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CzarChasm posted:Is a man not entitled to the sweet air of his ramps? "No!" Says the man of science, "gravity will drag you down." "No!" Says the chief of police, "it will endanger innocent civilians." "No!" Says your girlfriend, locked in the trunk, "you'll kill us all." 
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CzarChasm posted:Is a man not entitled to the sweet air of his ramps? "No!" Says the man of science, "gravity will drag you down." "No!" Says the chief of police, "it will endanger innocent civilians." "No!" Says your girlfriend, locked in the trunk, "you'll kill us all." 
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Mar 20, 2014 20:21
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If anyone's interested, Sleeping Dogs is $5 on Steam right now! DLC is also 75% off.
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Mar 29, 2014 04:33
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It's 80% off today, hopefully that's enough to summon this thing back from the dead 
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Apr 26, 2014 19:41
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If it helps, I'm working on something special, JUST FOR YOU, THREAD. BECAUSE THINGS HAPPENED AND I WAS BUSY. In the meantime, have an update! I dunno, some poo poo about cars. And women. Mostly cars. With apologies to JossiRossi and all ya'll (for taking three loving months  )
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May 15, 2014 11:27
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Break a leg!
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May 15, 2014 11:40
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JossiRossi posted:I can't stay mad at you I can stay mad at you for as long my finger is sore from hammering out Enduro runs.
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May 15, 2014 12:34
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Change the thread title to "We put your new apartment on the sun, is that gonna be a problem?"
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May 15, 2014 13:40
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Thanks for updating chocolate donuts, I really love this LP.
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May 15, 2014 14:53
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I've been listening to this when I check new post itt. It worked E: It was also worth it because lmao at the racer guy and various other things Tin Tim fucked around with this message at 16:03 on May 15, 2014 |
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May 15, 2014 15:01
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I think Wei's apartment is on fire.
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May 15, 2014 15:15
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"We've secretly covered every horizontal surface in Wei Shen's apartment with aluminum foil. Let's see if he notices."
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May 15, 2014 16:49
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I don't know why but I ALWAYS have that problem with that apartment. I have to fiddle with the settings to make it not try to blind me and then it tends to make other environments hard to see in.
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May 15, 2014 16:59
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Chocolate Donuts posted:If it helps, I'm working on something special, JUST FOR YOU, THREAD. BECAUSE THINGS HAPPENED AND I WAS BUSY. Due to this delay I left the US for the first time and flew to Hong Kong for a pork bun. It was glorious. Luckily I had a friend come in from Guangjo to translate, because I don't speak a drat word of Cantonese. (Still too cheap to buy the game)
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Oh my god I completely forgot about the free running guy, that was hilarious. Also why are you not using the follow-up kick on stunned opponents, that'll take them out super-quick. Though that WAS a pretty sweet-rear end one-two-three takedown. Thank god to see you again Donuts and Rossi  I really missed you guys. And I remember Fast Girls as having the most amazing gently caress-up I ever accomplished in this game, when I raced out of there after the cops arrived and I slammed into a forked stone barricade that split two roads up, and I went loving FLYING like right out my windshield and slammed my back into a pole.Like a loving Tom and Jerry cartoon, I failed the mission but it was loving hilarious. Can't wait to see the next part, I got so worried for Ilyana and I also know what's up with them salt 'n' crabs  this'll be a blast, and that's gonna be the best mission.
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Chaeden posted:I don't know why but I ALWAYS have that problem with that apartment. I have to fiddle with the settings to make it not try to blind me and then it tends to make other environments hard to see in. Same here. It almost became a big problem in the Ilyana missions, but I'll save that for when we get there. All the weird bugs in this game are a shame, 'cause obviously a lot of work went into everything else. EDIT: I also got trapped in a piece of furniture that you can buy in that apartment the hot tub. I may have had to reset out of that one. Truly it is the most harrowing of apartments. Tippecanoe fucked around with this message at 01:51 on May 16, 2014 |
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May 16, 2014 01:49
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 My right finger is SO SORE from holding accelerate, you have no idea.
