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Silly Burrito posted:M-O-O-N that spells TRUMP OBJECTION!
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May 20, 2024 03:07
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Wingnut Ninja posted:Aren't they calling their kook legal expert to explain why campaign finance law isn't real? Yeah, Donald J Trump
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May 20, 2024 03:08
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TulliusCicero posted:What the gently caress are these polls? Because all polls are lies to sell clicks. How do you not get this yet?
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May 20, 2024 03:11
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kazil posted:Yeah, Donald J Trump HE GOT THE FINEST "LEGAL DEGREE" THAT MONEY CAN BUY FROM "TRUMP" UNIVERSITY
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May 20, 2024 03:13
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Trump takes out his stank of papers with all the legal scholars saying he's innocent and tries to enter them into evidence.
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May 20, 2024 03:14
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bobjr posted:Trump takes out his stank of papers with all the legal scholars saying he's innocent and tries to enter them into evidence. oh is Don Jr going to show up?
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May 20, 2024 03:15
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kazil with the jokes on a sunday
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May 20, 2024 03:16
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All the Greatest Legal Scholars, with tears in their eyes, agree that Sir, Sir, there is no case like this in the history of cases!
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May 20, 2024 03:16
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redshirt posted:All the Greatest Legal Scholars, with tears in their eyes, agree that Sir, Sir, there is no case like this in the history of cases!  Legal Scholar Dean Wesrey at your service
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May 20, 2024 03:19
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cant wait for gen A/Bs disparagement of the mills (not that I'll be around) something something about horrible tattoos or nostalgia addiction or the absolute failure to leave any sort of recognisable mark on the future
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May 20, 2024 03:20
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Scags McDouglas posted:idk maybe I'm a broke brained liberal but I'd live in the Demolition Man universe. Crime free, the cops are pansies, people wanting the freedom to eat rat burgers are in the sewer system. Nude women accidentally video-calling you. You won’t care about the sex once you’ve been chemically castrated.
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May 20, 2024 03:21
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Scags McDouglas posted:idk maybe I'm a broke brained liberal but I'd live in the Demolition Man universe. Crime free, the cops are pansies, people wanting the freedom to eat rat burgers are in the sewer system. Nude women accidentally video-calling you. And all the cars are GM early-90s concept cars and tech demonstrators! Best era of car design that in no way coincides with me being 15 at the time
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May 20, 2024 03:22
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kazil posted:Can't wait for Trump to take the stand tomorrow All the legal scholars are saying that if you take the stand (ME!) to face your accuser (BIDEN!!) you get 1x TOTAL EXONERATION
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May 20, 2024 03:24
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Scags McDouglas posted:I've met and shaken hands with GWB and Obama. I hated W's guts at the time but it was a free trip to the White House. I cornered Obama in early '07 when he was a garage band. Counterpoint: if you have the opportunity to fold him like a potato sack full of semi-liquid poo poo using a perfectly executed German suplex, why not be remembered for all posterity? Scags McDouglas posted:idk maybe I'm a broke brained liberal but I'd live in the Demolition Man universe. Crime free, the cops are pansies, people wanting the freedom to eat rat burgers are in the sewer system. Nude women accidentally video-calling you. You left off the part where Taco Bell was haute cuisine. bird with big dick posted:You won’t care about the sex once you’ve been chemically castrated. We're not allowed to horneypost ITT, it's the same thing 
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May 20, 2024 03:28
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Tomorrow Trump show up with literally dozens of elite legal scholars who dominate the judge and make him cancel the entire trial in humiliation.
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May 20, 2024 03:30
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bird with big dick posted:I’ve been rewatching Bobs Burgs while falling asleep and it’s really an excellent show. A lot of funny and more sort of clever writing than you’d expect. It’s not all Gene fart jokes. The episode where Gene cosplayed as his dad roped me into the show. Scags McDouglas posted:I've met and shaken hands with GWB and Obama. I hated W's guts at the time but it was a free trip to the White House. I cornered Obama in early '07 when he was a garage band. This is a better thread derail. "Politicians I have met" I met Paul Wellstone in Duluth in '89; he was visiting the college campus and stopped in to say hello and I was there because I was the Congressional Affairs Director of another college and was visiting to get ideas (I had no idea how to do my job). I met Donna Shalala in '90 in Madison Wisconsin, she was the Chancellor and all of the Student Governments in the state were meeting there that weekend. Got to chat with her but I can't remember what it was about. Bill Clinton was campaigning in the midwest ... maybe '92? I didn't know and had stopped at a rest that had a bathroom and when I came out there were three big busses and a huge crowd of people. I got into the crowd and eventually realized it was Bill and he shook my hand and moved on. I was a college Republican at the time  Paul and Bill came across as really charismatic, Bill especially so. Donna was really, really smart and alert. Akratic Method posted:lol, this is definitely the funniest answer It's the absolute truth! If you search for Kari Lake lens filter a whole bunch of articles come up for it. She lost her mind on Fox News during an interview because she was asked why she was against drag shows despite being a friend of a performer for over two decades. Another performer posted a bunch of pictures of Kari without the filter and also told stories of how they performed for Kari and her family and children and how Kari would show up to shows too drunk and the bouncers would try to evict her.
