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Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
Day to day bullshit: there is nothing like risking the hotel breakfast buffet and it actually being good. We got delayed hard and got done at like 0300 HBT last night and I just ate my weight in fruit, french toast, turkey sausage and somehow good scrambled eggs.

Why can’t it always be at least passable

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Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

i know its terrible for you but i love scarfing a breakfast buffet and then going the gently caress to sleep. i did it a lot when i flew freight and that is why im the lithe Adonis i am today!

Kwolok
Jan 4, 2022
Flew under the hood for the first time. God drat it's crazy how your brain can just not understand it's orientation after a while.

ImplicitAssembler
Jan 24, 2013

Rolo posted:

somehow good scrambled eggs.

Why can’t it always be at least passable

Hah, I had similar recently, where the scrambled eggs at the buffet were actually decent!.

Walrusmaster
Sep 21, 2009

Kwolok posted:

Flew under the hood for the first time. God drat it's crazy how your brain can just not understand it's orientation after a while.

Just wait until you do recovery from unusual attitudes! I would close my eyes and try to follow the movements of the plane to predict what the attitude would be when the instructor handed it back over. I was wrong 100% of the time.

Kwolok
Jan 4, 2022

Walrusmaster posted:

Just wait until you do recovery from unusual attitudes! I would close my eyes and try to follow the movements of the plane to predict what the attitude would be when the instructor handed it back over. I was wrong 100% of the time.

I did do that! I was actually really really good at staying on my heading altitude and speed the first time I did it, at after about 30 minutes of only making a few small mistakes my instructor was like "you're really good at this so it's time to gently caress you up!".

Needless to say I did hesitate way more when I was finally able to look at my instruments because I kept predicting wrong too.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Ya unusual attitudes is all about IGNORING what your inner ear is telling you, opening your eyes, interpreting your instruments, and then acting on that information instead of whatever your reptile brain is screaming at you. Which is wrong.

Kwolok
Jan 4, 2022
What is the best website to see real time tracking of general aviation planes, not just big commercial jets

dupersaurus
Aug 1, 2012

Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'

Kwolok posted:

What is the best website to see real time tracking of general aviation planes, not just big commercial jets

They all do it, it’s just more likely that a GA puttering along low to the ground is more likely to disappear in gaps in the receiver network. Just a question of who has better coverage in the specific area you’re looking in

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
ADSB exchange is also better though.

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Kwolok posted:

What is the best website to see real time tracking of general aviation planes, not just big commercial jets

FlightRadar24 has altitude filters so you can screen out everything above 10,000’, if that would help for what you’re trying to do.

EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017

hobbesmaster posted:

This is drifting off into trivia land that may be better for one of the other aviation threads (AI or the TFR Cold War one which appears to be on a forum safari atm) but has there ever been a bail out from a transport category aircraft which… well, didn’t involve DB Cooper, I’m feeling too lazy to figure out the qualifiers there.

A few airliners, or rather prototypes, special variants and their military derivatives have had special equipment for emergency bailouts. I know some examples include the 747 prototype, the 747 based space shuttle transporter, the P-8 (and P-3 - it’s an Electra). Have any actually been used? The 747 bail out tunnel description I found once sounded about as practical as the ejection seats on the space shuttle orbiter.

I'm told the sabreliner was designed to be able to discretly insert agents in East Germany. There is a maintenance hatch accessible through the passenger compartment, and when the speed brake is deployed you can leave the plane in flight through the floor.

This is not exactly a transport category aircraft though.

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

I'm invited for the first step of the selection procedure at the airline flight academy. Time to brush up my skills in matrix puzzles.

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

I'd love to hear your experiences with the selection process. which airline ab initio program are you involved in?

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

I'll PM you :)

SomeDrunkenMick
Apr 21, 2008

Did probably my last sim in the 737 today, we finished early and the instructor set us up to try something different for fun. Start about 6 or so miles out on an ils at 200 kts, gear up, flaps up. Add thrust and fly the glideslope down while accelerating to 320 or 330 kts. At around 50 feet level out and fly down the runway. Near the other end your colleague cuts the engines and you pull up hard, trade speed for height and bank around for a circuit, manage your energy throw the gear and flaps out when you think you need them and put it back down at the other end.
I've done a good few sims where you have time at the end and you try some weird approach or something dumb just to see if you can do it, anyone got any good ones to suggest for the next time?

azflyboy
Nov 9, 2005
Depending on how accurate the sim visuals are, trying to fly under the "sky bridge" on the south terminal at SEA is a fun one.

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

i flew the 747 sim under the gold gate bridge at 300+ knots and the pulled up hard enough afterwards to set off the stick shaker. it was awesome :)

Bob A Feet
Aug 10, 2005
Dear diary, I got another erection today at work. SO embarrassing, but kinda hot. The CO asked me to fix up his dress uniform. I had stayed late at work to move his badges 1/8" to the left and pointed it out this morning. 1SG spanked me while the CO watched, once they caught it. Tomorrow I get to start all over again...
Every military sim always had the ability to program in a boat. So naturally we’d try to land whatever we were flying on the boat.

In the Osprey sims I always loved dropping some enemy (ZSU-23, MANPADS gunner, a technical etc) in the landing zone we were practicing in without telling the guys I was instructing. Their surprise when they saw tracers arcing across the LZ was amazing.

