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As it is now the second page everybody whose name is on the DISCIPLINE list must go home on the kindergarten bus
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mutantIke posted:no, it was ice cream that tasted like that person's personality but if you ate your own it tasted like nothing Mine's bitter.
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Apr 6, 2023 00:51
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the only one i remember is some teacher went absolutely bug gently caress insane because the kid would get the answer right but the show your work was wrong. all i learned was show your work is bullshit
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Apr 6, 2023 03:54
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i was so jealous of kids getting to go to school in a skyscraper. also i thought this was the funniest poo poo. https://twitter.com/tonytula/status/861612371013492737?s=20 up there with Bunnicula. i should revisit it as a half-dead adult.
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Apr 6, 2023 04:18
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The kid gaining his own freedom really stuck with me. I think about it a lot. And the kids all having their own named ice cream flavor. Mrs. Jewels had many talents.
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Apr 11, 2023 04:37
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Zeeman posted:Also did anyone else also get the Sideways Arithmetic books? Those were absolutely bonkers Once on a quiz I put an extra credit section that was just: TRUE OR FALSE: 1. The answer to question 2 is true. T F 2. The answer to question 1 is false. T F They were so disgusted with me.
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Apr 11, 2023 07:19
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Youremother posted:Remember the evil substitute teacher who had an ear on the top of her head under her hair that let her hear peoples' thoughts and became good when she listened to a baby's brain. Yeah that image stayed with me too
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Apr 13, 2023 04:02
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I remember the one character made up a younger brother named Ray Gunn but then someone ended up seeing him in a classroom, maybe that's the 19th floor thing? Also cows can go up steps but not down, a fact I learned from those books!
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Apr 14, 2023 13:22
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A Strange Aeon posted:I remember the one character made up a younger brother named Ray Gunn but then someone ended up seeing him in a classroom, maybe that's the 19th floor thing? To this end was I born, and for this cause came I into the world, that I should bear witness unto the truth - John 18:37 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3J_hUoYiWE
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Apr 14, 2023 14:05
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Loved these books as a kid but I don't remember most of the specifics. The ones that stick out are the substitute who turned kids into apples and the boy who spent his time tugging a girl's pigtails and then fell out a window and the girl let him use her pigtails to get to safety.
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Apr 14, 2023 18:47
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uber_stoat posted:To this end was I born, and for this cause came I into the world, that I should bear witness unto the truth - John 18:37 Doesn't seem to like it very much.
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Apr 14, 2023 22:01
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"It's our new computer!" Everyone booed. I checked out all the books and the new one from my local library and I'm reading them aloud to my partner. They are even funnier than I remember and I gotta thank u scholastic book fair
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Apr 18, 2023 17:09
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I absolutely LOVED these books as a kid and they had a major influence on my sense of humor growing up. The story about Sammy made me laugh so hard I remember reading it immediately again. I should probably read them again.
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Apr 18, 2023 17:46
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Bloopsy posted:I absolutely LOVED these books as a kid and they had a major influence on my sense of humor growing up. The story about Sammy made me laugh so hard I remember reading it immediately again. I should probably read them again. it's so good. perfect punchline. i didn't know there was a new one.
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Apr 18, 2023 19:12
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Zeeman posted:Also did anyone else also get the Sideways Arithmetic books? Those were absolutely bonkers I loved all the Wayside School books but the arithmetic books were the best. Those broke and rebuilt my brain in a really fun way as a kid.
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Apr 18, 2023 19:52
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ELF + ELF = FOOL
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Apr 20, 2023 23:28
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It suddenly struck me that the ending to the story about the voice stealer had a guy who turned to his wife and said good morning for the first time in 20 years and that's exceptionally 
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moana posted:Remember the kid who gets a tattoo of a potato because he likes potatoes? To this day, lets say 30 years later, this is still a joke amongst some friends. (along with bad Simpsons quotes from the mid-90's because we're grown adults with no thoughts of our own)
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