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Apr 16, 2023 11:27
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I think trees and nature are super cool and also I drink a lot of beer. Is there a fairy for that
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Apr 16, 2023 14:00
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HAmbONE posted:Fairy me Yours is the HAM FAIRY.  "Children love the fairy ham tank" You'd suspect that the Ham Fairy would be like the Hamburger Fairy, but no! Not only would that be doing the same joke twice, but ever since my exposure to a surreal series of Heathcliff ham-based comics I have a hard time not thinking of the ham helmet anytime the food is mentioned. If it's not that, it's Pickle Surprise. Anyway, fairies don't use tank treads. Far too rough on their environment and the other fairies get pissed about what it does to their circles. Instead, fairy tanks use chicken legs (as they should). As one might suspect, one is better off not asking where fairy pork comes from. She knows, she will tell you, and she doesn't care. She has a Ham Tank.
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Apr 16, 2023 20:37
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Smik posted:... sure. You've never seen it. I recommend it, watched a few years ago and it seemed to stand the test of time. But, I am from the generation it was aimed at
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Apr 16, 2023 21:08
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Colonel Cancer posted:I've been petitioning the nail & hair fairy ministry for years yet not a single payment has been made  "Got a delivery here for one ... Colonel Cancer? I swear to God if this is another prank..." The Keratin Fairy Ministry outsources its work to goblins. This isn't due to any particular affinity for hair, nails and horns but as part of a compensation package due to the fairy calcium phosphate monopoly scandal. Fairies refine hair, nails and horns into keratin blocks for construction projects, and they also buy and sell the raw material. "So I've got two blocks of keratin here for a Colonel Cancer. Apparently you've been trying to get this for the past three and a half years? Sorry about the delay. Anyhow, none of my business but what exactly are you gonna do with twenty year's worth of compressed pubic hair and toenail clippings?"
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Apr 16, 2023 21:23
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I would like one! Go wild, I enjoyed your concept last time
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Apr 16, 2023 21:32
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"Cheapest vodka available" fairy please. Maybe with a wistful air?
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Apr 16, 2023 21:58
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Draw me the Puppy Fairy. Up to you if this is a fairy that is a puppy, a fairy that gives puppies, or one that takes puppies.
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Apr 17, 2023 00:02
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deep dish peat moss posted:I gift the OP with this fairy, and request one of my own It is a most lovely fairy, thank you! I was visited by the Depression Fairy who told me I could either accept the most recent delivery of depression or they'd take my balls. I actually said to take my balls instead and they looked sheepish and admitted they couldn't do that and didn't expect anyone to call their bluff. Anyhow, that has nothing to do with your fairy other than explaining why it took so long to do. The Deep Dish Peat Moss Fairy  "I think I prefer knife fighting" So you think to yourself, "Who the heck wants deep dish peat moss, and why is there a fairy dedicated to it?" and that is because you are not a dryad, one of those enchanted mushrooms from the original Fantasia, or a grass pokémon. Like the leprechaun, the Deep Dish Moss Fairy is a working class fairy, excluded from both the Seelie and Unseelie courts (unofficially part of the little known "Third Court"). They are looked down upon for the lowly task of digging through bogs for fresh peat moss but heaven forbid some snotty plant-fairy who barely even leaves her tree more than once a full moon go to the trouble to make her own drat deep-dish peat moss. Probably most frustrating of all for the Deep Dish Peat Moss Fairy is it's really hard to even get petty revenge on their customers. Spit in the peat moss? "Oh it's so moist, you must tell me the secret sometime". Poop? No, that's fertilizer that creates "a rich flavour". Plant fairies are into that kinda stuff. The only thing that 'ruins' deep dish peat moss is if you put salt or cold iron in it and then you're up on murder charges. Deep Dish Peat Moss Fairy is a nice fairy, just tired of the same ol' poo poo we are.
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Apr 17, 2023 01:32
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Smik posted:The Posting Elf... yeah... This is body-shaming of a non-conventional elf and I won't stand for it.
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Apr 17, 2023 01:39
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:You've never seen it. I recommend it, watched a few years ago and it seemed to stand the test of time. But, I am from the generation it was aimed at I watched it recently with a much younger friend (like, she's early twenties) and we both thought it held up amazingly. In fact she rarely pulls "wrong generation" stuff but it was hilarious watching her rant about how I got this stuff as a teen and she got "Steven loving Universe of all loving things". The worst episode is still the holiday one. Every other episode is worth watching. Skip the holiday one.
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Apr 17, 2023 01:40
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Smik posted:Yours is the HAM FAIRY. WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT MY CHICKEN LEGS? Also that Ham fairy has a classic Goonfleet Bee feel
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Apr 17, 2023 09:02
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All I know about Daria is she went to the same school as Beavis and Butthead, who called her Diarrhea. And fairy me, please.
