

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DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

 Beef twerky

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


 Fun ruiners

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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
 Personal Blast-Shield

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Penis Raincoats

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Chilly Willys (if you leave your condom in the freezer first)

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
A delicious hot summer day snack

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


 ODDs (Orgasm denial devices)

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


 International cocaine transportation sleeves

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Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

 hogbags

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


 Boner killers

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Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Jimmie's and Rain Coats are the ones I'm familiar with

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


 Never heard of em's

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runnypoops
Mar 26, 2016

been there. done that. prove yourself to me.
Wouldnt know im allergic

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Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Trojan lamb Skinz

Magnums

Those free ones they give out at the clinic and you're never gonna use them anyway so why bother

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The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

 coney island whitefish

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Butt Stufferz

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Cock 'em Toppers

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Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

 Gloves. As I tell my 17 year old son, “Glove up, stupid. Don’t ruin your life.”

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Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Wrap it before you tap it

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Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Poon Balloon

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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

 dilly dally

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
That little hat they put on turkey legs in old cartoons but for your dick

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Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


 the ol' string cheese wrapper

shaft shield

dong devil

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Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

 Love Glove
see is easy

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Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

 Prick Protector
Cum Capsule
Sperm Spaceship

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Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
F: fuckin
U: unroll
C: cover
K: keep fuckin

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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

EVERY TIME GOING posted:

Prick Protector
Cum Capsule
Sperm Spaceship

Jizz Jalopy

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sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



 Moreskin.

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

 Tartar sauces

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Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



 Donald Trump

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Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
Derrywagglers

Cumberskins

Williewarmers

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

 Over the shoulder penis holder.

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Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

Edmund Sparkler posted:

Over the shoulder penis holder.

Really no need to sign your posts, but if you wish

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




 sheepskin

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Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

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Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



 DickTux(tm)

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