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Herb Dington posted:gently caress people walking. Run them down. I walk frequently and bike occasionally and as a conscientious person who also drives I respect people who are on the road
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Herb Dington posted:I burn dead dinosaurs to accelerate 2 tons of metal to move my lazy rear end around. That way I can live in a community that has zero amenities except for drive-through fast-food restaurants. yeah i'll take three kids on a bike and bike twenty miles to work each way you that sounds pretty loving awesome
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pathetic little tramp posted:the only power option I have in my car is steering, but I'd love to get rid of that too. manual everything owns. U have strong arms and legs, ride a bike
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eSports Chaebol posted:if it's actually their turn it's really dumb to except a cyclist to come to a complete stop (I mean most drivers don't either) except if they haven't come to a full stop it isn't their turn yet because that's how stop signs work
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Not Nipsy Russell posted:Question for bikers: when there is a bike lane that's three feet wide, why is it that bikes will still ride about 6 inches from traffic? Are pedestrians that scary? Why are you only leaving 6 inches when you overtake?
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azreal posted:If I see you do this, I'm gonna chuck a bottle at you. Hth. my u-lock is really heavy and good for smashing car windows, "hth"
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mookface posted:yeah i'll take three kids on a bike and bike twenty miles to work each way you that sounds pretty loving awesome It's not my fault the world is built around cars. Why buck the trend? I'll just live 1000 miles from my job and eat McChurgers on the drive to my office job where I sit all day.
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mookface posted:yeah i'll take three kids on a bike and bike twenty miles to work each way you that sounds pretty loving awesome yeah the point is a reasonable person would not live twenty miles away from where they work, new job and new place to live both sound like reasonable options to me
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I like how around here, bike lanes appear ad disappear whenever, and often the bike lane is narrower than a bikes handlebars. Also te drivers around here are blind and/or murderous. Your options on a bike are ride on the road and die or ride on the sidewalk and get screamed at by pedestrians.
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mookface posted:I
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Herb Dington posted:It's not my fault the world is built around cars. Why buck the trend? I'll just live 1000 miles from my job and eat McChurgers on the drive to my office job where I sit all day. who said it was your fault? its the reality of the situation a lot of people would commute transit if it was feasible but the infrastructure is not there so what are you saying?
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Carpet posted:Why are you only leaving 6 inches when you overtake? because I am in my lane and you are in your bike lane so I am not actually overtaking I am just going faster than someone in an adjacent lane
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mookface posted:yeah i'll take three kids on a bike and bike twenty miles to work each way you that sounds pretty loving awesome I ride 40 miles to my local coop, stop by the farmers market, then carry the staples for my family of 4 back to our sustainable hovel.
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RaIp posted:except if they haven't come to a full stop it isn't their turn yet because that's how stop signs work even in theory stop signs are broken since they create a race condition when two cars approach at approximately the same time. Also cars and driving exist in reality instead of in theory anyway so have fun crashing into cars you didn't yield to because it wasn't technically their turn
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Gutcruncher posted:I like how around here, bike lanes appear ad disappear whenever, and often the bike lane is narrower than a bikes handlebars. Also te drivers around here are blind and/or murderous. Your options on a bike are ride on the road and die or ride on the sidewalk and get screamed at by pedestrians. Also please don't hit my bike: 
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eSports Chaebol posted:even in theory stop signs are broken since they create a race condition when two cars approach at approximately the same time. Also cars and driving exist in reality instead of in theory anyway so have fun crashing into cars you didn't yield to because it wasn't technically their turn if we collide when it is my turn then they crashed into me 
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Darth123123 posted:I ride 40 miles to my local coop, stop by the farmers market, then carry the staples for my family of 4 back to our sustainable hovel. I have an earthship too and I recycle the family dung and I still hate people who ride bikes on the road like idiots
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Gutcruncher posted:I like how around here, bike lanes appear ad disappear whenever, and often the bike lane is narrower than a bikes handlebars. Also te drivers around here are blind and/or murderous. Your options on a bike are ride on the road and die or ride on the sidewalk and get screamed at by pedestrians. yep. this is not a tough decision btw
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I too am a conscientious hippie road rager.
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Since bikers hate cagers in their cages, do they worship cyclists?
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Cyclists are elitist, racist rear end in a top hat with their gay spandex outfits. I never see the blacks doing your road-racing cycling, you know why? Because they know what's up. Cyclist weirdos. And hipster fruits on their fixies in NYC are my favorite. Just kick them over when they ride past. At best they'll throw a latte or a Lou Reed album at me before prancing away in fear.
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Tuxedo Gin posted:people who drive cars on the road are douchebags.
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ive had multiple drivers literally swerve their cars at me yelling insults for biking in the road, so even though it's The Law and we have fancy fuckin bike lanes, I gotta ride on the sidewalk and scare the poo poo out of pedestrians because redneck retards can't avoid trying to kill people
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Count Freebasie posted:Cyclists are elitist, racist rear end in a top hat with their gay spandex outfits. I never see the blacks doing your road-racing cycling, you know why? Because they know what's up. Cyclist weirdos. black kids love fixed gear bikes nowadays, wtf are you talking about
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ashgromnies posted:black kids love fixed gear bikes nowadays, wtf are you talking about Read my post more carefully.
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I bike to work and it's about twice as fast as driving because I can roll by rush hour traffic in the bike lane or bike/bus lane. Also, my job pays a parking stipend that I get to pocket since I don't pay for parking. Also I am in drat good shape from doing this. There are parts of my commute that have no bike lanes, so I ride in the road. I follow the rules. I think the problem is not cyclists, but stupid people. Stupid people do stupid things in cars, and stupid people do stupid things on bikes. It's just more noticeable when they are on bikes because there are a lot more cars than bikes so you're used to seeing cars do stupid poo poo. I have to deal with pedestrians walking right in front of me in the bike lane without looking once, other idiots riding bikes in the bike lane on the wrong side of the road, etc. Basically reserve your hate for stupid people because that is the problem here and nothing else.
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the fact that a pedal patsy can legally use roadways made for real people is america's greatest tragedy
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Gas and ban everyone who posts about biking.
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Count Freebasie posted:Read my post more carefully. ok Count Freebasie posted:I'm a douchebag oh
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turdriver posted:the fact that a pedal patsy can legally use roadways made for real people is america's greatest tragedy those patsies got non-urban roads paved in america educate yourself brother http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Roads_Movement
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AY94_QqMkI&t=43s Fuckibng aggressive cyclist
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Bumming Your Scene posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AY94_QqMkI&t=43s lol
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Bumming Your Scene posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AY94_QqMkI&t=43s
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Sneaking up behind bicyclists listening to their ipods while riding like cunts is funny when you pull the airhorn and watch them endo as they nerf the curb. "Haha, stupid cager in a car!" BRRRRROOOOOOOONK! OHFUCKSEMI.
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Bumming Your Scene posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AY94_QqMkI&t=43s As a cyclist, this video is loving hilarious.
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low-effort trolling. i clicked thread anyway. the system works, folks!
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azreal posted:If I see you do this, I'm gonna chuck a bottle at you. Hth. Clip 'em with the mirror, the bottle will have your fingerprints.
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Lord_ExDeath posted:Clip 'em with the mirror, the bottle will have your fingerprints.
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ashgromnies posted:my u-lock is really heavy and good for smashing car windows, "hth" Ya but you probably have tiny weak cyclist arms that are useless for smashing anything except your smelly micropenis.
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