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Aug 25, 2013 21:13
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If five or more of these Devils-related things do not happen, I will pay $10 and change my username to anything decided upon by the Rangers fan collective at SAS. 1. Brodeur plays 40 games 2. Jagr puts up 50 points 3. Lamoriello adds a former Devil player to the roster by the trade deadline 4. The total goals scored by the defense corps during the season will be more than 30 5. The Devils make the playoffs 6. Tedenby gets waived or traded 7. Anton Volchenkov gets traded 8. The powerplay is better percentage-wise than it was last year 9. The Devils advance to the second round 10. The Devils finish ahead of the Flyers If the Devils miss the playoffs, the Rangers fan collective must develop an avatar for me (I will pay) involving the 1994 Rangers.
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Aug 25, 2013 21:23
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Too early for Olympic toxxes?
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Aug 26, 2013 00:27
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T-Bone posted:Too early for Olympic toxxes? We'll have a dedicated subforum when that comes around and we'll probably deal with that then.
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Aug 26, 2013 00:37
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So glad I signed up again just in time! I am the original WouldDesk but got locked out of my account and I can't log in or recover my password. I have sent the admins multiple emails with no replies. Basically the progress has been about as productive as the Canucks attempts to win something other than the Presidents Trophy. Is Marty still around and available to assist me in recovering my err, good(?) name so I can do something else ridiculous with the likes of Bo Horvat again? So glad to be back.
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Aug 26, 2013 07:33
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WouldDeskToo posted:So glad I signed up again just in time! I am the original WouldDesk but got locked out of my account and I can't log in or recover my password. I have sent the admins multiple emails with no replies. Basically the progress has been about as productive as the Canucks attempts to win something other than the Presidents Trophy. Is Marty still around and available to assist me in recovering my err, good(?) name so I can do something else ridiculous with the likes of Bo Horvat again? So glad to be back. Marty's not around anymore, no. But, if you put forward a good bet, maybe you can win your old account name back.
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Aug 26, 2013 07:50
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Ruh Roh... not around as in "he is fine his girlfriend made him stop SA" or not around as in "took a ride in a Ferrari with Dany Heatley?"
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Aug 26, 2013 07:55
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WouldDeskToo posted:Ruh Roh... not around as in "he is fine his girlfriend made him stop SA" or not around as in "took a ride in a Ferrari with Dany Heatley?" Please don't derail the thread. Would you like to attempt to win your old account name back or not?
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Aug 26, 2013 07:56
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Hand Knit posted:Please don't derail the thread. Would you like to attempt to win your old account name back or not? Absolutely, I will come up with an appropriate toxx in a reasonable amount of time. Apologizes on the derail in the making. I will review the thread again and see if I can't get up to par.
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Aug 26, 2013 08:00
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do i get a prize other than not dying if i win my toxx
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Aug 26, 2013 08:41
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Verviticus posted:do i get a prize other than not dying if i win my toxx
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Aug 26, 2013 08:45
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Verviticus posted:do i get a prize other than not dying if i win my toxx Both bets are effectively the same: if you win you have your identity, and if you lose it is gone forever.
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Aug 26, 2013 08:53
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Hand Knit posted:Both bets are effectively the same: if you win you have your identity, and if you lose it is gone forever. i do not understand
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Aug 26, 2013 09:14
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T-Bone posted:Too early for Olympic toxxes? god dammit i don't want a pierre mcguire avatar for 2 years again
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Aug 26, 2013 11:32
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If the Wings make it farther than the Sens do in the postseason, I'll buy a Garrioch avatar, not replace it until the end of the 14-15 season, and refrain from speaking a word against Sun Media's contribution to journalism while I have it. On that I suppose I should probably change this av because it's an ugly abortion.
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Aug 26, 2013 15:22
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If the Leafs fail to be a 9th or lower seed at the end of the 2013-2014 National Hockey League season, I will purchase one (1) pro-Randy Carlyle avatar on his excellence as a professional hockey coach. Alternatively, if David Clarkson reaches a goals total of or over 25, I will take my time and effort to post a player evaluation thread for each goal scored by him. Including any playoff games, should they happen. If Tyler Bozak succeeds in outscoring noted 3rd line centre Mikhail Grabovski, using my talents and connections, I will produce a ballad with accompanying music video of Leafs Nation's adoration for the centre iceman from Regina, Saskatchewan. Should all of these toxxes come through; Leafs playoffs, Clarkson >=25 Goals, Bozak > Grabovski. I will purchase a jersey of SAS's choosing and perform a soapbox confession in Dundas Square in downtown Toronto of how I'm a dumbass advanced stats geek that doesn't know a single lick about hockey sense. This punishment overrides avatar purchase, Clarkson thread, Bozak music video. Drunk Canuck fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Aug 27, 2013 |
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Aug 27, 2013 01:56
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A toxx based on 25 goals? On a player who has never scored 20? What the heck, Drunk Canuck?
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Aug 27, 2013 02:06
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Drunk Canuck posted:If Tyler Bozak succeeds in outscoring noted 3rd line centre Mikhail Grabovski, using my talents and connections, I will produce a ballad with accompanying music video of Leafs Nation's adoration for the centre iceman from Regina, Saskatchewan. this one is a pace one, right?
