ITT We've died and are now posting as ghosts

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Haptical Sales Slut: Mar 15, 2010; Age 18 to 49

Toxic Mental posted:

I keep trying to jack my ghost dick but my ghost hand just keeps passing thru it, fmd

This is part of Mormon lore. Unless you get to the highest tier kingdom of heaven your earthly desires will remain but there is no body for you.

Phantom blue balls is God�s way of saying you didn�t try hard enough.

# ? May 12, 2024 09:42

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 03:45

Gomez Chamberlain: Mar 22, 2005; ^{Subakh ul kuhar!}

I can't type anything because I am incorporeal

# ? May 12, 2024 09:57

Beefed Owl: Sep 13, 2007; Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!

Haptical Sales Slut posted:

This is part of Mormon lore. Unless you get to the highest tier kingdom of heaven your earthly desires will remain but there is no body for you.

Phantom blue balls is God�s way of saying you didn�t try hard enough.

Just what I thought Mormonism couldn't get any weirder

# ? May 12, 2024 10:35

Songbearer: Jul 12, 2007; Fuck you say?

I'm tethered to this earth, still, for I have not accomplished my goal of being the worst poster on SomethingA*vanishes*

# ? May 12, 2024 10:42

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

1000 Sweaty Rikers posted:

I died while holding it in. now I am cursed to spend eternity feeling like I constantly have to poo poo

Count yourself lucky, I died mid push

# ? May 12, 2024 10:49

NoiseAnnoys: May 17, 2010

i knew i was dead and in hell when they sent me to byob

# ? May 12, 2024 10:54

1000 Sweaty Rikers: Oct 13, 2005

heh, anyone getting that feeling like they might've left the stove on?

# ? May 12, 2024 10:58

Anticheese: Feb 13, 2008; $60,000,000 sexbot

Grey Cat posted:

OooOoh~ I'm going to haunt the img server and make all of the pictures goatse.

Ghostse

# ? May 12, 2024 11:04

Vampire Panties: Apr 18, 2001; nposter; Nap Ghost

oh no i am dead
just a ghost shitposting now
on a dead forum

# ? May 12, 2024 11:10

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Been there, done that

# ? May 12, 2024 15:17

nullandvoid: Mar 7, 2006; Look, the Mona Lisa's not a better painting, it's merely a more famous one, and it was made more famous because it was stolen. And this was stolen, so...

Everyone buys this house and thinks the ghost that walks around here is dragging chains across the floor but it's really just this extra badass chain wallet that I died wearing

# ? May 12, 2024 15:38

ghost house: Jul 16, 2007

Come on over, y�all

# ? May 12, 2024 15:45

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Isn't just this premise to the number one comedy on CBS, Ghosts?

# ? May 12, 2024 15:46

Froghammer: Sep 8, 2012; Khajit has wares
if you have coin

I'm a ghost bed sheet supremacist and think that ghosts that died while wearing bed sheets are inherently superior to ghosts that were wearing whatever and became bed sheets

I earned my afterlife bed sheet your fuckin plebs :colbert: