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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
:synpa:

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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

There was a guy with three thick dreadlocks and bare feet who used to to try and drink beer at a bar i worked at.

He had a "make raw juice legal" shirt and smelled awful.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


did he smell like rotting juice?

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
I was staying with my uncles in Ireland and they get their milk from another uncle who is a dairy farmer. They store this raw milk in empty supermarket milk bottles. I was eating my muesli and making cups of tea with it and just thought the particular brand of milk was really creamy at first. It's very rich and nice but Ive never sought it out again. My Dad, who's family were also dairy farmers (the uncles are on the other side) almost died as a kid from drinking raw milk from a sick cow. I believe it was brucellosis

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

TrashMammal posted:

did he smell like rotting juice?

He smelled like someone filled a burned log with ball sweat

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

I just served him beer because I couldnt see that he had his filthy hippie feet on display but the owner wasnt having it.

"Cmon man get outta here"

"What why"

"Because youre barefoot in a bar"

It was a pretty nice gastropub too I wouldnt want to dine next to that guys stankin dogs.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Smackdown! VS Raw Milk

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

this dude i know through my kids school had a long ramble to me one about how he wanted to set up raw milk vending machines and use the blockchain to track the supply chain. a real loving cluster of bad ideas

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Thats unreal. I dont think Id be able to keep a straight face.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

sudonim posted:

luv to put my raw milk into ur mom's all natural holes iykwim :D

I THINK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT loving MY MOTHER'S VAGINA

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Finally a milk that is just for regular intolerant people.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

So, what is the great power they gain by drinking raw milk? Do they think its about better nutrition?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

redshirt posted:

So, what is the great power they gain by drinking raw milk? Do they think its about better nutrition?

yes

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
you see a giant vat of milk

some bubbles rise to the surface, then some more

splashing, then an arm, then a face emerges! wet and dripping, covered with delicious un-homogenized fats -

"IT'S BLOODY RAW!!!!!", Gordon screams in an unearthly wail, before once again vanishing beneath the surface

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Anybody need any unpasteurized milk this morning

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
folks, that ain't milk

idiotsavant
Jun 4, 2000

reignonyourparade posted:

The big thing isn't actually pasteurization, it's homogenization, which is entirely mechanical.

"We chopped up all the big fat globules into teeny tiny fat globules" does mean the top layer of milk is a little less rich and creamy, but has no effect on nutritional content or anything of the sort, but pasteurization gets all the blame because of GOVERNMEMT CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DOp

ya i've had fresh milk pretty much straight from the cow before (pajarete is an amazing thing), and there is a significant difference; it's way richer & way fattier

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Raw milk doesn't mean pure milk, it just means unpasteurized. It could still be 4% homogenized. Depends on what the farmer does.

Having milk from a cow though, that contains a ton of fat that is usually taken for butter and such. Of course it's different. It's basically cream and buttermilk together.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


Mozi posted:

folks, that ain't milk

it’s all good it says no homo right on the bottle

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
im ready for my milking

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Well, I got these magic beans you see...

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

TrashMammal posted:

it’s all good it says no homo right on the bottle

chugalug!

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
Milk for the lactose intolerable.

MiracleFlare
Mar 27, 2012
Why did chuds think chugging milk a couple years ago would own the libs, anyway? I wonder if we're gonna see a resurgence of that but with raw milk

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

There's a billboard in town that's next level nuts and advertises this website.

https://killermilk.com/



Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.

Grimey Drawer

Smugworth posted:

Raw milk makes good cheese

Yeah, it's useful for cheese making. I could never seem to find any though, so I just used the cooked milk when I was trying making cheese.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


Spaghett posted:

There's a billboard in town that's next level nuts and advertises this website.

https://killermilk.com/





milk sure is a land of contrasts

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Spaghett posted:

There's a billboard in town that's next level nuts and advertises this website.

https://killermilk.com/





lmao the bottom one is awesome.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


kinda want to see what happens when a raw-milker and an anti-milker collide

Cassette Moodcore
May 4, 2022

more likely a raw milker will become the next typhoid mary and kill a bunch of anti vaxxers they hang out with

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

TrashMammal posted:

kinda want to see what happens when a raw-milker and an anti-milker collide

I believe its called "Tapioca"

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


redshirt posted:

I believe its called "Tapioca"

tapioca deez nuts

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I want to see the study on serial killers who drank milk.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

100% of cereal killers ate breakfast

GoonGPT
May 26, 2006

Posting for a better future, today!
Concerning!

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





If people wanna drink raw milk, I say let em. :twisted:

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


Sophy Wackles posted:

If people wanna drink raw milk, I say let em. :twisted:

how about raw milk infected with bird flu?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


and then they insist they’re all fine, it’s just a cold, while they’re out there hacking airborne bird flu particles all over

JonathonSpectre
Jul 23, 2003

I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck

Soiled Meat
No, it's not the milk that made all of us who drank it sick at the same time with the same symptoms, it's something else. Not sure what. But something!

That's called "Occam's Razor" liberals. Just makes sense.

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Mozi posted:

folks, that ain't milk
WE AIN'T HAULIN MILK

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