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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Oops

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Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Holy moly that looks satisfying

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Some scholars say that God is merely a toad making GBS threads out creation and that he continues to poo poo to this day

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Korthal posted:

Because of this, there's sometimes a growth defect where this happens.



I've played enough Bloodborne to know that this fucker is poisonous, inflicts Frenzy and probably can swallow you whole.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

https://i.imgur.com/JzYgsaJ.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/z6tumYo.mp4

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

With that much rectum space it would be really easy to plonk 4 toads on your fingers like big bumpy olives.

One goon tried it, but could only do three olives.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

The owners of these frogs should take them to a vet pronto (if they haven't shat themselves to death yet).


Except for this lucky fellow.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

remembering this toad taking a massive poo poo

My Dad Nintendo
Oct 7, 2005

Thanks for bump

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

:yeshaha: Everyone's favorite toad is back!

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

remembering this toad taking a massive poo poo

:hmmyes:

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)




:hmmyes:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Thank you OP! I have quite a few toads that have been hanging around my house, and lately I've been finding these small (nowhere near the size of the poo poo in the GIF) but substantial enough shits on stairs, on the walkway, etc. And I thought "What could have made this poo poo? Surely not the toads."

But now, seeing this, I'm pretty sure it's the toads.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
I hope toad feels better

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



That toad looks so relieved after his poo poo

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


wjat the hell is that toad doing. not sure i really grasp the concept of this video.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

orange juche posted:

That toad looks so relieved after his poo poo

That must have been 20% or more of his body weight.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



flubber nuts posted:

wjat the hell is that toad doing. not sure i really grasp the concept of this video.

He is taking a poo poo

Imagine yourself being that toad

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



flubber nuts posted:

wjat the hell is that toad doing. not sure i really grasp the concept of this video.

have you ever had surgery and been on opiates for a week, now imagine the toad is you on the edge of a cliff

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I knew exactly what the OP was going to be, still clicked and watched the toad do the big poo

A+

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Please, why you sharing my birth?

Ass-penny
Jan 18, 2008

I don't understand why this thread doesn't get the same respect the pig balls thread gets, smdh :baduk:

Anyway, voted 5

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


orange juche posted:

He is taking a poo poo

Imagine yourself being that toad

:wth:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

orange juche posted:

He is taking a poo poo

Imagine yourself being that toad

There's this giant creature looming above who could destroy me with a thought, and yet, I gotta poo poo man.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



redshirt posted:

There's this giant creature looming above who could destroy me with a thought, and yet, I gotta poo poo man.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCi4zMJbMQQ

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
A toad did pee on me once when I was a kid. All this time I never knew what else he could have done if I didn't set him down.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


Video reverse when?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

emSparkly posted:

A toad did pee on me once when I was a kid. All this time I never knew what else he could have done if I didn't set him down.

That's how you get warts.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

:catdrugs:


redshirt posted:

That's how you get warts.

Water Worts

Zefiel
Sep 14, 2007

You can do whatever you want in life.



Did that one goon manage to get a frog of their own? I vaguely remember the thread about their quest, the frog was Applause brand, and maybe they ended up requesting a custom made one, I'm old and forgot

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Y'all think that toad is FORKLIFT CERTIFIED?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I'll tell you what.

I'll never doubt

a toad's making GBS threads potential

again.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



Ambassadorofsodomy posted:

Y'all think that toad is FORKLIFT CERTIFIED?

it's definitely got a Johnson-tier gape

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.
Reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yE3ODuHubI

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
That turd is so big to come from that tiny toad. It musta been tickling his tonsils.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

ninjoatse.cx posted:

That turd is so big to come from that tiny toad. It musta been tickling his tonsils.

It's like giving Birth!

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)



redshirt posted:

It's like giving Birth!

it's wilder than giving birth for an amphibian considering how they mate

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
That toad must have been quite pleased!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

MrQwerty posted:

it's wilder than giving birth for an amphibian considering how they mate

Praise the Moon!

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Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

Zefiel posted:

Did that one goon manage to get a frog of their own? I vaguely remember the thread about their quest, the frog was Applause brand, and maybe they ended up requesting a custom made one, I'm old and forgot

We have frog at home
Frog at home:

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