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The Bloop posted:It's actually portmanteau for great rear end ITT we touch rear end
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Aug 8, 2022 18:39
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In Soviet Russia, grass touches YOU!
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Aug 8, 2022 18:39
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yep. i remember the days when grass touching first took off. it was a simpler time, and youir average poster could easily be brought back to reality by exercising a rudimentary grass touching technique. these days in such a high flying, fast toucihng world, grass is just too primitive. it's why you see so many unhinged posters, seeking an ever out of reach unobtanium to touch and recenter the mind.
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Aug 8, 2022 18:40
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Don't do what the mods tell you op
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Aug 8, 2022 18:55
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hug a tree they say, or maybe just spend time amongst some trees. "Forest bathing" is what the Japanese call it and... what the gently caress is that man doing to that sapling... god damnit gbs...
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Aug 8, 2022 19:07
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i choose to float through the empty void of intergalactic space, touching only a few atoms every thousand years.
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Aug 8, 2022 19:54
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One of my hippie aunt's gave me this book called Earthing a long time ago and I only got half-way through the first chapter before I felt my brains starting to leak out of my head. The basic gist of it is that walking around barefoot on dirt for your entire life lets you absorb minerals and "energy" from the ground which will cure all your ailments and/or let you live forever.
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Aug 8, 2022 19:55
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Vakal posted:One of my hippie aunt's gave me this book called Earthing a long time ago and I only got half-way through the first chapter before I felt my brains starting to leak out of my head. lol this is some high level grass touching. one of the texts stonehouse beach was referring to, no doubt
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Aug 8, 2022 19:58
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Vakal posted:One of my hippie aunt's gave me this book called Earthing a long time ago and I only got half-way through the first chapter before I felt my brains starting to leak out of my head. ngl being barefoot out in nature is pretty nice, but the day i learned about raccoon ring worm was the day i never took my shoes off ever again. i sleep wearing shoes now.
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Aug 8, 2022 20:07
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Yaldabaoth posted:Everytime someone says "Touch grass" I'm reminded of the saying "If there's grass on the field, play ball" and it makes it sound like the person is saying to molest an underage girl. every time someone mentions grass you immediately think about molesting underage girls?
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Aug 8, 2022 20:26
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I walk fast outside an hour a day, with hills Probably keeping me alive Nature is SO AMAZING Bugs and trees and ants and birds are still doing their thing There is still much beauty left and endless amazement Unplug my friends, and go
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Aug 8, 2022 20:35
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i went out to cottage country this weekend and didn't touch grass one single time
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Aug 8, 2022 20:35
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:i went out to cottage country this weekend and didn't touch grass one single time mods?
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Aug 8, 2022 20:36
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Vakal posted:One of my hippie aunt's gave me this book called Earthing a long time ago and I only got half-way through the first chapter before I felt my brains starting to leak out of my head. technically hookworm larvae consist of minerals and energy sooo
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Aug 8, 2022 20:41
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:i went out to cottage country this weekend and didn't touch grass one single time i hope you at least got some cheese
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Aug 8, 2022 20:47
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Pimpcasso posted:I got stun 13 times by yellowjackets trying to mow yesterday lol owned
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Aug 8, 2022 20:52
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Das Boo posted:I had to rescue my dumbass kitten from a tree twice the other day. That counts for touching nature. tinturn?
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Aug 8, 2022 20:54
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Peggy Edson posted:mods? I have questions, mostly about what constitutes "cottage country"
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Aug 8, 2022 21:08
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KitConstantine posted:I have questions, mostly about what constitutes "cottage country" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottage_country i was in the kawarthas
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Aug 8, 2022 21:10
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There is no grass in the desert where I live, OP. I will go outside and touch a cactus for OP, though.
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Aug 8, 2022 21:19
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verbal enema posted:tinturn? Kinda sorta named after the Tintern Abbey because my sister always thought that'd be a cute cat name.
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Aug 8, 2022 21:20
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Thread is a massive legal liability for this forum. Goons gonna get ticks and Lyme disease and sue for damages. How did this ever get past the legal department?
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Aug 8, 2022 21:22
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Vakal posted:One of my hippie aunt's gave me this book called Earthing a long time ago and I only got half-way through the first chapter before I felt my brains starting to leak out of my head. Next step is making a hole in the ground and loving it
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Aug 8, 2022 21:26
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KitConstantine posted:I have questions, mostly about what constitutes "cottage country" summer 2022 is all about cottage core living, maybe it's time to update your dream board and catch up with the rest of us waifs
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Aug 8, 2022 21:31
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Luvcow posted:summer 2022 is all about cottage core living, maybe it's time to update your dream board and catch up with the rest of us waifs cottage core was spring you plebe, it's all about 'costal grandma style' now KitConstantine fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Aug 8, 2022 |
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Aug 8, 2022 21:32
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MEIN RAVEN posted:ITT we touch rear end Well, if yer rear end is grass...
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Aug 8, 2022 21:39
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There's grass here. Does that count? 
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Aug 8, 2022 21:48
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its all nice on rice posted:There's grass here. Does that count? Only if you touch it.
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Aug 8, 2022 21:52
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Mooey Cow posted:OP, considering your rear end is grass, can i touch your rear end? no keep your hands on your own lawn its all nice on rice posted:There's grass here. Does that count? you got the first step down OP
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Aug 8, 2022 22:53
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Don't trust any book that has its title in the Papyrus typeface
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Aug 8, 2022 22:55
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Grass loving sucks. Oooh look at my useless plant monoculture. Hope there aren't any weeds, two types of useless garbage plants is too much
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Aug 8, 2022 22:56
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i'm touching grass w/my lungs
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Aug 8, 2022 22:58
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ikanreed posted:Grass loving sucks. Oooh look at my useless plant monoculture. Hope there aren't any weeds, two types of useless garbage plants is too much Grass is fine. Lawns are usually bad. Don't blame the Grass for the twisted things Man has made of it
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Aug 8, 2022 22:59
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not enough grass pics ITT. take a walk while the sun is still out goons. i'm currently on a layover in chicago and it's loving gloomy here
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Aug 8, 2022 23:00
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I'm in a pool rn No grass but I am treading water 
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Aug 8, 2022 23:01
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posting in gbs while hanging with the boys in the pool
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Aug 8, 2022 23:27
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I heard Smugworth tried to touch grass and the grass blew a whistle.
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Aug 8, 2022 23:33
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touch rear end touch gas or touch grass nobody posts for free
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Aug 8, 2022 23:41
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I've watched Aeon Flux so gently caress no.
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Aug 8, 2022 23:46
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I heard Smugworth tried to touch grass and the grass blew a whistle. You tried to touch grass but it didn't work because your dead heart can't feel anything
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