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When your wife tells you about the dick size of the hung black bull she just cucked you with.
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# ? Feb 26, 2015 14:21 |
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Cumming while making GBS threads for the first time in a week
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 11:36 |
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canyoneer posted:Fresh pair of socks. Before they get washed. It's like pillows for your feet. I'm this guy! Also socks with unique and interesting designs.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 14:35 |
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Picking a dry, crusty nose clam from one's nostril (eating is optional).
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 15:18 |
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Stepping on dry pine cones. It's the sweetest sound.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 17:58 |
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The poop I am taking right now. I've been eating less and eating healthier and it makes for a very easy Hunt For Brown October.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 20:38 |
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The mixed smell of boat exhaust and sea water.
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 20:40 |
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Having both of your huge boy kitties come to you when you are having a cry, and having them snuggle up in your neck and make biscuits and purr in your ears (on on each side)
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 22:12 |
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dogs all of the dogs
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 22:22 |
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how was the first post not "your dick"?
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# ? Feb 27, 2015 22:36 |
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Reading all the try hard posts on this tired comedy forum.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 00:44 |
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Having all three brother kittens sleep on my legs at night.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 01:15 |
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the way my fat old man cat headbutts me and purrs really really hard when I pet him.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 16:53 |
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When the song ends right before you turn off the car.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 18:39 |
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first scoop of skippy peanut butter
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 22:17 |
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Having someone comb their fingers through your hair. The sound a VCR makes when you insert a tape.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 18:28 |
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The smell of a freshly opened booster of MTG cards. The first kick of a fish that grabbed the lure. Successfully peeling an apple so that the peel makes one long continuous strand.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 18:54 |
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Having my dog come running to see me when I get home, tail going a zillion miles an hour.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:10 |
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Knowing that soon, very soon you're going to be leaving the annoying part time job you picked up because you had to for a full time kickass job, but it's not quite time to announce it yet. It's like having a warm fuzzy blanket that makes the annoyances so much more tolerable.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 19:46 |
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Alter Ego posted:Having my dog come running to see me when I get home, tail going a zillion miles an hour. This and the sound of my dog scrabbling across a wooden floor always make me smile. Also watching the dog running absolutely full speed around the backyard and, conversely, watching him sleeping on the couch (and listening to him snoring) after we've been for a run. In fact pretty much all interactions with my dog are small, little pleasures that make my day good. E - non dog-related pleasures: the smell of coffee in the morning and the first sip of a good cup of coffee. Getting into bed just after putting clean sheets on it. Waking up early and being able to cuddle my wife for a while before I have to get up and start my day.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 22:40 |
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Having my toddler treat our dog like a big, furry older brother instead of a pet. Sharing food with him, pulling on his face, pushing him out of the way, hugging him, etc.
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 23:50 |
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Watching my cat do that stopping and flopping over on one side thing.
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# ? Mar 4, 2015 00:05 |
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When I have a moustache/beard, one of my favourite little things is sucking the froth from my moustache after a mug of milo. Also I really enjoy a cup of steaming hot tea, and reading the Sunday papers of a lazy Sunday afternoon. edit: It seems I am turning into my granddad decades earlier than expected.
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# ? Mar 4, 2015 00:56 |
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Catpain Slack posted:The smell of a freshly opened booster of MTG cards. And the smell of a mythic rare
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# ? Mar 4, 2015 01:40 |
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Catpain Slack posted:The smell of a freshly opened booster of MTG cards. This man understands the finer things in life.
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# ? Mar 4, 2015 01:43 |
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Getting undressed after a long day of work or whatever. There's nothing like that feeling of "gently caress it, I don't have to wear pants anymore. it's my house".
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# ? Mar 4, 2015 03:06 |
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That cool rush of inhaling water in your nose. Things in my nose in general, but now that I'm an adult it's most often just the "postfun hydration" as the whole fun but it takes me back and revives me when I need more energy. Nasal snuff too. The mellow burn and the nicotine kick just makes everything seem ok.
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# ? Mar 4, 2015 03:47 |
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IshmaelZarkov posted:That feeling when you're scratching an itch that exists in the second between "Goddamn itchy [bodypart]" and "I should not have scratched [bodypart] so hard!" I love a good taint scratch. Like 5 minute long scratches.
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# ? Mar 4, 2015 04:52 |
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Closing your eyes at night, and imagining them never opening again.
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# ? Mar 4, 2015 04:56 |
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Driving alone singing loud as hell, then having to stop out of embarrassment when I get to a red light, then afterwards rewinding the bit I missed so I can absolutely slaughter that too. No melody goes unpunished. The smell of thatch roof. When I'm at a hotel/B&B, putting the AC on full blast on a moderate night, then sleeping under the thick duvet. Imagining the public disputes in 1905 in France over whether Debussy or Ravel was the better composer. Apparently that happened.
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# ? Mar 4, 2015 09:25 |
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Renting a room, blasting the heat, sleeping under a mountain of blankets, losing a few pounds in sweat, and not having to sleep in that sweaty bed again.
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# ? Mar 4, 2015 10:09 |
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A perfectly toasted slice of bread
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 03:41 |
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HOLY gently caress posted:A perfectly toasted slice of bread
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 03:47 |
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Drinking myself to sleep after another day at work that I hate.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 03:47 |
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-an ice cream cone after a bad day -finding one more soda in the back of the fridge -rolling a natural 20
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 07:39 |
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Finding loaded dice in demoninations more than 6.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 10:22 |
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Kicking the accumulated snow and ice out from my car's wheel wells.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 15:20 |
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Sitting on the patio at my cottage and looking at the stars with a beer. Getting right into the middle of a bait ball when diving and seeing thousands of little silver/colored flashes around you Early morning cuddling or wake up sex Beating a PR lift like a boss.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 17:45 |
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Catpain Slack posted:
Doing this with an orange always feels fantastic for some reason.
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# ? Mar 5, 2015 19:10 |
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Lizard Wizard posted:Peanut butter toast. - Being first off the line at traffic lights (and keeping it that way because bieks) - When dogs do the little sleep-woof and running thing while dreaming. - Inching the water even warmer in a hot shower. - The fact that my dog likes me more than he likes my husband.
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