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Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


I saw it with Ted Neely during his Farewell run about 15-20 years ago :agesilaus:

Anyways yes

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JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Opopanax posted:

I saw it with Ted Neely during his Farewell run about 15-20 years ago :agesilaus:

Anyways yes

Jealous af

Imagine being 80 and being able to still do this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kafVDGP2H8A

Five more needed and we can go

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
Okay if you still need peeps

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


JosefStalinator posted:

Jealous af

Imagine being 80 and being able to still do this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kafVDGP2H8A

Five more needed and we can go

He started out pretty mild and I figured "well, it's been like 30 years, makes sense if he's lost it a bit" and then he kicked the money lenders out of the temple and blew everyone's socks off and didn't let up for the rest of the show :hellyeah:

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Tired Moritz posted:

Okay if you still need peeps

Cuatro más

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

Alright alright

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Opopanax posted:

He started out pretty mild and I figured "well, it's been like 30 years, makes sense if he's lost it a bit" and then he kicked the money lenders out of the temple and blew everyone's socks off and didn't let up for the rest of the show :hellyeah:

He just needed to warm up, like an old but reliable car :3:

Having a good yoshi discussion in the discord, make sure to join if you haven't yet

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
i will play

Tsietisin
Jul 2, 2004

Time passes quickly on the weekend.

I did so well as a pigeon, I am sure I can do as well as an egyptian.

Put me down for this one.

Tsietisin
Jul 2, 2004

Time passes quickly on the weekend.

Please tell me I can gang gently caress a pigeon in this one as well.

wologar
Feb 11, 2014

නෝනාවරුනි

Tsietisin posted:

Please tell me I can gang gently caress a pigeon in this one as well.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil

Tsietisin posted:

Please tell me I can gang gently caress a pigeon in this one as well.

It seems to me a strange thing, mystifying,
That a bird like him would waste his time of punkgeons of their kind

(Hiyoko: Hey, cool it man.)

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Tsietisin posted:

Please tell me I can gang gently caress a pigeon in this one as well.

:chloe:

shwinnebego
Jul 11, 2002

alright i've enjoyed my break i'm in

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
I’ll play

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHJHf-0hVZA

It is 786 Ab urbe condita, or since the founding of Rome. For three years a new sect of messianic Jews has been preaching in Judea, led by a Jesus of Nazareth, a Jewish man from Gallilee. The rise of his ministry has been rapid, and attention from the local Jewish authorities and Roman overlords has grown increasingly negative. Jesus’ radical teachings of non-violence, love, and caring for the poor and sick greatly ruffle the feathers of the powerful, but most concerning is the rumor that he claims to be King of the Jews – or worse, the Son of God and prophesized Messiah himself.

His followers have huddled together in hiding, anticipating and fearing the spillover of tension into harassment, arrest, and maybe even execution at the hands of their enemies. Worse yet are rumors that some within their ranks may yet betray them, infiltrating their number and working to undermine their mission. These threats must be found and eliminated.

Their fears are not without precedent…



John the Baptist, Town-Aligned Baptizer was found beheaded night 0!

quote:


You are John the Baptist, Town-Aligned Baptizer

You are John the Baptist, a man viewed by many Christians as the forerunner of Jesus and his ministry. Likely a Jewish itinerant preacher belonging to a now obscure aesthetic sect, John roamed Judea preaching his message and baptizing the faithful. One of those he baptized was Jesus himself - and many of Jesus' followers were originally adherents of John's before joining Jesus' ministry. Unfortunately John would be executed by King Herod Antipas, beheaded and serving as one of the early martyrs of the Christian faith.

Ahead of the Game: Once per night, you may ##Baptize any of number of players that you choose. Any town player will be empowered, and any scum player will be roleblocked and instantly killed.

You win when all threats to town are eliminated.


But that’s the past – it’s time to think about today instead.

