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Someone reading this thread is currently pooping. They have a rug in the center of their bathroom. And a cat. A black cat.
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Feb 14, 2023 06:11
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 To future poster: I don't know what the gently caress is wrong with you. You're just so loving boring. All work, no play, and no ambition either. Just really dull as gently caress. Typical goon, bad in relationships, bad in long-term planning. You spend lots of time just standing there thinking and arguing, but you just stand there and do literally nothing. Just lots of stagnation, lots of missed chances, lots of delays, lots of confusion. Maybe you'll go find something better to do, something that'll let you escape and heal, I dunno. But right now, you're just really loving lazy, unmotivated, kind of goon who thinks they can just sit on their rear end and get rich in the process, uncommitted to anything and just plain irresponsible.
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Feb 14, 2023 06:19
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Red hat Red hat Red hatRed hatRed hatRed hatRed hatRed hatRed hatRed hatRed hatRed hatRed hatRed hatRed hat And a bird goes CAW behind the goon
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Feb 14, 2023 07:32
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Feb 14, 2023 07:33
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You will drink cheap beer and make a byramid with the cans, and you will see a vision in a booger haze. 
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Feb 14, 2023 07:39
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You drink cheap hard liquor but not the cheapest. Smirnoff and bacardi, that sort or poo poo. You like to fall asleep to reruns of shlock like old adult swim cartoons You dont change your sheets enough. You dont change the shower liner at all or possibly even dont know what that is. Youre in your 30s. Youre not a virgin but youre definitely single You go to sleep easiest while thinking of doing unspeakable poo poo like the perfect heist You like pina coladas You have half a brain
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Feb 14, 2023 09:04
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Flowers for QAnon posted:Do you often torture your guests with this performance I don't get many guests these days. I'm not sure why. I'll ask the cards.
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Feb 14, 2023 09:26
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im str8
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Feb 14, 2023 09:48
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I can bend a spoon but you all need to close your eyes first
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Feb 14, 2023 15:56
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I’m not a predator, I was merely looking for weaknesses, and developing exploits, and publishing them on the internet and media. 
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Feb 14, 2023 16:26
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Welp I’ve run my initial establishing dominance by calling bullshit routine, a comparative analysis that demands justification by divulging inside info and virtue signaling with comparative and/or similar exploits, run the gamut of “oh I know what that is” hand-clapping please give me a cookie for a good job for knowing a remedial definition of a word routine, and have now clearly exhausted all paths of obtaining information and will revert to my “I’m confused. I understand things, but not this thing” act hoping to get a second pass regurgitation of facts that I can hopefully compare to the initial information to pick apart discrepancies and at least discredit the subject itself. But at first I was prospecting and hoping I could come up on something somebody maybe didn’t know they had. 
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Feb 14, 2023 23:47
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Wait that wasn’t fair, it’s not hard to read you’re own mind huh? 
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Feb 15, 2023 00:02
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Putin dies in 4 days.
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Feb 15, 2023 05:50
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My need for weed has exceeded a word I can’t think of that rhymes with weed.
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Feb 15, 2023 06:09
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Feb 15, 2023 06:18
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im looking into the future right now and there is a robot and a silly crab alien and a dorky everyman kinda guy and a babe with one eye oh haha wait it is hit television series futurama returninbg with new episodes coming soon only on HULU!!
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Feb 15, 2023 06:43
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ok this is blowing my loving mind.
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Feb 15, 2023 07:35
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Nooners having a daughter. That daughters first word will be mommy.
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