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Those cartoons are consistently the best work they do these days.
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Stepping Up: Facebook Will Begin Conducting Automatic Wellness Checks For Anyone Still Using Facebook 3 Ways Squidward Makes It Really Difficult To Jerk Off To Him
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is this good or bad? who is ben collins e: *reading second tweet* oh my god this is, i still dont know if its good or bad
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Global Tetrahedron has been a go-to Onion reference since at least 1999, so I'm guessing this is good?
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Apr 26, 2024 01:11
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who knows, maybe thisll be the first internet media acquisition in history to work out
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ultrafilter posted:Global Tetrahedron has been a go-to Onion reference since at least 1999, so I'm guessing this is good? i mean it all looks good but i dont know if i can trust anything online anymore e: this guy i think: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTyXLXhYtFc&t=181s e2: yeah according to vaccines and kids, i should not trust this thread. thank you ben bollins Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 01:30 on Apr 26, 2024 |
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Apr 26, 2024 01:22
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I'm hoping this gets the A.V. Club out too, but I suppose there it's a question of 'what's left worth buying'.
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Apr 26, 2024 02:05
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The A.V. Club was already sold to Paste within the last couple weeks
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i thought nestlé bought the av club like a decade ago. whoever killed the undercover thing back then. some of them are might be back. this one is uploaded 3 years ago, i dont think the originals exist anymore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ve5kVU-HAw
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Make some more physical books and I’ll buy them. Mainly so if they do ever pull the plug on the website I’ll have tangible versions.
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I was happy to give clickhole  when they plainly asked for it a couple years ago.https://clickhole.com/clickhole-invites-you-to-give-clickhole-10/
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https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1786129490596241454 Radical centrists have joined conservatives in one of their favorite pastimes: throwing tantrums about the Onion. Nucleic Acids has a new favorite as of 13:28 on May 3, 2024 |
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May 3, 2024 13:23
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Glad to see they've not lost their edge over the new ownership.
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IIRC Ben's... decent? I dunno, I never followed a lot of Twitter poo poo even when Twitter was Twitter and not a nazi shithole owned by a divorce elemental.
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I hope ONN does come back, things like Sony releases stupid piece of poo poo that doesn't loving work are masterpieces.
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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:I hope ONN does come back, things like Sony releases stupid piece of poo poo that doesn't loving work are masterpieces. I laughed so hard at this. It’s like 15 years old?
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mrfart posted:I laughed so hard at this. The McCain gearing up for 2012 funeral was off by a bit, but emotionally correct.
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This ONN from decidedly simpler days is an all-time banger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLMww8V4IUU
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Still one of my favorites, almost certianly been posted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyph_DZa_GQ I am the law
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That reminds me of one of my favorites: Ohio Replaces Lethal Injection With Humane New Head-Ripping-Off Machine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfsMMVgIToA
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Still slays after all these years https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtbSthgYh0U
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Milo and POTUS posted:Still one of my favorites, almost certianly been posted In the same vein I always enjoy the headline "Supreme Court Overturns Car" https://www.theonion.com/supreme-court-overturns-car-1819564540
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Milo and POTUS posted:Still one of my favorites, almost certianly been posted I burst out laughing at the part about life in prison being way more brutal "because it's like they're on some kind of prison colony planet in the future, where they just have to fight for the rest of their lives"
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Is There Some Kind Of Specific Thing I Need To Do To Be Able To Die? (by Jimmy Carter)
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Jokymi posted:Is There Some Kind Of Specific Thing I Need To Do To Be Able To Die? (by Jimmy Carter) 
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Highly Impressive: This Addict Managed To Destroy His Life With Weed And Weed Alone
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I want onion radio news to come back, personally. The audio version of “Fire hot” makes me break down giggling just remembering it.
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All 3 Enchanted Lands I’ve Visited By Squeezing Myself Through One Of The Holes My Stepson Punched In The Wall, Ranked
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I Just Can’t Pick Up On This Stuff: 5 Times I Missed A Woman’s Overt Hints That She Wanted To Open A Baskin-Robbins Franchise With Me
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Yowza
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It’s kinda clumsy. I think it might be better if the “with mountain” part was excluded.
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I, and everyone else, find the inclusion of "with mountain" better.
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Lol, Google's AI ate the onion: https://x.com/JWMason1/status/1793784000278085881 https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1498663107899662338
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