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May 20, 2024 03:38
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I've personally met Susanna Martinez and Martin Heinrich, as far as national-scale politicians go. Both were my customers at the dry cleaner I worked at. Heinrich was a cool dude, treated me right, we always had good conversations and he tipped me. Pretty neutral and unassuming. Susanna Martinez came in with about $300-400 worth of poo poo at the $2.25/item dry cleaner once a month with her big fat gently caress manager, acted like a loving bitch, called me names a couple times out of nowhere, and paid with state account checks at the cash-only dry cleaner but my boss was a Republican so that was OK. I see Tim Keller (the mayor of Albuquerque) at metal shows once in a while but really dudes just a milquetoast Dem politician.
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May 20, 2024 03:41
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withak posted:Tomorrow Trump show up with literally dozens of elite legal scholars who dominate the judge and make him cancel the entire trial in humiliation. The "expert witness" is just going to spout a bunch of sovcit stuff.
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May 20, 2024 03:42
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Ptrum
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May 20, 2024 03:50
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When I was 12 we went to NYC and stood outside of the late show where the guests walked in for the taping. TREUPM was a guest that night. I don’t have the Hi8 tape to prove it though.
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May 20, 2024 03:54
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Wow.
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May 20, 2024 03:56
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twit666 posted:Wow. 
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May 20, 2024 03:57
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I didn't know we were allowed to horny post again
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May 20, 2024 04:00
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Amazing Zimmo posted:I didn't know we were allowed to horny post again buddy,
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May 20, 2024 04:02
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It's going to be really funny when all of these ballot initiatives get mysteriously voted down by double digit numbers.
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May 20, 2024 04:02
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Frank Frank posted:It's going to be really funny when all of these ballot initiatives get mysteriously voted down by double digit numbers. yeah floridia is going to game like -20 at least on every popular thing, especially now that ron is furious that he's a has-been
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May 20, 2024 04:03
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That John Mulaney bit about meeting Bill Clinton rules.
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May 20, 2024 04:03
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fondue posted:I was a college Republican at the time Did you.. uh... did you get better??
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May 20, 2024 04:03
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I met both David Trone (lol) and Wes Moore and they both seemed pretty nice. Moore was particularly engaging and fun to talk to.
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May 20, 2024 04:04
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my first roommate in college registered in the college republicans day 1 on campus we haven't spoken in 20 years, and haven't spoken since about 15 days before I moved out of our dorm room
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May 20, 2024 04:05
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  Edit: I need two steal two jokes and another thing: im not mcconnelling. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mitched. LordSloth fucked around with this message at 04:16 on May 20, 2024 |
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May 20, 2024 04:11
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It doesn't get more "please don't put it in the newspaper that I got mad"
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May 20, 2024 04:16
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Trump braindead, so what
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May 20, 2024 04:16
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Literally I poo poo my pants on purpose from the Trimp lol
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May 20, 2024 04:16
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Shinjobi posted:Trump braindead, so what yes but have you heard about what a worthless piece of poo poo Joe "Dementia" Biden is Did I remind you that Joe Biden has dementia?
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May 20, 2024 04:17
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Speeches typically have musical interludes where the speaker just stands awkwardly for 35 seconds so the audience loses the train of thought. Come on. As Scott Adams would say - rhetorical masterstroke!
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May 20, 2024 04:19
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Cemetry Gator posted:Speeches typically have musical interludes where the speaker just stands awkwardly for 35 seconds so the audience loses the train of thought. Come on. As Scott Adams would say - rhetorical masterstroke! yeah but joe biden didn't do exactly what i want when i wanted it and read a stage direction one time, obviously he's in the kind of cognizant decline where you call... say... the President, the name of the President before you were President's name constantly. Not Donald Trump, though!
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May 20, 2024 04:21
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I have no depends and I must poo poo
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May 20, 2024 04:22
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its the democrats that want to lose this time, not me wanting the democrats to lose because im an accelerationist!
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May 20, 2024 04:24
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Trumbo
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