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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I prefer the shark coochie board op

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Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Why do americans call their main course an entree? Even the word sounds like its the entry to the meal.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Caesar Saladin posted:

Why do americans call their main course an entree? Even the word sounds like its the entry to the meal.

it is

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Caesar Saladin posted:

Why do americans call their main course an entree? Even the word sounds like its the entry to the meal.

Why do the british call what they serve 'food'?

Child Trebuchet
Sep 4, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Typical American Menu:

Pre Cum

Cum

Desert Cum

Alcoholic Cums

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

aunty pasteau

Child Trebuchet
Sep 4, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

nut
Jul 30, 2019

Big Beef City posted:

Why do the british call what they serve 'food'?

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Big Beef City posted:

Why do the british call what they serve 'food'?

The entire purpose of the British Empire was to take over places that serve food that tastes good and nobody will ever change my mind on this.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

No one they had it out for the French.

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
I want an unappetizer

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


pizza onion ring platter w/ ramch

nut
Jul 30, 2019

Pastel Candy Snake posted:

I want an unappetizer

Turn off ur monitor

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

slather me in donkey sauce

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I had fresh chicharron with queso dip at a restaurant two weeks ago


The chicharron piled high

BV
Oct 23, 2005

NO ITS FUNNY. FUCK YOU. TIA

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

The chicharron piled high

Mite put it on the menu

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

you know whats good is shrimp

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

nut posted:

Turn off ur monitor

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Always get the appetizer sampler as your entree at Beef O’Brady’s.

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

Live, Laugh, Apps

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
How about entrée

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Caesar Saladin posted:

Why do americans call their main course an entree? Even the word sounds like its the entry to the meal.

I came here to complain about this. An entree the start of a meal you dumbasses :argh:

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Big Beef City posted:

Why do the british call what they serve 'food'?

:toot:

Posting whistle

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Infidel Castro posted:

The entire purpose of the British Empire was to take over places that serve food that tastes good and nobody will ever change my mind on this.

O fukk another zinger oh

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

theres an appetizer for that

Bobcats
Aug 5, 2004
Oh
is this table cool enough for me ordering an appetizer as a meal or are you just going to loving pick it to death

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

in australia appetizers are called bloomin onions and you eat them at the end of the meal

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
eat good in hood

Matinee
Sep 15, 2007

Buce posted:

in australia appetizers are called bloomin onions and you eat them at the end of the meal

Thinking about how a blooming onion would probably be pretty good (or at least, “interesting” for the first few bites) if it’s done with powdered sugar and cinnamon like a churro

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
hors d'oeuvres are what a whore serves!

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
microsatiators

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

I'll take an order of the jalapeñis poppers and a bloomin anus for the table

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Oh Don Piano posted:

microsatiators

not bad

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost

Charles Bukowski posted:

Smol food. Big food. Green food. Wet food. Sweet food. Liquids.

That's your menu now quit bitching

At my fancier restaurant we offer guests the choice of having all options be hot or cold.

It's all just the same frozen stuff from Sysco, but people seem to like the hot deep fried octopus bits more, so we can charge more then just giving them the ones we let thaw out in the fridge.

After a cocaine binge fueled planning session, we invented "Spanish salad" at twice the price of the exact same normal salad, and all you need to do is throw some hot sauce at it and then microwave it for 45 seconds.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
Somebody make a conveyor belt restaurant with touchscreen ordering except instead of sushi, its all fast casual apps

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

apps & zerts

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

meal 1, 2, 3, etc., and then instead of app/main/dessert; submeal 1, 2, 3, et. al

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

for ex., you're talking about dessert after dinner (meal 3, submeal 3): meal 3.3

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Microdosing caviar over a 7 hour period. :munch:

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Matinee
Sep 15, 2007

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Microdosing caviar over a 7 hour period. :munch:

There are certain sensorial pleasures in this life that just demand to be done all at once.

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