|
IGgy said its cool so I'll promote the Something Awful efed running in WWE 2k23 over here https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4036635 and it streams here if you just wanna watch https://twitch.tv/tha_swizzler if you want to join just post that you want to join, what division (mens or womens), and what forum or subforum you want to represent (doesnt matter too much maybe a future tag team) The wrestlers are based off your avatar so take a look at some of the freaks running around (among the normalish people):   
|
#
?
Oct 1, 2023 19:12
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 10, 2024 18:50 |
|
|
It's been some time, hasn't it? Well, several distinct and unrelated things killed my drive to, not make OHPW specifically, but put work into hobby stuff. But I'm back. And it's time to end this. But I was never just gonna let it rot all unfinished. If you're in the Discord you've known for a few weeks, but we're wrapping this up, final style, at Episode 200. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhLoeuGIOgw So four more shows. Here's the card for Episode 197, airing, yes, this coming Saturday at our regular time of 22:00 GMT+2 Freddie Hope vs. Malfest Goat-Monster Rick Wreckage vs. Mr. Shakedown BCU vs. Fundoshi-gun Suzan Blades vs. Maya Northwind Isabel Ibarra vs. KAG Grace Thoruson vs. Angus McMutton - (yep, giving that one away for free) Shamo vs. Real Beer Float (c) for the Legion Tag Titles - (The last time they'll meet, winners also secure a spot on the final show.) Let's end this not with a whimper, but by raising some hell! For these final four things will be done a little different, they are still mostly simmed but all matches are pre-recorded, making sure that if something sucks, it's probably on purpose rather than an accident. IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 03:16 on May 21, 2024 |
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 03:13
|
|
|
KungFu Grip posted:IGgy said its cool so I'll promote the Something Awful efed running in WWE 2k23 over here https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4036635 and it streams here if you just wanna watch https://twitch.tv/tha_swizzler E: Hell, here's the Season 2 thread. Please do follow along. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4055673 IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 03:21 on May 21, 2024 |
|
#
?
May 21, 2024 03:17
|
|
|
We live now! https://twitch.tv/iggy_igsen Show, of course, only begins at the top of the hour.
|
|
#
?
May 25, 2024 20:36
|
|
|
Let's loving goooo
|
|
#
?
May 25, 2024 20:57
|
|
|
Week 197 - The End Begins - (Twitch VOD) - (No Commentary) Scene: IGgy walks to the ring, gets a mic thrown into his balls (or the place where they would be if he wasn't a skeleton) and then announces that OHPW will end. Well, what else is new. He also announces there won't be any crazy poo poo, we did that already after all. Instead we'll just do what we do best: Raise some hell! (and wrestle, mostly) Match 1: Singles Match Freddie Hope vs. Malfest Goat-Monster Goat-Monster defeats Freddie Hope in 10:06 via Pinfall after an MGM Outta Nowhere Scene: A still downed Freddie Hope taunts Goat-Monster, towering above him, into accepting a match at the PPV. Goat-Monster accepts under the condition that he doesn't have to wrestle and Freddie doesn't bring his two friends (Sexton and Tara.) Freddie is okay with this, so if he didn't want to get one over Goat-Monster then his motivations, right now, are a mystery. Match 2: Singles Match Rick Wreckage vs. Mr. Shakedown