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Gordong Dongbay
Oct 18, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
When your wife tells you about the dick size of the hung black bull she just cucked you with.

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Cumming while making GBS threads for the first time in a week

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.

canyoneer posted:

Fresh pair of socks. Before they get washed. It's like pillows for your feet.

I know a guy who keeps a bag of new socks in his drawer, and pops on a fresh pair when he's having a bad day.

I'm this guy!

Also socks with unique and interesting designs.

Untasid
Jul 8, 2008
Picking a dry, crusty nose clam from one's nostril (eating is optional).

Jerome Agricola
Apr 11, 2010

Seriously,

who dat?
Stepping on dry pine cones. It's the sweetest sound.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


The poop I am taking right now.
I've been eating less and eating healthier and it makes for a very easy Hunt For Brown October.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

The mixed smell of boat exhaust and sea water.

Disco Salmon
Jun 19, 2004
Having both of your huge boy kitties come to you when you are having a cry, and having them snuggle up in your neck and make biscuits and purr in your ears (on on each side)

texting my ex
Nov 15, 2008

I am no one
I cannot squat
It's in my blood
dogs :3: all of the dogs

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
how was the first post not "your dick"?

Beast Pussy
Nov 30, 2006

You are dark inside

Reading all the try hard posts on this tired comedy forum.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Having all three brother kittens sleep on my legs at night.

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010


the way my fat old man cat headbutts me and purrs really really hard when I pet him.

pookerbug
Jan 21, 2006

the vitreous humourist
When the song ends right before you turn off the car.

pfs Write
Jun 29, 2014

get/save/remove
first scoop of skippy peanut butter

Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008

Having someone comb their fingers through your hair.

The sound a VCR makes when you insert a tape.

Catpain Slack
Apr 1, 2014

BAAAAAAH
The smell of a freshly opened booster of MTG cards.

The first kick of a fish that grabbed the lure.

Successfully peeling an apple so that the peel makes one long continuous strand.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005
Having my dog come running to see me when I get home, tail going a zillion miles an hour.

30 Goddamned Dicks
Sep 8, 2010

I will leave you to flounder in your cesspool of primeval soup, you sad, lonely, little cowards.
Fun Shoe
Knowing that soon, very soon you're going to be leaving the annoying part time job you picked up because you had to for a full time kickass job, but it's not quite time to announce it yet. It's like having a warm fuzzy blanket that makes the annoyances so much more tolerable.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Alter Ego posted:

Having my dog come running to see me when I get home, tail going a zillion miles an hour.

This and the sound of my dog scrabbling across a wooden floor always make me smile. Also watching the dog running absolutely full speed around the backyard and, conversely, watching him sleeping on the couch (and listening to him snoring) after we've been for a run. In fact pretty much all interactions with my dog are small, little pleasures that make my day good.

E - non dog-related pleasures: the smell of coffee in the morning and the first sip of a good cup of coffee. Getting into bed just after putting clean sheets on it. Waking up early and being able to cuddle my wife for a while before I have to get up and start my day.

Smashing Link
Jul 8, 2003

I'll keep chucking bombs at you til you fall off that ledge!
Grimey Drawer
Having my toddler treat our dog like a big, furry older brother instead of a pet. Sharing food with him, pulling on his face, pushing him out of the way, hugging him, etc.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Watching my cat do that stopping and flopping over on one side thing.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

When I have a moustache/beard, one of my favourite little things is sucking the froth from my moustache after a mug of milo.

Also I really enjoy a cup of steaming hot tea, and reading the Sunday papers of a lazy Sunday afternoon.

edit: It seems I am turning into my granddad decades earlier than expected.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Catpain Slack posted:

The smell of a freshly opened booster of MTG cards.


And the smell of a mythic rare

Oldsrocket_27
Apr 28, 2009

Catpain Slack posted:

The smell of a freshly opened booster of MTG cards.

The first kick of a fish that grabbed the lure.

Successfully peeling an apple so that the peel makes one long continuous strand.

This man understands the finer things in life.

mamelon
Oct 9, 2010

by Lowtax

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Getting undressed after a long day of work or whatever. There's nothing like that feeling of "gently caress it, I don't have to wear pants anymore. it's my house".

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
That cool rush of inhaling water in your nose. Things in my nose in general, but now that I'm an adult it's most often just the "postfun hydration" as the whole fun but it takes me back and revives me when I need more energy.

Nasal snuff too. The mellow burn and the nicotine kick just makes everything seem ok.

old wooden ships
Jan 22, 2015

IshmaelZarkov posted:

That feeling when you're scratching an itch that exists in the second between "Goddamn itchy [bodypart]" and "I should not have scratched [bodypart] so hard!"

I'll let you choose [bodypart]. Can I humbly suggest the taint, the most relieving itch to scratch AND the most instantly regrettable.

I love a good taint scratch. Like 5 minute long scratches.

Tony Bologna
Sep 21, 2007

Talk real good 'cause I'm smart and stuff
Closing your eyes at night, and imagining them never opening again.

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe
Driving alone singing loud as hell, then having to stop out of embarrassment when I get to a red light, then afterwards rewinding the bit I missed so I can absolutely slaughter that too. No melody goes unpunished.
The smell of thatch roof.
When I'm at a hotel/B&B, putting the AC on full blast on a moderate night, then sleeping under the thick duvet.
Imagining the public disputes in 1905 in France over whether Debussy or Ravel was the better composer. Apparently that happened.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Renting a room, blasting the heat, sleeping under a mountain of blankets, losing a few pounds in sweat, and not having to sleep in that sweaty bed again.

HOLY FUCK
Mar 31, 2007

Cats are terrifying, everyone knows that! 'Cause they're witches! And they've got knives in their feet!


A perfectly toasted slice of bread :gbsmith:

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

HOLY gently caress posted:

A perfectly toasted slice of bread :gbsmith:
Eggs with perfectly runny yolks for dipping home fries or a perfectly toasted slice of bread into.

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

Eu tu?

:zaurg:

Switchblade Switcharoo
Drinking myself to sleep after another day at work that I hate.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

-an ice cream cone after a bad day
-finding one more soda in the back of the fridge
-rolling a natural 20

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Finding loaded dice in demoninations more than 6.

knows a black guy
Jun 18, 2005

Kicking the accumulated snow and ice out from my car's wheel wells.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Sitting on the patio at my cottage and looking at the stars with a beer.

Getting right into the middle of a bait ball when diving and seeing thousands of little silver/colored flashes around you

Early morning cuddling or wake up sex

Beating a PR lift like a boss.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Catpain Slack posted:


Successfully peeling an apple so that the peel makes one long continuous strand.

Doing this with an orange always feels fantastic for some reason.

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Sock Weasel
Sep 13, 2010

Lizard Wizard posted:

Peanut butter toast.
:hfive:

- Being first off the line at traffic lights (and keeping it that way because bieks)
- When dogs do the little sleep-woof and running thing while dreaming.
- Inching the water even warmer in a hot shower.
- The fact that my dog likes me more than he likes my husband. :ssh:

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