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Aug 27, 2013 02:09
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Drunk Canuck posted:If Tyler Bozak succeeds in outscoring noted 3rd line centre Mikhail Grabovski, using my talents and connections, I will produce a ballad with accompanying music video of Leafs Nation's adoration for the centre iceman from Regina, Saskatchewan. You better hope I don't assault Grabovski if I ever see him out in DC.
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Aug 27, 2013 02:12
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Twin Cinema posted:A toxx based on 25 goals? On a player who has never scored 20? What the heck, Drunk Canuck? Fine, Twin Cinema. I will up the ante.
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Aug 27, 2013 02:12
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If neither the Avalanche nor the Sabres make the playoffs, I will buy an avatar showcasing all of my least favorite hockey teams (with accompanying red text) and will keep it on until the start of the 2014/2015 season, perhaps longer. If they both make it, I'll probably die of a heart attack so that's a thing. UZworm fucked around with this message at 09:08 on Sep 25, 2013 |
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Aug 27, 2013 17:58
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Drunk Canuck posted:Fine, Twin Cinema. I will up the ante. I approve.
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Aug 27, 2013 18:38
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UZworm posted:If neither the Avalanche or Sabres make the playoffs, I will buy an avatar showcasing all of my least favorite hockey teams (with accompanying red text) and will keep it on until the start of the 2014/2015 season, perhaps longer. Maybe you should just go ahead and get that AV now... If the Canucks are not a top 4 seed in the West I will buy an avatar of the top team, as chosen by SAS fans of said team and keep it until the beginning of the 2014-2015 season
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Aug 27, 2013 19:57
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Hand Knit posted:We'll have a dedicated subforum when that comes around and we'll probably deal with that then. I'll have my revenge Mcvey 
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Aug 27, 2013 21:01
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If the Rangers don't make the playoffs, I'll get an anti-Hank-atar of SAS's choosing to be worn until the 2014-2015 playoffs. If the Islanders don't make the playoffs, I will write a letter to Charles Wangs regarding the Isles' need for DiPietro's return. In crayon. With pictures. At least 500 words.
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Aug 27, 2013 21:44
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UZworm posted:If neither the Avalanche or Sabres make the playoffs, I will buy an avatar showcasing all of my least favorite hockey teams (with accompanying red text) and will keep it on until the start of the 2014/2015 season, perhaps longer. What are your least favourite teams?
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Aug 27, 2013 22:18
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Shoeonhead22 posted:What are your least favourite teams? In no particular order: Red Wings, Wild, Devils, Senators
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Aug 27, 2013 22:46
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1) If Alfie gets more ppg/gpg than Bobby Ryan (Barring Injury) 2) Red Wings make it further in the playoffs than the Sens I will get a JP Barry-Alfie Super Agent/Player combo avatar, with Melnyk/Alfie/Murray/JP involved some how
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Aug 28, 2013 00:40
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If the Flames finish above the Oilers in the standings I will shoot and upload a video of my son wearing an Flames jersey kicking me in the stomach while I wear a Tay Tay mask and Oilers shirt.
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Aug 29, 2013 15:25
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Should the Montreal Canadiens fail to make the playoffs this year, I will pen a letter to Marc Bergevin begging him to get Scott Gomez back, as he was the lynchpin that kept the team together.
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Aug 29, 2013 17:31
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If the Boston Bruins advance farther than the Canucks in the playoffs this year, I will purchase an avatar commemorating their glorious victory over my team in 2011. I will keep said avatar for one month for each additional playoff win the Bruins have over the Canucks (to a maximum of 16 months). Should the Bruins win the Cup I will keep the avatar until the Canucks win a cup of their own (or until everyone decides they're sick of it). If the Bruins win the cup and the Canucks don't make the playoffs I will change my name and avatar to something fitting the Bruins' status as the greatest hockey team of all time. ThinkTank fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Aug 29, 2013 |
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Aug 29, 2013 17:40
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mennoknight posted:If the Flames finish above the Oilers in the standings I will shoot and upload a video of my son wearing an Flames jersey kicking me in the stomach while I wear a Tay Tay mask and Oilers shirt. Would a Tay Tay mask just be like when bank robbers wear nylons over their heads? And I'll Toxx myself that Dougie Hamilton will score over 45 points or I'll get an avatar of SA's choosing and text expressing how stupid of a name Dougie is.
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Aug 29, 2013 18:57
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Pulpie posted:Would a Tay Tay mask just be like when bank robbers wear nylons over their heads? It's a nixon mask but with tay tay written on the forehead.
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Aug 29, 2013 19:10
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I imagine the Taylor Hall mask looks something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGmjj8U-rgM
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Aug 29, 2013 19:48
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Anyone have ideas for a good toxx? I don't know if I can't top the fishsticks thing from two seasons ago. Related note, I have not had a fishstick since I lost that toxx. loving fishsticks.
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Aug 31, 2013 03:39
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Eat a fishstick for every point that the Rangers finish above the Isles
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Aug 31, 2013 04:09
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Shoeonhead22 posted:Eat a fishstick for every point that the Rangers finish above the Isles This is a good rear end bet, and you'll probably have to eat like, 20 fish sticks. Put it on youtube, it's the next big viral hit.
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Aug 31, 2013 05:48
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A collage of the isles logo made from fishtsicks and toothpaste. And then eat it. 
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If Pavel Datsyuk doesn't score 50 goals and 120 pts. I will donate $20 to a local LGBT charity. Hopefully this will be his motivation this year.
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