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who gives a gently caress
big fuckin deal
gently caress you op
gently caress yourself
gently caress your mom
gently caress a duck
and gently caress goku too
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dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Shogunner posted:

gently caress thats old as poo poo OP, happy birthday when do you start doing wild drugs without a care in the world

'round about 1970

Buce posted:

Hey op, how did horny singles hook up before tinder/grindr and when alcohol was illegal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6EeObPCMR8

e: birthday snipe gently caress you

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Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
:woop::woop::woop::woop:

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Skeleton Ape posted:

My parents didn't talk about money when I was a kid but I recently learned how much their house cost in 1980 (and what the mortgage rate originally was :whitewater:)

It used to be a different planet

I know a guy who I think is approaching 80. I was talking to him many years ago when he was thinking about retiring. I asked if he had his mortgage paid.

"Valko, I was working in Scotland at the time. I got married and came back home and bought that house for £3000." Hell, it was so long ago (20 years) I think he might have said £2000.

He lives in a big semi-detached two storey with a garage attached and a shed out the back. A big long garden at the back too, maybe 60x20 feet. At the time he joked that he could maybe sell it for £120 - 150k but if he did there was nowhere affordable to buy. He could probably get close to half a million for it now.

Also, happy birthday, OP! I always notice these threads but never post in them since my own birthday is very close.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Hey OP. Here's a song that you'd probably know but for most of us it's a creepy song until we understand what it's about. It's actually like a song with a twist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJBq7HY46oI

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Buce posted:

Hey op, how did horny singles hook up before tinder/grindr and when alcohol was illegal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCV6paTXyCU

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
page 2 party music:

this one is pretty much my personal philosophy summed up in one song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrAxnNDSpXc

let me tell you 'bout a place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSoPeZMHMf4

i don't remember who turned me on to this but thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgnGL41q2Is

king louis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAyt1MD4t4k

it's been this way for far too loving long
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqWbHxIQbTk

local boy, friend of mine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzN7Zuexkg8

because yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCyc6F0zE2w

good weed music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPlU9xYmWKI

legend has it the working title for this was 'big titty bounce'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3JyQnYPkZk

trivia: spike jones sideman doodles weaver's niece had parts in several popular movies (ghost busters, alien, galaxy quest)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y-X3lUcmNA

because i like it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXJWj-0fUqI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2WJqnK3gAY

dee eight fucked around with this message at 20:36 on Jul 12, 2022

catspleen
Sep 12, 2003

I orphaned his children. I widowed his wife.

good work d8, you made it!

I was born on my reg date.

voted goku.

Please never stop.

:dukedoge:

SoUncool
Oct 21, 2010
l'old

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
Keep this on the first page.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Happy birthday, elder goon.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Yes this was accurate

Fortunately times had changed

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Happy birthday older brother!!!!

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
i voted for duck gently caress

quack

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
drat you old as hell.

Happy Birthday senior goon! Hope you get to retire, you might be the last generation to have that option you bastard

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Do you have a walking stick yet? A full zimmer? Mobility scooter?

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
"age is just a state of mind"

- antonio banderas in one of the expendables movies

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

goatface posted:

Do you have a walking stick yet? A full zimmer? Mobility scooter?

hips can be replaced

so can knees

even cervical (neck) vertebrae (why didn't lowtax get some?)

lumbar (lower back) vertebrae... not so much

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!
Happy Birthday OP. Keep doing your own thing! Also cat avatar = gently caress yeah!

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
OP used checkbox poll, therefore thread is good. Happy bday OP, u win

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe
*every character from every game, comic, cartoon, TV show, movie, and book reality comes in with everything for a HUGE party*

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Nuts and Gum posted:

drat you old as hell.

Happy Birthday senior goon! Hope you get to retire, you might be the last generation to have that option you bastard

already did thanks i spend most of my time high and loving around on the internet
e: just got back from errands and driving miss daisy so i don't have to leave the house again today. i'm gonna get fuckin wrecked

goatface posted:

Do you have a walking stick yet? A full zimmer? Mobility scooter?

got a well worn cane and i keep a pair of crutches handy just in case

dee eight fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Jul 13, 2022

sporkstand
Jun 15, 2021
lol I thought I was old, but nooooooooooope

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


drat you old as hell you old rear end man

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Was it tricky to transition from cuneiform to the latin alphabet?

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Figuring at this point Dee Eight is yelling at the screen "why is this still on? Jeffrey turn off your drat site so I can go to sleep!"

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Buce posted:

Was it tricky to transition from cuneiform to the latin alphabet?

lol gently caress no hieroglyphs are what the cool kids are using

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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

When the first guy showed up with Clovis point arrows, did people make fun of him or did it catch on really quickly?

