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darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR
I don't think it's widely known outside of goon circles, but I always felt the Obamapocalypse fanfic that ends with "...and if he will not carry us, then we will have to climb." should make it onto those lists.

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ScreenDoorThrillr
Jun 23, 2023
https://www.tumblr.com/blackzoebarnes/731479395798335488
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rc6ml9dpmZ1z5xnal.mp4

"I guess I would scream too if I knew a God could hear me" - song about a cat

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://x.com/mccrabb_will/status/1791537511967396318

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
https://x.com/christweetsllc/status/1791427444995498194?s=46

https://x.com/eigenrobot/status/1791292440021729582?s=46


Apogee still exists?
https://x.com/apogee_ent/status/1790879893539959104?s=46

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

There's a stunt in For Your Eyes Only that reminds me of that, but... no descender rig. The dude just drops like 150ft and just hits the end of the climbing rope.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpWjKAgAsmE&t=143s

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

This is how we end up getting new diseases.

https://twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/1791461730486485015?t=0Wdw1_XpeQyX6-fNBCFbLw&s=19

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

minato posted:

There's a stunt in For Your Eyes Only that reminds me of that, but... no descender rig. The dude just drops like 150ft and just hits the end of the climbing rope.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpWjKAgAsmE&t=143s

Busting out the shoelaces for prusiks meant you were in for a good time and then he chucks that piton :discourse:

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/danghentschel/status/1791526735919648832

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



https://twitter.com/worden_van/status/1791459831716393357?t=vErBsRdM0lchdx5C-2arVA&s=19

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


King - well emperor I guess - poo poo.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://x.com/justthat1guyy/status/1791450200038412561

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


https://x.com/Maine_Char/status/1791504307004838383

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

quote:

Anti-semitic comments

In his 2024 commencement address at Benedictine College, he cited his belief that many first-century Jews were responsible for the death of Jesus by criticizing a bill condemning antisemitism. Yvette Walker of the Kansas City Star criticized Butker's speech: "The church long has held that Jews could not be held collectively accountable, since the Second Vatican Council in the 1960s. In 2011, Pope Benedict XVI affirmed this...and wrote there is no basis in Scripture for blaming Jews."[64] Rolling Stone labeled Butker's comments as antisemitic, writing, "[He] promoted an insidious piece of antisemitic misinformation... Historically, claims that Jews were ultimately responsible for the death of Jesus have been wielded as an antisemitic trope against Jewish populations."[65]

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
If it’s not making fun of him for being in a wheelchair, it sure comes across as if it is.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Harrison Buttkiss

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Platystemon posted:

If it’s not making fun of him for being in a wheelchair, it sure comes across as if it is.

It 100% is.

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?

WTF? I'm heartbroken, the cathedrals line is so good.

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1633882580746653696

Today I also learned that Jared Leto was the lead singer of 30 Seconds to Mars. It's just been revelation after revelation.

LASER BEAM DREAM has a new favorite as of 02:34 on May 18, 2024

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:
He meant it in the mundane sense that the light kinda looks like cathedral windows. Any profundity came from the reader so you can still use it.

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
https://x.com/flglmn/status/1791603559680680320

https://x.com/bbw_bff/status/1791611665135579292?s=46

LASER BEAM DREAM has a new favorite as of 02:55 on May 18, 2024

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




You can easily find dozens of inspirational quotes to the effect of "beauty is all around us" if you want. You don't need to use the lobster man's take on the genre.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

There was an old Tumblr post where the user had a dream where Obama told them "Violence for violence's sake is the way of beasts"

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
https://x.com/snowynix/status/1791454061461442914?s=46

Khizan
Jul 30, 2013


My favorite phrase like that is “I will face God and walk backwards into hell” coming g from a dril tweet about yelling at zoo animals.

Ynkling
Mar 22, 2012

For these reasons I vote for granting UN membership to our moon.
The horrors persist, but so do I.

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



You cannot kill me in any way that matters - some post about mushrooms.

space uncle
Sep 17, 2006

"I don’t care if Biden beats Trump. I’m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won’t"


Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://x.com/kazzyfrompluto/status/1791271414164603297

https://x.com/ratlimit/status/1791557923119759710

https://x.com/michaelmphysics/status/1791524608631247061

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://x.com/UltimaShadowX/status/1791511512445559226

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
This is also a really good one.

https://x.com/kittywenham/status/1791098240726647212

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The only universal language is violence, and we’ve already had that conversation.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
I've always really liked, slightly paraphrased, "the day you met me was the most important day of your life. For me, it was a Tuesday."
--M. Bison, Street Fighter: The Movie

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
My favorite is
"I will face God and walk backwards into hell"
- dril about hollering at animals at the zoo

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
here is the classic google doc of Powerful Quotes From Unlikely Sources

some choice selections:

quote:

To become God is the loneliest achievement of all.
-Obama, twofingerswhiskey’s mother’s dream

quote:

God may judge you, but his sins outnumber your own.
-afabbaeddel, Tumblr

quote:

Everything not saved will be lost.
-Nintendo Quit Screen Message

and another, much larger list of quotes

Risutora
Dec 28, 2006


Add that to the list of inspirational quotes

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
I think there was a goon with the av text "an object at rest cannot be stopped" and I found that idea weirdly inspiring during a really tough few months.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
I have a doc on my computer where I collect these. A lot of the best ones have been mentioned already, but here are a few more:

"When they burned the library of Alexandria the crowd cheered in horrible joy. They understood that there was something older than wisdom, and it was fire, and something truer than words, and it was ashes" -@yurirando on Twitter, about the Guitar Center changing their logo

"The weight of my sins drags me closer to hell but I sit in a throne higher than God's" -novaangelofgays, on Tumblr, about a lactose intolerant person eating ice cream

"And when we finally kill the gods neither hell nor heaven will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us" "burned my eggs and got mad sorry lol" -malewifecombat, on Tumblr

And a couple I discovered through that twitter thread and just added to my doc:

"How strange it is to be anything at al." -christalbott450 on youtube, regarding his attraction to Edward Cullen

"I would scream, too, if I knew a God could hear me." -@soupygarbagejuice on tiktok, in a song about a cat

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

DontMockMySmock posted:

"How strange it is to be anything at al." -christalbott450 on youtube, regarding his attraction to Edward Cullen


That’s from In the Aeroplane Over the Sea by Neutral Milk Hotel

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
In the eyes of the law, yes, I have committed a great crime… but in the eyes of God? I am amongst Him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n13pFf3wkyI

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Captain Invictus posted:

here is the classic google doc of Powerful Quotes From Unlikely Sources

some choice selections:





and another, much larger list of quotes

The fourth quote is from MLK jr. Is that such an unlikely source?

Not like 'this is actually an MLK quote I recognize' either, it's attributed to MLK jr.

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Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

Parents saved?

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