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Should anything happen to you, your sacrifices shall not be in vain. Your legend will be spoken of for ages, and people will build monuments to your struggle.
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May 16, 2014 17:08
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Uh, is something wrong with Wei's face in that picture? VV Ah that makes more sense. I though there was some form of "Swollen Face" Wei DLC. Golden Goat fucked around with this message at 17:16 on May 16, 2014 |
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Golden Goat posted:Uh, is something wrong with Wei's face in that picture? I managed to get him wearing the motorcycle helmet in a car. (It seems to happen if you show up to a car race on a bike. Since the game spawns you at the start location in the car, Wei technically never has the opportunity to 'remove' the helmet.) As an aside, I finally beat Toffile's time on Dockyard and I'm trying to figure out how this one crazy son of a bitch got a 14 second better time than I could manage on Enduro, which is still an awful, tense thing. I do believe I have the footage I needed for that race video now, at least.
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At once point I was playing the game while very tired, and having Wei hop on and off the bike, conjuring and dropping infinite helmets out of the air and on the ground respectively was the funniest thing ever. This has been my fascinating Sleeping Dogs vignette for this thread.
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Chocolate Donuts posted:I managed to get him wearing the motorcycle helmet in a car. The obvious followup question is: Can you wear a completely white outfit while doing so?
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Edminster posted:The obvious followup question is: Can you wear a completely white outfit while doing so? I could wear the wedding suit. 
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JossiRossi posted:Your legend will be spoken of for ages, and people will build monuments to your struggle.  Future generations are left to wonder. Who was that man? What heroic deeds did his finger accomplish? No one will know, as the memorial plaque has been withered away by time, and his legend has long faded into history. Also 
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Chocolate Donuts posted:I managed to get him wearing the motorcycle helmet in a car. All we know is, he's called The Shen.
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Chocolate Donuts posted:
You know you coulda just outsourced the majority of that, right?
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YourAverageJoe posted:You know you coulda just outsourced the majority of that, right?  What, and risk the
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I expect a lot of wrecked cars during the races if only because gently caress the other racers sometimes.
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A Bystander posted:I expect a lot of wrecked cars during the races if only because gently caress the other racers sometimes. They'll probably break their legs if you break their car, it's just another step in the Wei process
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A Bystander posted:I expect a lot of wrecked cars during the races if only because gently caress the other racers sometimes. Hell, races get to maximum hilarity when you can pull out that DLC super spy car. Nothing like popping out machine guns and literally annihilating every single competitor at the start of the race then leisurely cruising to the finish line alone. Ordinarily I loathe racing events in games, so that was definitely cathartic for me to pull off.
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MadDogMike posted:Hell, races get to maximum hilarity when you can pull out that DLC super spy car. Nothing like popping out machine guns and literally annihilating every single competitor at the start of the race then leisurely cruising to the finish line alone. Ordinarily I loathe racing events in games, so that was definitely cathartic for me to pull off. The mark of a good open world game is that you can do poo poo like this.
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Chocolate Donuts posted:
You know I drive better than you, I mean, c'mon.
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YourAverageJoe posted:You know I drive better than you, I mean, c'mon. Joe, if you want to put the time into recording a bunch of clips for me I'll gladly make something out of them. Just make them flashy.  Edit: Also I need to get you in on the afore-spoilered super-spy car missions when I do them which should be soon.
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I just noticed that the way I find this thread usually is typing pork in the address bar, it's the first thing that comes up
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May 23, 2014 20:21
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Wei's new apartment really conveys the fact that his future's so bright, he's gotta wear shades
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Chocolate Donuts posted:Just make them flashy. I might have some of these brewing. In the meantime, here's this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV0rmavl54U
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YourAverageJoe posted:I might have some of these brewing. In the meantime, here's this. It ain't a race unless every other person in it is dead
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I'd like to see what that apartment looks like when it's not on the sun. Just for contrast.
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Glazius posted:I'd like to see what that apartment looks like when it's not on the sun. Just for contrast. But it's so much more boring that way.
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"Where's that video, Donuts?" 
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