Day 1 Begins!

wologar
Feb 11, 2014

නෝනාවරුනි
I have a nailgun.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3C5wTrO2Wk

Yes that is a Miller claim

NeverHelm
Aug 9, 2017

Never attribute to malice that post which is adequately explained by a poor sense of humor.
Well drat it, of course they had to go for the power role fist.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil
Help something is wrong with my confessional, it just says "fat-yoshi" and every time I try to ask JS what my role is he posts another Fat Yoshi pic!

wologar
Feb 11, 2014

නෝනාවරුනි

Cloacamazing! posted:

Help something is wrong with my confessional, it just says "fat-yoshi" and every time I try to ask JS what my role is he posts another Fat Yoshi pic!

I believe you. Iosef has "answered" all my questions with a thinking emoji.

CubicalSucrose
Jan 1, 2013

Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

JosefStalinator posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHJHf-0hVZA

It is 786 Ab urbe condita, or since the founding of Rome. For three years a new sect of messianic Jews has been preaching in Judea, led by a Jesus of Nazareth, a Jewish man from Gallilee. The rise of his ministry has been rapid, and attention from the local Jewish authorities and Roman overlords has grown increasingly negative. Jesus’ radical teachings of non-violence, love, and caring for the poor and sick greatly ruffle the feathers of the powerful, but most concerning is the rumor that he claims to be King of the Jews – or worse, the Son of God and prophesized Messiah himself.

His followers have huddled together in hiding, anticipating and fearing the spillover of tension into harassment, arrest, and maybe even execution at the hands of their enemies. Worse yet are rumors that some within their ranks may yet betray them, infiltrating their number and working to undermine their mission. These threats must be found and eliminated.

Their fears are not without precedent…



John the Baptist, Town-Aligned Baptizer was found beheaded night 0!

But that’s the past – it’s time to think about today instead.

Day 1 Begins!

Optimal JtB play is to Baptize everyone every night, yeah? Easy role.

saladscooper
Jan 25, 2019

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019
ooo baptizing with water

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil
Yeah the problem is Jesus is scum in this game, so he can turn the baptizing water into wine, and if you baptize someone with wine, they turn into scum.

CubicalSucrose
Jan 1, 2013

Phantom my Opera and call me South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

CubicalSucrose posted:

Optimal JtB play is to Baptize everyone every night, yeah? Easy role.

And with no "can't self-target" restriction, you're empowering yourself. Seems like there must have been a misplay.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil

saladscooper posted:

ooo baptizing with water

##vote salad

https://whyp.it/tracks/137259/j-the-b?token=tUPee

wologar
Feb 11, 2014

නෝනාවරුනි

Cloacamazing! posted:

Yeah the problem is Jesus is scum in this game, so he can turn the baptizing water into wine, and if you baptize someone with wine, they turn into scum.

##vote Never

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop
Votecount for Day 1

saladscooper (1): Cloacamazing!
NeverHelm (1): wologar

Not Voting (17): AnonymousNarcotics, b-minus1, CubicalSucrose, EGalz18, hambeet, Ignatius M. Meen, Maerlyn, NeverHelm, Opopanax, PhantomMuzzles, saladscooper, Sandwolf, Tired Moritz, Tsietisin, WindwardAway, wins32767, Your Personal Muse

With 19 alive, it's 10 votes to execute. The current deadline is May 17th, 2024 at 4 p.m. EDT -- that's in about 1 day, 23 hours.

Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing...

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer
It helps if I start votefinder!

wins32767
Mar 16, 2007

I literally don't have a discord link and I can't see it in the OP, so this post is 100% alignment free.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil
Anyway, Maerlyn is playing this game and I'm about to go to sleep, so I need to get this out before she vigs me:

Vigging on Their Minds
I see the danger now
At last all too well
I can see where this thread soon will be
It keeps happening
The sight of her gun
You will see where we all soon will be

Maerlyn!

You've started to believe
My meta is for real
You really do believe
That I'm a scummy seal!

And all the good I've done
Will soon get swept away
She's begun to aim her vig
No matter what I say.

