MNF 12/18: Eagles @ Seahawks

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	Humans (Niners, Vikings)
	Other Mammals (Broncos, Lions)
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Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

Stop throwing screens

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:20

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 15:26

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Shinji2015 posted:

Is it the season or the year? Peyton said '23 so it could go either way

Regular season, but they'll do a Wild Card game too.

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:20

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

I'm here to watch this garbage.

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:20

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Harlock posted:

Stop throwing screens

The Talking Heads less popular follow up to Stop Making Sense.

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:21

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

great clock management

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:21

Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

fartknocker posted:

gently caress Matt Patricia

Should have quoted this as my first post tonight, mea culpa.

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:21

RoastBeef: Jul 11, 2008

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:22

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

fartknocker posted:

The Talking Heads less popular follow up to Stop Making Sense.

Jalen Hurts in a big suit

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:23

whos that broooown: Dec 10, 2009; 2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

mcmagic posted:

I wish my team was as dogshit garbage as the Eagles are.

As a bears watcher I'm offended

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:23

RoastBeef: Jul 11, 2008

These backwards passes scare me

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:23

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Kenneth gains well

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:23

Papercut: Aug 24, 2005

Philly gets away with more false starts than any team I've ever seen it drives me insane

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:24

Scott Forstall: Aug 16, 2003; MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER

Fold block, Eli. Did you hear me? FOLD BLOCK. LIKE FOLDING A TISSUE, ELI.

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:24

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:24

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

just do two tush pushes

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:25

Crescent Wrench: Sep 30, 2005; The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.; Grimey Drawer

"They could still run the ball here."

"They are running it, Peyton."

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:25

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

RoastBeef posted:

These backwards passes scare me

one is definitely gonna turn into a pick six

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:25

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

They're looking like the beginning of the season Eagles of having 10 minute drives

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:25

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

4 straight tush pushes into the end zone.

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:26

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Android Apocalypse posted:

4 straight tush pushes into the end zone.

many are saying this

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:26

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Do the Shove

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:26

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

The entire nation gets to see the vaunted Seattle 3rd down defense!

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:26

RoastBeef: Jul 11, 2008

HURTS

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:26

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

lol if this whole drive turns into a fg

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:26

Toaster Beef: Jan 23, 2007; that's not nature's way

Papercut posted:

Philly gets away with more false starts than any team I've ever seen it drives me insane

there are like six teams in the league whose RT false starts on basically every snap, it's just a thing now and refs let you do it so why not

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:26

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

A good start

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:26

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

hurts

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:27

Harlock: Jan 15, 2006; Tap "A" to drink!!!

More tushin for the pushin

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:27

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

eagles bitch

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:27

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

ohhhhhhhhh he's down

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:27

RoastBeef: Jul 11, 2008

It ain't college

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:28

InsensitiveSeaBass: Apr 1, 2008; You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.; Nap Ghost

Using your quarterback as a plague corpse, good strategy.

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:28

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Uhhh.

I don't. Think he got in?

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:28

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

mcmagic posted:

ohhhhhhhhh he's down

But untouched until in the end zone

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:28

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

mcmagic posted:

ohhhhhhhhh he's down

Wasn't touched

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:28

Kloaked00: Jun 21, 2005; I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

mcmagic posted:

ohhhhhhhhh he's down

Wasn't touched until the endzone

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:28

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

now for the defense to let seattle easily score in two minutes

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:28

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

seiferguy posted:

The entire nation gets to see the vaunted Seattle 3rd down defense!

Well they won't see it in the post season

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:28

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Okay Matt Patricia show us what you can do

No not that

No not that either

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:28

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 15:26

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

triple sulk posted:

now for the defense to let seattle easily score in two minutes

Drew Lock is starting lol

# ? Dec 19, 2023 02:29

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