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"Im not driving, im travelling" and "I do not consent to joinder" are the 2 phrases that can get you out of any speeding ticket
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ZAZAS
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dsf posted:"Im not driving, im travelling" and "I do not consent to joinder" are the 2 phrases that can get you out of any speeding ticket
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dsf posted:"Im not driving, im travelling" and "I do not consent to joinder" are the 2 phrases that can get you out of any speeding ticket Am I being detained? I do not consent?
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Sep 10, 2022 03:31
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“Oh my god I hope I don’t poo poo my pants!”
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Sometimes when I’m in a restaurant drive-thru, a voice speaks to me commanding me to tell it what I want to eat, and when I drive up to a window, it’s prepared for me!
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Sep 10, 2022 04:09
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Sep 10, 2022 04:50
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I drew an entire alphabet of these curses
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Sep 10, 2022 04:53
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Laputan Machine
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Ratwaffle.
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deep dish peat moss posted:I drew an entire alphabet of these curses Get back to work Mr Cruz
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all you can eat
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Sep 12, 2022 03:58
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i know a bunch of magic words that cause you not to be allowed to post anymore for 6 hours 
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Nooner posted:i know a bunch of magic words that cause you not to be allowed to post anymore for 6 hours "shower you weeb"
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Sep 12, 2022 04:11
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im doing my best
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Sep 12, 2022 05:18
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I'm pretty sure I saw the chef who made your filet mignon in the bathroom. He didn't wash his hands. Want me to take that from you and toss it?
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In the classic 1995 film Die Hard With A Vengeance , Burce Willis' character John Mcclane is put through the ringer by a twisted psucho who's got his number. In one memorable scene, he is forced to write an incantation runically on a sandwich board. Now I am versed in some magic but those words are an unfamiliar dialect. I think the runes may be cthonic in origin, and are cursed and maybe a plea to the Old Ones? Or maybe the street corner itself is cursed. Every time I try to speak them aloud, my tongue knots itself as though they are unutterable. Anyway maybe someone can translate them and please BE CAREFUL in case something is summoned. Spoilered just to be safe I HATE EVERY BODY
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Sep 12, 2022 07:30
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Too spooky for 6 yo me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it2Cvu6ZJTI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IpmZcH8VsQ
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standing outside the nightclub waving a big bag of blow shouting " accio sluts!"
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Carlos Lantana posted:standing outside the nightclub waving a big bag of blow shouting " accio sluts!" Whassup
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Snel Frockey Blarfenghar Muffy Smarf
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'I'm sorry I ordered this well done and it's medium well AT BEST' will result in a well done steak that takes like spit.
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104.1 BIG TIME RADIO PLAYS THE BEST HITS OF THE SUMMER!!!
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Did I win the tickets???
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