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Bad Purchase posted:so what happens in this scenario if you pick one and still try to do it? if i pick cheese and try to wolf down a slice of pizza, what happens? You wake up from your cheese dream in someone else's bedroom, to find yourself sucking a dick. And the dick is cheesy. It's smegma.
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Cannot live without my cheese
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Oct 21, 2022 17:18
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Give up eating pussy or eating in any drive-ins, dives and diners?
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Oct 21, 2022 17:34
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Colonel Cancer posted:Give up eating pussy
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Oct 21, 2022 18:25
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I've just eaten two cheeseburgers so I didn't really have a choice.
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Oct 21, 2022 18:42
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It's gonna be hard to smile in photographs when I'll always be reminded of The Choice e: nevermind actually in my native language for photos we say 'vendace' ee: oh poo poo that also reminds me of The Choice
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Oct 21, 2022 19:17
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what about imitation cheese?
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Oct 21, 2022 19:23
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Colonel Cancer posted:Give up eating pussy or eating in any drive-ins, dives and diners?
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Oct 21, 2022 19:25
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my current favorite cheese is Tallegio. Its like a brie but with more "pizzaz" as the italians say
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Oct 21, 2022 19:28
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Guy Fieri coming up for air after grinching down on some premium box: “That’s money.”
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Oct 21, 2022 19:29
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what about those vegan cheeses they sell next to the tofu? most of them are pretty bad, but i've had some that are passable at least
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Bad Purchase posted:what about those vegan cheeses they sell next to the tofu? most of them are pretty bad, but i've had some that are passable at least How can I get a vegan blow job?
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Oct 21, 2022 19:33
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Guy Fieri coming up for air after grinching down on some premium box: “That’s money.” The proof? He doesn't need to bleach his soulpatch that's all grade-a natural ph
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Oct 21, 2022 19:38
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:How can I get a vegan blow job? The amount of meat in your dong pretty much rounds down to vegan
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:How can I get a vegan blow job? Just give your dong willingly E: with your partners consent, of course
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Oct 21, 2022 20:09
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numberoneposter posted:what about imitation cheese? What about imitation dicks?
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Oct 21, 2022 20:22
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What kind of sick fucker answers cheese?
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Oct 21, 2022 20:36
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i didnt get these ribs removed to eat more cheese, i mean it would help though
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Oct 21, 2022 20:40
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Roll that whole wheel down my gullet
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Oct 21, 2022 20:47
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Cheese, easily, some pussy (and dick I guess) is already cheesy enough!
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Oct 21, 2022 21:22
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you, eating a bland boring tomato pie: I hope I can get my dick sucked next month
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Oct 21, 2022 21:38
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I could never give up cheese. EVER.
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Oct 22, 2022 00:56
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Never gonna give cheese up Never gonna put cheese down
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i was vegan for a couple years and cheese was ultimately why i relaxed to vegetarian well that, and it's almost impossible to find vegan options at local restaurants but most have a few vegetarian options
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I'm very much a pulp fiction vegetarian, as in my is a wife vegetarian and i'm enjoying her vegetarian recipes and I don't really miss meat that much but I'll eat it when house-invading or at a dinner party But if OP comes in here saying i'm not to have cheese I will simply call artillery in and around his position
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Oct 22, 2022 01:26
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The world is a gently caress, I ain’t giving up poo poo op
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Oct 22, 2022 01:27
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Is this the thread for cheese covered blow jobs?
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Oct 22, 2022 01:54
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You don't have to choose, there's always smegma
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Oct 22, 2022 01:59
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numberoneposter posted:Never gonna give cheese up
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Oct 22, 2022 02:12
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I gave up cheese when I was 11
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Oct 22, 2022 02:47
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Cheese? Please.
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Oct 22, 2022 03:02
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What is the god-tier cheese that will provide the argument for no head ever again?
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Oct 22, 2022 03:09
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it's called "mozzarella"
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That one italian cheese with maggots in it is probably awesome because it's so good people eat maggots.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:What is the god-tier cheese that will provide the argument for no head ever again? There are so many good cheeses that even the lowly pepper jack could be reasonably applied to this argument.
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Forever delitised cheese dick Aka provolone
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Oct 22, 2022 03:57
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Provolone is good but it’s flavor profile limits its use overall. Not sure it’s worth giving up head over.
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D'you like goat cheese? Someone I dated once told me that a friend of hers worked on a goat farm (?), and that this person swore off goat cheese because it "smelled like goats loving." And that's a memory that's stuck with me.
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what if your lady friend is a squirter, which is now definitely defined as actually piss because ill take cheese over urine any day of the week https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/#:~:text=Conclusions%3A%20The%20present%20data%20based,the%20emitted%20fluid%20often%20exists. quote:Conclusions: The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists. Wendigee fucked around with this message at 04:25 on Oct 22, 2022 |
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The Alchemist posted:My dick IS the Christmas dinner.
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