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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
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sugar free jazz posted:

well, the cias still got some juice I guess, good for them

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7351159774714596654
that's built better than whatever those guys were flying in

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RoboChrist 9000
Dec 14, 2006

Mater Dolorosa

BrigadierSensible posted:

Why does he post poo poo like thos?

Yes, he is vain and thin skinned. But it convincesnobody, and his army of sycophants are already limed up to sing his praises.

It serves no literal purpose.

Trump is an extreme clinical narcissist who's wealth and political power have conspired, along with dementia, to push his condition to extents I doubt have ever been seen before. It's very fair to say he's nearly a solipsist.

He does nothing for other people, good or bad. He is barely aware of other people. Everything he does is done to benefit him at that moment in time in some fashion. That's it. He makes his fake tweets because they make him feel good when he makes them. That's all.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Can't believe the IDF/Soros/BLM/Woke Mob/FBI/Globalists/Hillary Clinton and the Adrenochrome Shadow Government has done this

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

RoboChrist 9000 posted:

Trump is an extreme clinical narcissist who's wealth and political power have conspired, along with dementia, to push his condition to extents I doubt have ever been seen before. It's very fair to say he's nearly a solipsist.

He does nothing for other people, good or bad. He is barely aware of other people. Everything he does is done to benefit him at that moment in time in some fashion. That's it. He makes his fake tweets because they make him feel good when he makes them. That's all.

He is the most American president there has ever been

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
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Toxic Mental posted:

Can't believe the IDF/Soros/BLM/Woke Mob/FBI/Globalists/Hillary Clinton and the Adrenochrome Shadow Government has done this

helicopters, known safe and reliable modes of travel

ben shapino posted:

He is the most American president there has ever been

:hmmyes:

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

MettleRamiel posted:

I met a Trumper at a wedding while Trump was president and after he said Trump fixed America I asked him what in the gently caress has Trump helped him in any way and his response was that the stock market was the highest it's ever been.

When I asked him how that is any help to anyone other than millionaire shareholders he said the stupidest poo poo I've ever heard.

"If a company's stocks are up, they have more money to work with so they are likely to use it to hire more employees and/or pay them more".

isnt the stock market a 2ndary market of basically company themed pokemon cards and technically businesses shouldnt care about stock price other than the IPO or whatever stock they own themselves?

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

is the nick fuentes gay porn thing connected to irans president dying? were both hacked?

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
Obviously the dead Iranian president was vaxxed

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
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the helicopter was vaxxed

i have been in a helicopter and a hot air balloon and that is why i vehemently hate both

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Got that sunshine right up there you know what.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Can they tell if you poop your pants while going down? I think I would def poop a little in that situation

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Demon Of The Fall posted:

Can they tell if you poop your pants while going down? I think I would def poop a little in that situation

would the impact push the poop back inside your butt? that's what i would like to know

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

The helicopter he was flying in got lost in fog and crashed. That’s from the Iranians so I doubt there’s much more to it

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
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Frank Frank posted:

The helicopter he was flying in got lost in fog and crashed. That’s from the Iranians so I doubt there’s much more to it

helicopters, mountains and fog, known friends

the CIA, however

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005



I mean. If it could happen to Koby, it could happen to anyone.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Probably had that Tesla autopilot on (pirated)

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


This is what happens when you use "Fog of War: On" during your video games and you're not prepared to scout properly. smdh noob mistake

Afakasi
Jul 9, 2009
Sound on
https://i.imgur.com/oVw1UFD.mp4

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
He's hanging dissidents and rappers in hell now

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
I like the wording of "delivers remarks." The chyron writers have long since given up trying to summarise the REMARKS

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Frank Frank posted:

The helicopter he was flying in got lost in fog and crashed. That’s from the Iranians so I doubt there’s much more to it

maybe the cia created a brown sound weapon and the iranians are just to embarrassed to say the cia made their president shid himself to death

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022

I'm open to interpretation!
He should have taken the roflcopter instead

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

MrQwerty posted:

who is willing to come forward and call rescheduling weed from CI to CIII a half-measure because it's not full legal with no regs

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
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LOL

Purgatory Glory
Feb 20, 2005
BBC reported that Iran was in collective prayer when the helicopter went missing. Glad to hear the prayers were answered.

Purgatory Glory
Feb 20, 2005
Double post

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

former american president and convicted sex offender donald trump shits his pants on live tv every day and no one says anything but the iranian president shits himself during a helicopter crash and no one can stop talking about it, smh

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

QuarkJets posted:

former american president and convicted sex offender donald trump shits his pants on live tv every day and no one says anything but the iranian president shits himself during a helicopter crash and no one can stop talking about it, smh

Originally the CIA was testing their pants making GBS threads ray on Donald “TRUMP” when he was potus but then they realized he just shits his pants on his own so they had to go back to the drawing board. Good to see they got it right in a short period of time after that.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

The helicopter has been diagnosed with Havana syndrome

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Havana crash?

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Havana dook in the drawers

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Wii Spawn Camper posted:

I mean. If it could happen to Koby, it could happen to anyone.

Do you mean Kony? He's still around.

Kobe, however, is not.

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

I thought that was a cheese??

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Kobe is a beef you're thinking of Dolby maybe?

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Ok Iran dude, how do you want it? Stevie Ray, Vic Morrow or Bill Graham style?

:nms:

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Wasn't that that elf from the Harry Potter books?

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005




Toxic Mental posted:

Can't believe the IDF/Soros/BLM/Woke Mob/FBI/Globalists/Hillary Clinton and the Adrenochrome Shadow Government has done this

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Mistle posted:

Counterpoint: if you have the opportunity to fold him like a potato sack full of semi-liquid poo poo using a perfectly executed German suplex, why not be remembered for all posterity?


Op could be the American version of Muntadhar al-Zaidi

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





What's the political ramifications from the death of the Iranian president? Is the next in line likely to continue the existing policies?

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
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IncredibleIgloo posted:

What's the political ramifications from the death of the Iranian president? Is the next in line likely to continue the existing policies?

The ayatollahs really run things

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