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Apr 17, 2023 09:24
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Smik posted:Deep Dish Peat Moss Fairy is a nice fairy, just tired of the same ol' poo poo we are. Thank you for the faerie. Wanna eat that 'za
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Apr 17, 2023 10:01
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I love ham fairy, take my 5, this thread is a joy
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Apr 17, 2023 10:13
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:me plz thank you make me unseelie thx OK so I first just saw a request for an Unseelie fairy without context, and I was originally just going to post an unseelie faerie I created for a story, but then re-read and saw it said "make me unseelie" and not just "make an unseelie fairy". So here you are, the Hairytaint Fairy:  Now there was a time when the Hairytaint Fairy was not actually unseelie. Once upon a time, the Hairytaint Fairy was a seelie fairy called upon by people who felt that the amount of taint hair was lacking. After all, there was a time when merkins were in demand. However these days such hair is generally considered unfashionable and the Hairytaint Fairy was facing an uncertain employment. The solution of course was for the Hairytaint Fairy to become Unseelie, and so visits people in the middle of the night to pour their bottle of special hair fertilizer on them, causing people to suffer from excessive, unsightly and unwanted follicle growths. You might ask "Well, hey Hairytaint Fairy why don't you just go into the hair growth business and obtain fame and fortune as the saviour of the bald?" and of course, the Hairytaint Fairy will simply reply "Look rear end in a top hat, I'm the Hairytaint Fairy, not the Lovelylocks Fairy. Let me do what I love." If you're curious, the way to avoid a visit from the Hairytaint Fairy is to leave a collection of smegma under your pillow; this used to be the way to summon the Hairytaint Fairy if you wanted to avoid using a merkin but now it's a bribe to avoid the fairy's services.
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Apr 18, 2023 03:27
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The glorious pantsmane is selling the whole piece for me
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Apr 18, 2023 03:40
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Here is a bonus fairy, because I already had sketched up Maesika when I realized William Henry Hairytaint wanted themselves as an unseelie fae, not just any ol' unseelie. This is the unseelie faerie Maesika.  Maesika when she wants to look uncanny. Maesika is the deuteragonist in a story I'm currently working on which among other things involves the supernatural real estate market as decent haunted houses are in short supply. She is a bloodthirsty unseelie faerie who takes the form of a large possessed doll. Originally a spirit who watched over children in poverty, but over the years her inability to help and being forced to watch them simply endure harsh living conditions twisted her over time until she became the horror-based, murderous creature she is today.  Maesika when she wants to look less threatening. The protagonist is tasked with removing Maesika from a property, and rather than threaten him she simply states she will kill his employer instead. Long story shorter, she spares the client in exchange for moving in with the paranormal investigator and hilarity ensues (maybe).
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Apr 18, 2023 03:52
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What a nice thread. Can I have a pride fairy that will also impress my husband?
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Apr 18, 2023 03:57
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I would like a fairy please. A relaxing one.
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Apr 18, 2023 04:04
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Dick Fontaine posted:Are these good fairies that fix shoes or whatever or are these bad fairies that spoil your milk and smother the unborn? The Coffee Fairy  "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to be more specific. Shoe repairs are generally handled by leprechauns, but shoe construction is handled by shoemaker elves and ever since the hammer fairy came down on child labour laws Nike's booked all our available elves for the next hundred years. Now in regards of scapegoat services for improperly stored dairy products..." The Coffee Fairy is an extremely busy fairy, tending to fairy ministries front desk and is the one who really knows who's been assigned to what as well as what services are being offered. She rarely sleeps and has adapted to absorbing coffee through her skin, which is why she works out of a large mug of warm coffee while on her magic mirror (the fairy equivalent to a tablet or smart phone, depending on your portability needs). Let's consult with the Coffee Fairy! "Good or bad fairies?" "Sir, please avoid the relative terms of 'good' and 'bad'. I'd prefer you to focus on the kinds of services you need rather than get into messy discussions of politics." "Spoiled milk?" "Again, are you looking for our Scapegoat services in which we will accept responsibility for your improper storage of dairy, are you looking for the Cheese Fairy, the Buttermilk Fairy, the Yogurt Fairy, the..." "Smother the unborn?" "We offer safe and discreet abortion services. If you contacting us from an area with laws against abortion, you can contact one of our specialists by leaving a piece of copper in an unused condom, placed under your pillow and at midnight..."
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Apr 18, 2023 04:36
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A+ thread. I don't need to be a fairy, but I like fairies because they are small, so if I could be one I would be so small you can not accurately know my momentum or position.