Mr. Shakedown defeats Rick Wreckage in 18:57 via Submission with the Wallet Squeeze. Over the course of the Match Shakedown decided to take on the entirety of FOB on the outside for some dumb reason, he still managed to win though. So I'll give him a Darkweight shot at the PPV where he can fight whoever wins the Darkweight match in the lead-up to it Match 3: Exploding Barbed Wire Tornado Tag Match BCU vs. Fundoshi-gun BCU defeat Fundoshi-gun in 16:09. Well, this was elimination and the first one happened after 15 minutes when Explosion-chan hit the ring and knocked out Riki Fundoshi. After that 01 hits Ricc 2 Thicc with a Reverse Powerbomb (or wheelbarrow facebuster) for the three-count. Scene: Freddie Hope is now in the locker room of the Third Street Sinners, to get the first member for his team. Which is NYG. They do have some not so great history together but Freddie did train NYG. Freddie also revealed that since OHPW is ending, he just wanted to get the boys back together so he can team with them for one last match. As for who those boys are, aside from NYG, we still have to find out. Match 4: Singles Match Suzan Blades vs. Maya Northwind Suzan Blades defeats Maya Northwind in 14:32 via Submission with Mounted Elbows right to the head. It's either giving up or getting your skull caved in. Match 5: Singles Match Isabel Ibarra vs. KILL ANIME GIRLS KAG defeats Isabel in 18:14 via Pinfall with a Powerbomb. Isabel was harassed by Palpy throughout the match, and beat down by both KAG and Palpy on the outside, so one could make the argument that KAG's victory was not exactly untainted. Loss or no, there might be bigger things in store for Isabel still. Scene: The Majestic Goat-Man comes out, explains his history once more and calls yout the Malfest-Goat Monster, his worse half. Goat-Man wants to end Goat-Monster's tyranny. But Goat-Monster has no reason to accept a challenge that would lead to that. Or so he believes. There is one thing Goat-Monster still wants, and that's to become one with Goat-Man again. At Shall Never Surrender, it will be Lucha de Apuestas: Soul vs. Existence. Now THAT is what I call stakes. Match 6: Singles Match Grace Thoruson vs. Angus McMutton Grace Thoruson defeats Angus McMutton via CRITICAL! with... Harmony's Arachnid's Grip Grace was never able to defeat Angus the three times they met prior and she was only able to do it now, using her former friend's move. Match 7: Tag Team Match for the Legion Tag Titles SHA-MO vs. Real Beer Float RBF defeat SHA-MO in 29:19 via submission when Austin locks in the Reverse Viper Hold against Thunder. These teams have clashed many times, this was the last time. I didn't keep score and I don't think I'll look it up, this is how their friendly rivalry comes to a close IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 12:32 on May 26, 2024 |
|
#
?
May 26, 2024 12:29
|
|
|
And here's the card for next Saturday's show already: #1 Singles Match - Sapp Ledesma vs. Blaze Rider #2 Singles Match - Josef Dub vs. Suman #3 Four-Way - Duckbaby vs. Spitbal vs. DCB vs. Tara Milleneon #4 Singles Match - Abby Lawrence vs. Sheev Palpatine #5 Singles Match - harmony Gray vs. Fomore #6 Atomicos - Third Street Sinners vs. Power of Slam (School of Slam and Power Station) #7 Seven Deadly Pins feat. Sexton Blud (c) vs. seven challengers vs. each other
|
|
#
?
May 26, 2024 13:58
|
|
|
And we're live! Show starts in 30 minutes, at the "usual" time! https://twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2024 20:29
|
|
|
I missed it live but gently caress yeah duckbaby was booked!
|
|
#
?