Inner Light
Jan 2, 2020



YouTube links are probably not the best content for the thread, since there are so many vids out there, I thought this one was cool if anyone was interested in the topic. It delivers what it says on the tin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1wkx1V1qHY

Includes all sorts of stuff in 4K like de-icing service for a Polish charter Boeing jet, coming to visit some sort of festive Santa Claus village in Sweden. I skipped around the digging parts later, he seems to also do earthwork stuff outside the airport for more of a job job.

Inner Light fucked around with this message at 23:59 on May 25, 2024

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
Can I take a skateboard in the flight deck as a crew member? It’s not a weapon or something dumb right? I’d keep it in a black bag maybe sticking out of the top of my suitcase a little or something.

Reztes
Jun 20, 2003

I mean a skateboard’s allowed through TSA as a regular carryon, so they shouldn’t care. Presumably there’s nothing in your FOM about prohibited items in crew baggage including skateboards. Unless you have a grumpy captain who sees it and gives you poo poo, who else is gonna stop you?

If e.pilot gets a bike I say you get a skateboard :colbert:

Two Kings
Nov 1, 2004

Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.
If you ride it around the terminal at least take off your epaulets.

dupersaurus
Aug 1, 2012

Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'

Two Kings posted:

If you ride it around the terminal at least take off your epaulets.

No, give the skateboard epaulets

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Clearly you need more epaulets when you ride through the terminal.

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY
Give it wings, a nose and a tail!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6fGdBJ3y_U

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

e.pilot? i think carries a folding bike in a suitcase with him on trips if i remember right

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003



hail Milu! the Hawaiian god of the underworld. not really Satan, since it seems Hawaiian myths dont really have a devil figure, but seeing as this was taken in Honolulu i gotta get the hails where i can

KodiakRS
Jul 11, 2012

:stonk:
This is how HCF lets you know you're not getting the altitude you wanted going home.

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003

weirdly they did so that just proves hailing the dark lord of (whatever) works. plus i made the early commute flight home! thanks Milu!

Kwolok
Jan 4, 2022
I have my checkout solo ride with a separate instructor scheduled for mid June and I'm awfully nervous.

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

Kwolok posted:

I have my checkout solo ride with a separate instructor scheduled for mid June and I'm awfully nervous.

For your PPL? You mean a checkout for your first solo? If that's the case I understand the anxiety but realistically you'll be fine. They don't want to see you do spectacular maneuvers, they want to see you be safe, i.e. bring the plane back in one piece. Know the procedures ad call out things you do. Making mistakes is fine, but call out that you notice them and that you're managing them.

Kwolok
Jan 4, 2022

Lord Stimperor posted:

For your PPL? You mean a checkout for your first solo? If that's the case I understand the anxiety but realistically you'll be fine. They don't want to see you do spectacular maneuvers, they want to see you be safe, i.e. bring the plane back in one piece. Know the procedures ad call out things you do. Making mistakes is fine, but call out that you notice them and that you're managing them.

Yeah for my first solo. My school makes me go up with an instructor I haven't been with so they can assess me without bias to make sure I have the skills necessary to bring the plane back in one piece prior to my first solo.

Salami Surgeon
Jan 21, 2001

Don't close. Don't close.


Nap Ghost
I think that's actually pretty cool and a good policy.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
We had a similar policy but you had to fly with the chief pilot prior to going solo. Called it a "phase check."

Doing a mock checkride with a different instructor was another phase check prior to the real one. Good school imo

Kwolok
Jan 4, 2022
Yeah I definitely think its the right and good thing to do. So far I am in love with my instructor and the school as a whole. I AM STILL NERVOUS THOUGH AHHHHH

(But its not till mid june soooo)

Maksimus54
Jan 5, 2011

Kwolok posted:

Yeah I definitely think its the right and good thing to do. So far I am in love with my instructor and the school as a whole. I AM STILL NERVOUS THOUGH AHHHHH

(But its not till mid june soooo)

If you aren't nervous you aren't taking it seriously enough. The school you're at wouldn't benefit by putting you up by yourself if you weren't ready and your instructor wouldn't risk their certificate over it either. The solo flight is truly a milestone to enjoy

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

As important as the first solo is, it was the solo cross country that really clicked in my brain and had me go “holy poo poo” several dozen times.

Kwolok
Jan 4, 2022

MrYenko posted:

As important as the first solo is, it was the solo cross country that really clicked in my brain and had me go “holy poo poo” several dozen times.

Can you expand on what you mean by holy poo poo and what those moments were?

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
i will jump in and say that for me there was a "holy poo poo" moment on my first solo, when i took off and turned right for the crosswind turn and really realized there was nobody in the seat beside me.

on my first solo xc i'd already spent a bunch of time solo in the pattern, so that part wasn't new, but i had a huge smile on my face as i left the local airspace and handed off to another controller all by myself and then just got to...enjoy it. nobody watching me, nobody talking to me or testing me, just me and the plane and occasional radio chatter. of course your heart is pounding at first, but then you kinda just start doing what you've already done dozens of times with the instructor beside you, and you realize you're ready and it's easy. turn to the next waypoint, put the plane in a gentle climb and just sit back and look around. all by myself 2000 feet in the air, lazily floating over san francisco bay on a lovely sunny day. it's magic

Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Jun 1, 2024

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