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
How disappointed is kid you with the future, OP?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Buce posted:

When the first guy showed up with Clovis point arrows, did people make fun of him or did it catch on really quickly?

his name was clovis, what do you think?

Dukberry
Nov 5, 2013

why are you so old

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Time isn't real. Become eternal.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


do you raise your pants an inch up your torso for every year that passes after 60?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Dukberry posted:

why are you so old

Why you so old you old rear end man

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


Happy birthday motherfucker

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

dee eight posted:

lol gently caress no hieroglyphs are what the cool kids are using


RocketMermaid
Mar 30, 2004

My pronouns are She/Heir.



Whoreson Welles posted:

1 step closer to being 69 and also dying ayooo

Die on your 69th birthday while 69ing like a true hero

Happy birthday!

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Das Boo posted:

How disappointed is kid you with the future, OP?

i'm both impressed and disappointed.

there was one day in my early 20s where i walking a few blocks to my brother's house to do computer gaming on vic 20s. i recall clearly the thought, "holy poo poo i have a computer program in my pocket!. the future is now, baby!" it was something like temples of apshai on a cassette tape lol. it was a v cool moment for me to have some sci fi dreams come true. of course i still play the heck out of vid games, and the internet is my clubhouse. computers in every house is one of the best promises kept by the future.

at one point in my life, i took a good critical look at tv and decided it was poison to the mind and spirit so now i try to cut it out of my life except for very specific things (indy 500). in my single digit years, tv was a magic box that had teachers in it. capt kangaroo and miss marcia, bozo and roy rogers and hopalong cassidy and bugs bunny spent a lot of time hangin out with me and that was okay. now, though, i've seen the vast wasteland with older and slightly more cynical eyes. newton minnow was a starry-eyed optimist. the constant stream of common crap that is network tv is just a delivery system for screaming advertisements aimed carefully at the slack jawed masses with disposable income. apart from some public tv, i am deeply disappointed in tv.

modern culture is a bit of both. some movies and music are a miss with me, but that's okay, i still find the good stuff. i don't do a lot of social media so twitter and tik tok and like that are only what i see here and discord. i like the memes and gifs and my sense of humor is broad so i don't feel alienated by youth trends and culture. what weirds me out a little bit is all the metal you kids are sticking in yourselfs. i like boobies ungalvanized thank you. tats used to a little, but that was a cultural echo from the previous generation i think. only sailors and convicts had tats, not good upright citizens

the rise of fascism in america is a big disappointment. i mean they gave my uncle marvin a bronze star for killing nazis back in the 40s but now here we are and the bastards are running around in america doing nazi stuff. gently caress.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
We find ourselves here again, catdrug man

I fuckin love that you do these, I saw this and was like wait, wasn't his last months ago?!

Happy birthday!

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

dee eight posted:

i'm both impressed and disappointed.

there was one day in my early 20s where i walking a few blocks to my brother's house to do computer gaming on vic 20s. i recall clearly the thought, "holy poo poo i have a computer program in my pocket!. the future is now, baby!" it was something like temples of apshai on a cassette tape lol. it was a v cool moment for me to have some sci fi dreams come true. of course i still play the heck out of vid games, and the internet is my clubhouse. computers in every house is one of the best promises kept by the future.

at one point in my life, i took a good critical look at tv and decided it was poison to the mind and spirit so now i try to cut it out of my life except for very specific things (indy 500). in my single digit years, tv was a magic box that had teachers in it. capt kangaroo and miss marcia, bozo and roy rogers and hopalong cassidy and bugs bunny spent a lot of time hangin out with me and that was okay. now, though, i've seen the vast wasteland with older and slightly more cynical eyes. newton minnow was a starry-eyed optimist. the constant stream of common crap that is network tv is just a delivery system for screaming advertisements aimed carefully at the slack jawed masses with disposable income. apart from some public tv, i am deeply disappointed in tv.

modern culture is a bit of both. some movies and music are a miss with me, but that's okay, i still find the good stuff. i don't do a lot of social media so twitter and tik tok and like that are only what i see here and discord. i like the memes and gifs and my sense of humor is broad so i don't feel alienated by youth trends and culture. what weirds me out a little bit is all the metal you kids are sticking in yourselfs. i like boobies ungalvanized thank you. tats used to a little, but that was a cultural echo from the previous generation i think. only sailors and convicts had tats, not good upright citizens

the rise of fascism in america is a big disappointment. i mean they gave my uncle marvin a bronze star for killing nazis back in the 40s but now here we are and the bastards are running around in america doing nazi stuff. gently caress.

Insightful and informative. Thank you.

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Happy Birthday, you ancient fart!
:buddy:

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