Jun 1, 2024 23:23
|
|
|
Week 198 End in Sight - (Twitch VOD) - (No Commentary) Match 1: Singles Match Sapp Ledesma vs. Blaze Rider Blaze Rider efeats Sapp Ledesma in 15:01 via Pinfall with a Diving Hurancanrana. This match was more hard fought than the record shows, multiple Rider Kicks and Essence of Neck Destruction variants were exchanged over the course of the match. This one is well worth a watch. The ideal opener to a show, really. Scene: DCB laments the fact that she could never have a feud intense enough to warrant a count-out match, and so wants one against Spitbal, just for fun, at SHALL NEVER SURRENDER. Spitbal walks in, says okay and leaves. Match 2: Singles Match Josef Dub vs. Suman Josef Dub defeats Suman in 14:45 via Pinfall with Ooof. (A shot to the nuts followed by a roll-up) Match 3: Four-Way Duckbaby vs. Spitbal vs. DCB vs. Tara Tara eliminates DCB in 16:35 via Pinfall after an Ushigoroshi Duckbaby eliminates Spitbal after 16:56 via Submission by stomping the poo poo out of him Duckbaby eliminates Tara in 19:11 via Pinfall with a Classic Lou Thesz Press. DCB called out Spitbal earlier during the show, the two of them were eliminated at nearly exactly the same time. Instead Duckbaby won the match. Duckbaby currently has no plans for the final show. Match 4: Singles Match Abby Lawrence vs. SHEEEEEEEV Palpatine Abby defeats Palpy in 16:14 via Pinfall with a Yoshi Tonic Of course this happened immediately after Abby was hit with the Imperial Powerbomb. loving buried. Match 5: Singles Match Harmony Gray vs. Fomore Harmony defeatrs Fomore in 27:29 via CRITICAL! with the Saving Grace. Last week Grace used Harmony's move, the Arachnid's grip, to win her match, and this Harmony won with Grace's move. They haven't talked yet. But I don't think they need to. We know where this is going. Match 6: Atomicos Third Street Sinners vs. Power of Slam (Power Station and School of Slam The Sinners defeat Power of Slam in 20:57 via Submission when Maya locked in the Silent Clutch against Muscle Wizard. Scene: Freddie enters Flamander's locker room backstage. Flamander, despite mellowing out a good deal in the last few years, wants nothing to do with Freddie. Saying he wont join him. Freddie retorts that he doesn't want the Hellranger and that Flamander knows it's time, he'll be counting on him. Freddie leaves. Flamander steps forward a little, yelling at Freddie as he leaves, revealing behind him the helmet of the Star Pilot, Flamander's previous persona. Match 7: Seven Deadly Pins Undeddie Guerrero vs. Mina Park vs. Isabel Ibarra vs. Nawt A Robutt vs. Anna May vs. Boob Marley vs. George Cluwney vs. Sexton Blud (c) Boob eliminates Undeddie in 6:16 via Pinfall with a Moonsault after a Vertical Suplex Mina eliminates Boob in 11:37 via Submission, according to the record, with the Kiss of the Dragon Robutt eliminates George Cluwney in 12:25 via Submission with a Guillotine Choke Robutt eliminates Mina in 12:58 via Submission with a Knees to the head. Isabel eliminates Robutt in 13:26 via Pinfall with some kinda Powerbomb thing Sexton eliminates Anna May in 18:29 via Pinfall with the Michinoku Driver Beta Sexton eliminates Isabel in 19:16 via Submission with a Cattle Mutilation on top of barbed wire.
|
|
#
?
Jun 2, 2024 12:26
|
|
|
Oh, I nearly forgot, here's the match card for next week. #1 Singles Match - Vacation Skeleton vs. Family Man #2 Singles Match - Bobson Dugnutt vs. Thunder #3 Four-Way - Dash vs. Flash vs. kayu vs. rear end #4 Singles Match - Steve Dirt vs. Kelsey Slaughter #5 Singles Match - Blaze Rider vs. Abby Lawrence #6 Darkweight Title Match - Surfborg vs. Michelada (c)
|
|
#
?
Jun 2, 2024 19:39
|
|
|
We're live and our penulitmate episode starts at the top of the hour. Come hang out and watch https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
|
|
#
?
