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JT Jag posted:They barely win, and Winston gets hurt for the year.
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I'm really impressed that he managed to kill it with a wrench.
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Thermos H Christ posted:I'm really impressed that he managed to kill it with a wrench. Why? They aren't big animals, and a wrench is at least 2-3 lbs of steel? One good whack to the head probably was enough to cause fatal damage.
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Cornhusker Defender Finally Makes Stop is the only headline that should be attached to that article.
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The Notorious ZSB posted:Why? They aren't big animals, and a wrench is at least 2-3 lbs of steel? One good whack to the head probably was enough to cause fatal damage. Raccoons aren't big but they're quick and mean as poo poo if threatened. I'm impressed he got in there with a heavy enough blow without it running off or attacking.
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The Notorious ZSB posted:Why? They aren't big animals, and a wrench is at least 2-3 lbs of steel? One good whack to the head probably was enough to cause fatal damage. I'm impressed that he was able to get within wrench range and immobilize it before it could get away.
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Both of those responses are reasonable answers to my inquiry. I've generally avoided them because they're tricky smart, and usually full of disease. Sucks to be that raccoon. Although a bunch of the local folks I knew when I lived in TN told tales of keeping them as pets.
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DJExile posted:http://deadspin.com/nebraska-player-bludgeons-raccoon-that-bit-him-mid-self-1667206914 "I AM THE COON WHISPER" needs to be the next Aftermath thread title.
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DJExile posted:http://deadspin.com/nebraska-player-bludgeons-raccoon-that-bit-him-mid-self-1667206914 Mike Riley has lost control of the Nebraska Cornhusker football program
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Good defense against raccoons, not so much against gophers and badgers.
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DJExile posted:http://deadspin.com/nebraska-player-bludgeons-raccoon-that-bit-him-mid-self-1667206914 There isn't anything about this story that isn't perfectly hilarious. 
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Did he have a wrench on him, or did the Raccoon wait patiently while he went and got one?
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He was able to keep a wild animal right where he wanted it. You might say he's a good game manager.
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CharlestheHammer posted:Did he have a wrench on him, or did the Raccoon wait patiently while he went and got one? He was wearing a black shirt, so the racoon knew better than to attack.
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Iron Bowl Cops! http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2014/12/5/7332645/alabama-vs-auburn-iron-bowl-police-profile "Gate 40. Gate 40. Charles Barkley needs assistance. Gate 40. Charles Barkley needs an escort in, is being mobbed." This is the second-best dispatch call of the weekend, the first coming around 8:30 on Friday night: "Unidentified male in a Boise State hoodie walking up the highway with a machete. Plain-clothes officer is approaching." What you can't help but notice about Tuscaloosa is that the officer who called in the suspicious male didn't report any detail other than the specific college football team on the man's sweatshirt."
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He was literally the only Boise state rear end in a top hat in the state lol
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Fluffdaddy posted:He was literally the only Boise state rear end in a top hat in the state lol 2. He has a machete In Alabama those are distinguishing enough
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Raku posted:Iron Bowl Cops! Did Charles say something about Boise? Because if not, then I don't understand why?
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JT Jag posted:1. He's wearing a Boise State hoodie The first one anyway.
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I dunno having the motor ability and higher brain function to recognize a machete as a weapon and carry one is a pretty anomalous thing in the state of Alabama
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Bryce Petty officially cleared to play versus KSU tomorrow after sustaining a minor concussion vs Texas Tech and clearing the school's concussion protocol.
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MourningView posted:The first one anyway.
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Spiritus Nox posted:Bryce Petty officially cleared to play versus KSU tomorrow after sustaining a minor concussion vs Texas Tech and clearing the school's concussion protocol. Im sure that was thorough
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Spiritus Nox posted:Bryce Petty officially cleared to play versus KSU tomorrow after sustaining a minor concussion vs Texas Tech and clearing the school's concussion protocol. 
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Baylor played Petty when he had a broken back. I'm sure it was a thoroughly thorough evaluation of thoroughness.
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HOTLANTA MAN posted:I dunno having the motor ability and higher brain function to recognize a machete as a weapon and carry one is a pretty anomalous thing in the state of Alabama I assumed that a machete was standard equipment carried by anyone on foot in the South, so that they don't become overwhelmed by kudzu if they fall down or stop moving for any reason.
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Not just saying this as a TCU fan, but that clearing does fill me with concern. Especially the week that they found a concussed player dead in a dumpster, concussions need to be taken so seriously.
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Sash! posted:I assumed that a machete was standard equipment carried by anyone on foot in the South, so that they don't become overwhelmed by kudzu if they fall down or stop moving for any reason.
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My Calc2 professor has a doctorate from Alabama. I was surprised to find that they could do math there that didn't require fingers and toes.
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KKKLIP ART posted:My Calc2 professor has a doctorate from Alabama. I was surprised to find that they could do math there that didn't require fingers and toes. Hey now, the slave trade required lots of complicated math Three-fifths Compromise used fractions!
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Penn State has a great classics program because they love to live like the Greeks and Romans did.
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Sash! posted:Hey now, the slave trade required lots of complicated math Did you get a history degree from Alabama too because Alabama wasnt a thing in 1787 when the three fifths compromise was accepted by the constitutional convention 
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KKKLIP ART posted:Did you get a history degree from Alabama too because Alabama wasnt a thing in 1787 when the three fifths compromise was accepted by the constitutional convention But they did have to work under its system! Also, the Confederate Constitution had it too. Groucho Marxist posted:Penn State has a great classics program because they love to live like the Greeks and Romans did. Paterno was a fan of the Greek classics...
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