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Apr 18, 2023 05:45
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These are all wonderful and I want to join in, if only because a Fairy who’s also a Mesozoic bird would be pretty cool.
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Apr 18, 2023 06:04
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I want my fairy in drag
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Apr 18, 2023 06:16
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These are great, so are your blurbs. Could there ever be a possum faerie?
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Apr 18, 2023 06:56
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Nerd/geek older male pls, OP. (So I can pretend the fairy is me and be thrilled by all the more-exciting-than-my-real-life-computer-programming-study adventures I've had, am having and will have). Tia, I like all your fairies. 
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Apr 18, 2023 10:24
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Smik posted:The Coffee Fairy Would (4-8 times a day).
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Apr 18, 2023 10:31
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Charles Bukowski posted:These are great, so are your blurbs. Could there ever be a possum faerie? Placing a preemptive call to the zoological pedantry fairy
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Apr 18, 2023 15:24
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Make me a fairy. I'm game.
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Apr 18, 2023 16:11
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Smik posted:Your fairy is the Tag-A-Long Fairy I don't get it is my fairy supposed to be just like me
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Apr 18, 2023 16:12
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Smik posted:OK so I first just saw a request for an Unseelie fairy without context, and I was originally just going to post an unseelie faerie I created for a story, but then re-read and saw it said "make me unseelie" and not just "make an unseelie fairy". this is perfect, thank you
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Apr 18, 2023 16:53
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Brutal Garcon posted:Placing a preemptive call to the zoological pedantry fairy Because you know I meant the Virginia opossum?
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Apr 18, 2023 17:14
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A Pure Evil fairy? Hm.
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Apr 18, 2023 17:31
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Can I post Midjourney fairies? I have no artistic talent, but I know how to press so many buttons.    
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Apr 18, 2023 18:06
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what does a gassing fairy look like?
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Apr 18, 2023 18:55
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MEIN RAVEN posted:I think trees and nature are super cool and also I drink a lot of beer. Is there a fairy for that      ChubbyChecker posted:what does a gassing fairy look like?   
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Apr 18, 2023 18:57
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Cubone posted:I can't think of a good idea for a fairy. can you draw the good ideas for fairies fairy to help me out? The Good Idea Fairy  "Chocky Cake!" Meta: So Mr. Skullhead from "Good Idea/Bad Idea" in Freakazoid was created in-universe by Elmira Duff and in reality by Sherri Stoner so the Good Idea Fairy is logically a stoned Elmira Duff Fairies are notoriously poor at coming up with new ideas; this has to do with their general immortality as creativity typically requires the destruction of an old idea and its replacement with a new one, and immortality by its very nature is stagnant. However on rare occasion there is a fairy born without the ability to retain ideas at all, and while it means the fairy is still incapable of the death of old notions, instead the Good Idea Fairy simply lacks the ability to retain old ideas to begin with. This is as close to creativity as fairies get, with the result that the Good Idea Fairy constantly craps out all kinds of ideas, good and bad. So she'll give you some ideas, but it's going to be up to you to separate the bad ones from the good ones. Both look like little fairy Mr. Skullheads. PlaysGamesWrong posted:Can I post Midjourney fairies? Absolutely, I've been kinda low lately so alternative fairies are great. Smugworth posted:I don't get it is my fairy supposed to be just like me Depends on what ideas I get when people post the initial request. Since you quoted the person before you I got the idea of the tag-along sibbling. I'm glad people are enjoying the thread. I was hoping to get the fairies done a lot faster but mentally I've not been a great place and it slows me down a lot (with the added irony is I do these threads as a way of self-care). I do plan on getting to every request, just some days I'll be a lot slower than others.
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Apr 18, 2023 22:14
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Here's a couple more coffee fairies 
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Apr 19, 2023 00:13
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Haschel Cedricson posted:I'm gonna just name the first thing I see on my desk. Let's see the Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi Fairy. The Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi Fairy  "That's capitalism" The Fairylands were found guilty of illegally dumping the raw waste created by one of their factories which produces a kind of chemical solution used in their outdoor toilets. Specifically, they were found guilty of dumping it into the Pepsi Co.'s water supply. Pepsi Co. settled out of court in exchange for the fairy kingdom supplying them with more of the same waste and assisting with the creation and distribution of new Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi. Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi Fairies are made up of the factory's board of directors and as part of the settlement occasionally directly deliver cans of Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi. Please note that Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi is considered a toxic chemical within the Fairylands, and if you spill your Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi it is treated as a toxic chemical spill and you will be fined accordingly. This fairy sponsored by Pepsi Co. and Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi.
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I will happily accept a Faerie companion, be they Seelie or Unseelie or the rarely-spoken of Third Court who just wants everyone to get along.
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