Jun 8, 2024 20:29
|
|
|
Duckboy will hopefully violently murder Dash and rid OHPW of his evil once and for all
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2024 02:21
|
|
|
Week 199: One More - (Twitch VOD) - (No Commentary) Scene: BONE IDOL enters the ring and reminisces about their early days in OHPW, and how she grew into being the Hellweight Champion. So BONE IDOL chooses to use their hellweight prize for the benefit of those who got her here, and wishes for Vacation Skeleton and Skullistair to compete for the Tag Titles against Real Beer Float. Tragically, now IGgy was hoping Bone Idol would choos a Hellweight challenger and now he has to hustle to figure out a way to find a worthy challenger for the main event of the final show. Match 1: Vacation Skeleton vs. Family Man Vacation Skeleton defeats Family man in 12:30 via Pinfall by going on vacation and not coming back. Looks like Vaycay heads into the final show with a win. Match 2: Bobson Dugnutt vs. Thunder Thunder defeats Bobson in 19:54 via Submission with the Dragon Clutch Scene: Freddie is at the Business May Die bar, and calls someone on his phone through time and all that jazz. Freddie, naturally, needs a fourth person to join him at SHALL NEVER SURRENDER. The person easily agrees when they learn Palpy would be on the other team, but immediately hangs up before learning about the other people they'd have to fight. Well, they did say yes. So aside from NYG and may Flamander someone else will join Freddie next week. Match 3: Dash vs. Flash vs. Kayu vs. rear end Dash eliminates rear end in 17:20 via Pinfall with a Crucifix Powerbomb Kayu eliminates Flash in 27:40 via Submission with the Nagata Lock III Dash eliminates Kayu in 31:31 via Pinfall with a Crucifix Powerbomb Scene: Dash, in an attempt to be a good boy, challenges what he perceives to be the most evil being in OHPW, the Duckbaby. This is when Duckbaby's dad shows up (and is an actual duck.) Duckdaddy is very upset that dash would do something like this and is ready to give him hell, Dash flusters and calls Duckbaby weird. That does it! Not only will Dash face Duckbaby, but Duckdaddy allows his son to brutally murder Dash live on PPV for everyone to see. All things have to eventually end, even the self-proclaimed great god of heroism Dash Rendar will one day die. And for him, that day will come a lot sooner than expected. Match 4: Steve Dirt vs. Kelsey Slaughter Kelsey defeats Steve Dirt in 21:02 via Pinfall after a Falcon Arrow Crush Match 5: Blaze Rider vs. Abby Lawrence Abby defeats Blaze in 12:30 via Submission with a Stretch Plum Scene: IGgy enters the ring to sort out the mess he got into by not building the card around deciding a Hellweight challenger and instead relying on someone else to decide a challenger without telling them about them, or considering what they actually wanted. Well, now IGgy hasto break rules that were followed all along for finding challengers to make sure it's as fair as possible. There will be a six-way match featuring past champions as well as people who probably deserved another shot, or a first one altogether. Match 6:Black vs. Pantha vs. Majin Bob Sapp vs. Fomore vs. Isabel Ibarra vs. Anna May Pantha eliminates Fomore in 27:48 by Pinfall after a Mexican Cutter Isabel eliminates Pantha in 31:09 by Pinfall with Desnucadora Isabel eliminates Anna May in 33:03 via Submission with the Hijack Backbreaker Black eliminates Majin Bob Sapp in 36:04 via CRITICAL with the Blackout Isabel eliminates Black in 40:44 via Pinfall with Desnucadora FOE also showed up but everyone in the match beat him up real fast and then the ref said "okay, you just gave up" and FOE believed it and left again after just a few minutes.. Match 7: Surfborg vs. Michelada (c) for the Darkweight Title Michelada defeats Surfborg in 25:05 via Submission with a Knee Hold (and basically working the legs for the entire match)
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2024 11:57
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 10, 2024 18:50 |
|
|
And here are some matches you will see on the final show! They are not listed in their actual match order, but the order they were confirmed in. And also: there's more. One Last Bash: Goatcorp vs. Team Freddie (Freddie, NYG, ?Flamander?, ????) Lucha de Apuestas: Goat-Man vs. Goat-Monster, Soul vs. Existence Count-Out Match: DCB vs. Spitbal Tag Team Gold: Fun Gang (Vaycay and Skullistair) vs. Real Beer Float (c) Getting killed by a toddler: Dash Rendar vs. Duckbaby Grudge Match: Harmony Gray vs. Grace Thoruson The Final Battle: Isabel Ibarra vs. BONE IDOL (c) for the Hellweight Title Also in action: Sexton Blud (7DP), Michelada (Darkweight), Suzan Blades (???) And if you count the pre-show, basically the entire roster, even people you forgot about. Hell one person is triple booked. As a joke. But mostly because I hosed up.
|
|
#
?
Jun 9, 2024 12:22
|
|