Listen, Maerlyn, I don't like what I see
All I ask is that you listen to me
And remember, I've flipped town every time you vigged
So I set them once on fire!
You think that justifies your ire!
And you'll hurt town when you find you're wrong.

I remember when this whole thing began.
No talk of guns, then we called you our mom.
And believe me, my admiration for you hasn't died.
But every post I make these days
Get twisted 'round in many ways
And you'll vig me if you think I've lied.

Disney Songs, your favorite mom
Should have stayed without a gun
Like eternal comod Shell,
You Songfia well
Party crashing twins named Shawn
Would have left these guns alone
You would cause nobody harm
No one alarm

Listen, Maerlyn, do you care for your town?
Without me they are for sure going down!
There are scum around; have you considered maybe vigging them?

I am frightened by this trend
For this is leading to the end
And you'll vig me if I post too scum
If I post to scum...

Listen, Maerlyn, to the warning I give.
Please remember that I just want to live!
But it's sad to see my chances weakening with every hour
All townies are just blind
Too much vigging on their minds
It was beautiful, but now it's sour.
This is not Spider power!

Listen, Maerlyn, to the warning I give
Please remember that I just want to live!
C'mon, c'mon
She won't listen to me...
C'mon, c'mon
She won't listen to me..

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil

JosefStalinator posted:

Join the discord and post your favorite rotund Japanese dinosaurs chill until it's time to receive your role (this is required to play the game): https://discord.gg/e8kZ3xnnpS

Read the OP, wins

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude
I have God as a role????

Not sure why you think God is a stump

PhantomMuzzles
Jun 23, 2022

It's a puzzle.

wologar
Feb 11, 2014

නෝනාවරුනි

wins32767 posted:

I literally don't have a discord link and I can't see it in the OP, so this post is 100% alignment free.

Should have skipped discord the whole game.

wologar
Feb 11, 2014

නෝනාවරුනි

Cloacamazing! posted:

Anyway, Maerlyn is playing this game and I'm about to go to sleep, so I need to get this out before she vigs me:

Vigging on Their Minds
I see the danger now
At last all too well
I can see where this thread soon will be
It keeps happening
The sight of her gun
You will see where we all soon will be

Maerlyn!

You've started to believe
My meta is for real
You really do believe
That I'm a scummy seal!

And all the good I've done
Will soon get swept away
She's begun to aim her vig
No matter what I say.

Listen, Maerlyn, I don't like what I see
All I ask is that you listen to me
And remember, I've flipped town every time you vigged
So I set them once on fire!
You think that justifies your ire!
And you'll hurt town when you find you're wrong.

I remember when this whole thing began.
No talk of guns, then we called you our mom.
And believe me, my admiration for you hasn't died.
But every post I make these days
Get twisted 'round in many ways
And you'll vig me if you think I've lied.

Disney Songs, your favorite mom
Should have stayed without a gun
Like eternal comod Shell,
You Songfia well
Party crashing twins named Shawn
Would have left these guns alone
You would cause nobody harm
No one alarm

Listen, Maerlyn, do you care for your town?
Without me they are for sure going down!
There are scum around; have you considered maybe vigging them?

I am frightened by this trend
For this is leading to the end
And you'll vig me if I post too scum
If I post to scum...

Listen, Maerlyn, to the warning I give.
Please remember that I just want to live!
But it's sad to see my chances weakening with every hour
All townies are just blind
Too much vigging on their minds
It was beautiful, but now it's sour.
This is not Spider power!

Listen, Maerlyn, to the warning I give
Please remember that I just want to live!
C'mon, c'mon
She won't listen to me...
C'mon, c'mon
She won't listen to me..

wins32767
Mar 16, 2007

I just got my role, and I agree.

FYI, I'm a miller.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil
I called Miller first! Let's Thunderdome!

wologar
Feb 11, 2014

නෝනාවරුනි

wins32767 posted:

I just got my role, and I agree.

FYI, I'm a miller.

:thunk:

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wologar
Feb 11, 2014

නෝනාවරුනි
is miller Christian slang for scum

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