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The song War (what is it good for) was originally called Dogs (what are they good for) but was changed due to massive public outrage.
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bloodhound dogs are named after the fact that they are mostly made out of blood
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in ancient times, El-Allywah, the "Dog at the Beginning and End of Time", defeated the ten Hot Dogs of Deceit and from their corpses fashioned the physical realm in which we exist today
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Aug 5, 2020 13:35
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1992’s classic film A League of Their Own began production with a dog in the Director’s chair. Penny Marshall was brought in later to save the film after original director Ringo refused to stop chasing the baseball.
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Aug 5, 2020 13:52
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Mozi posted:in ancient times, El-Allywah, the "Dog at the Beginning and End of Time", defeated the ten Hot Dogs of Deceit and from their corpses fashioned the physical realm in which we exist today The term "hot dog" is a misnomer. They are mostly made out of horse.
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Aug 5, 2020 13:55
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I am running out of places to hide all the dogs.
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Aug 5, 2020 14:00
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Cease to Hope posted:I am running out of places to hide all the dogs. sounds like you need to acquire a magical Dog of Holding
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Aug 5, 2020 14:02
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The Trojan Horse, used to capture the city of Troy, was, in all actuality a Dog, and was presumed to be filled with dogs, explaining why it was so readily accepted inside the city walls.
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Aug 5, 2020 14:13
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Dogs actually reproduce asexually, they just really like loving
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Aug 5, 2020 14:19
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It is impossible to tell a falsehood to a dog.
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Aug 5, 2020 14:43
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your dog WILL NOT help you as you are dying
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Aug 5, 2020 14:48
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The 7th, 8th and 9th centuries AD were invented by dogs and didn't really happen.
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Aug 5, 2020 15:01
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Dogs are scoundrels
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Aug 5, 2020 15:26
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Dog is dead
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Aug 5, 2020 15:34
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:the world war 2 panzerschrek was originally supposed to fire dachsunds but they all washed out in basic Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:dogs were invented in the 1700's by the french Viscount d'Og, when he tried to give a wolf brain damage through exposure to ether fumes lol
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Aug 5, 2020 15:51
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a dog's tail is actually a highly tuned sensory organ that can detect how close a person is to death. the faster the wag, the closer your death.
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Aug 5, 2020 15:54
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Dogs don't like bones dogs like cars and money.
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Aug 5, 2020 15:58
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CarpenterWalrus posted:Dogs are a kind of small horse
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Aug 5, 2020 15:58
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while many assume dog fur consists simply of hair like any other mammal, it is actually the miracle of life in progress! dogs begin as filaments sprouted from another dog's body and draw up a healthy supply of its blood. once shed, the filaments are migrated by the wind, at which point they use their blood reserve and nutrients in the nearby soil to conduct metamorphosis and become a puppy. fun historical fact: in elder times, our european ancestors discovered that dog filaments dissolve easily in boiling water and, in large quantities, make a potent fortifying beverage once fermented! this led to the colloquialism "hair of the dog", which originally referred to such tonics. however, the practice has largely been lost to time, due in large part to genetic degeneration in modern dog breeds rendering such tonics unfit for human consumption - little more than the phrase remains.
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Aug 5, 2020 16:10
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in soviet russia, tail chases dog!
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Aug 5, 2020 17:30
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From 58 to 50 BC dogs from the city of Rome barked on a series of expeditions that later became known to history as The Gallic Wars, but were in truth, a series of forays outside to see just what that noise WAS and if the rumored monster invasion by squirrels and or deer had finally come at last.
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Aug 5, 2020 17:38
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dog gay, so what
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Aug 5, 2020 18:29
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Dogs noses are wet
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Tace Vim posted:I just inspected a dog carcass and didn't find any seeds inside Did you check the black box under the brain?
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Aug 5, 2020 18:46
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if you bury dog poops, then the next year a dog poop tree will grow
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Aug 5, 2020 19:18
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dogs can actually see red and green, they just say they don't to get out of traffic tickets
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Aug 5, 2020 19:24
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Mozi posted:if you bury dog poops, then the next year a dog poop tree will grow It's true I have one in my yard
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Aug 5, 2020 19:29
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Dogs is actually just an acronym Don't Observe Gravity Stupid They're a warning.
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Aug 5, 2020 19:52
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Dogs do not use the phrase "doggystyle", they find it immature and disrespectful to the beautiful physical act of love.
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Aug 5, 2020 20:10
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No dogs were harmed in the making of this motion picture.
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Aug 5, 2020 20:19
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Stex T posted:Dogs do not use the phrase "doggystyle", they find it immature and disrespectful to the beautiful physical act of love. interesting note, dogs themselves refer to this position as "fucktronix 10,000"
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Aug 5, 2020 20:23
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Mozi posted:interesting note, dogs themselves refer to this position as "fucktronix 10,000" Dogs' favourite position is rear end-to-rear end.
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Aug 5, 2020 20:42
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Old dogs do not actually get arthritis, but they do rust. Literally. You see, dog food contains an incredibly high amount of iron, and over time this iron will deposit itself into the various small pores and fissures that make up the dog's internal structural frame. As the dog is exposed to water and air, these iron deposits slowly rust over time, simulating what humans experience as arthritis. This is why you must never, ever allow your dog to go to the beach.
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Aug 5, 2020 20:42
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it can take up to 4 full grown adult dogs to make a single bottle of glue
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Aug 5, 2020 20:51
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Some breeds of dogs have a natural proclivity to migrate, and this is why tail docking is so important to them
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Aug 5, 2020 20:52
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Wondering why they neuter dogs? Well hotdogs weren't invented out of hot air
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Aug 5, 2020 20:57
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no-one has ever seen a dog's true face and lived
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Aug 5, 2020 22:16
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"ragnarok" literally means "dog day afternoon" in the native Norse
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Aug 5, 2020 22:17
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Dog's have a complex language that they use to communicate via urine. When they smell a bush and piss on it, it's like Aragorn leaving ranger script for other rangers
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Dogs don’t even like poker and turn their noses up at games of chance
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