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Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Cormier is doing a terrible job in actually trying to put up a defense instead of turning over for the NSAC and hoping for them to suck him off for all the contrition he's showing.

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DOMELORD420: Dec 28, 2000

Maybe he's basing his defense on the aforementioned "James Toney cusses at commission."

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Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

You know you're hosed when Bill Brady has to ask you how to pronounce your name.

Haha, he actually asked him since when he'd been a "wrassler".

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Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

WRASSLE

# ? Sep 23, 2014 18:28

Agent Tough Juice: May 21, 2007; People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!

Commissioner checks with the rest of the panel to see how to pronounce the defendant's name. Turns around and immediately demonstrates his inability to pronounce "wrestler."

# ? Sep 23, 2014 18:28

corillon: Jun 18, 2004; When you giggle you leak piss.; Grimey Drawer

Yuriy posted:

WRASSLE

Dammit I was coming here to mention that. What the hell, is he being sarcastic?

# ? Sep 23, 2014 18:29

Agent Tough Juice: May 21, 2007; People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!

corillon posted:

Dammit I was coming here to mention that. What the hell, is he being sarcastic?

He said it twice. He's just an idiot.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 18:29

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

corillon posted:

Dammit I was coming here to mention that. What the hell, is he being sarcastic?

bill brady is an idiot but that's how a lot of people from the south say it btw

# ? Sep 23, 2014 18:29

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

corillon posted:

Dammit I was coming here to mention that. What the hell, is he being sarcastic?

He said it three times now, this is apparently how he gets down.

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Yuriy posted:

idiot south

# ? Sep 23, 2014 18:30

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

quote:

<Soultron> cormier admits to fights after wrestling matches - "you answered the question wrong"

lol brady

# ? Sep 23, 2014 18:30

Agent Tough Juice: May 21, 2007; People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!

Haha funny story, commissioner, I attacked an innocent bystander anyway please go ahead and license me

# ? Sep 23, 2014 18:32

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

quote:

@JonnyBones
40 hours of community service in Vegas with a fight coming up is the only thing that really concerns me.

quote:

@JonnyBones
The fact that this needs to be completed before the fight is definitely going to have effect on my camp. I respect the commission though

# ? Sep 23, 2014 18:33

Agent Tough Juice: May 21, 2007; People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!

"I'm just trying to make you smile."
-A commissioner to a person brought before him during a disciplinary hearing

# ? Sep 23, 2014 18:35

DOMELORD420: Dec 28, 2000

Cormier is coming in here and being real and it's making him look really bad.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 18:36

Agent Tough Juice: May 21, 2007; People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!

It's awesome how the commission often acts as the defense councel

# ? Sep 23, 2014 18:38

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

The gently caress is up with his pinky finger

# ? Sep 23, 2014 18:39

Agent Tough Juice: May 21, 2007; People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!

Between Cormier and Jones, Cormier was the one who was asked if he's just saying what he's been told to say. Wow.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 18:40

corillon: Jun 18, 2004; When you giggle you leak piss.; Grimey Drawer

So if Jones loses will this be the first time the Boy and Girls club of America is used as an excuse for losing?

# ? Sep 23, 2014 18:45

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

i'm okay with this

both guys got 10%, DC got half the community service because he didn't start it

# ? Sep 23, 2014 18:47

Agent Tough Juice: May 21, 2007; People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!

Lot of giggles

# ? Sep 23, 2014 18:48

corillon: Jun 18, 2004; When you giggle you leak piss.; Grimey Drawer

"I can't participate but let me participate"

# ? Sep 23, 2014 18:52

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

wanderlei fled to brazil, refuses to participate in this even via phone

# ? Sep 23, 2014 18:56

DOMELORD420: Dec 28, 2000

I have a feeling Wanderlai won't be able to fight anymore even if he wanted to.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 18:58

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Lawyer dude calling for a lifetime ban for Wanderlei

skip is for it as well

they are making GBS threads all over wanderlei, this owns

"Mr. Silva knew what was going on but he ran"

# ? Sep 23, 2014 18:59

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

quote:

@pdlmma 34s
NSAC talking about skipping a drug test like it's the worst thing you can do after speaking to a man who beats women.

lol

# ? Sep 23, 2014 19:02

DOMELORD420: Dec 28, 2000

Wow he's totally getting banned forever. The moral is to show up for your meetings, dang.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 19:06

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

crucifying wandy, digging the gently caress out of this

# ? Sep 23, 2014 19:07

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Yeah, looks like Wandy is gonna eat it hard.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 19:08

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

bill brady: running from a drug test is worse than doing the worst of any drugs

# ? Sep 23, 2014 19:09

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Pat Lundvall: "Listen, guys, I know I said I'd recuse myself, but I love piling on and this looks like a really nice pile."

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Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Yuriy posted:

bill brady: running from a drug test is worse than doing the worst of any drugs

Bill Brady it should be noted is the biggest gladhander on the committee.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 19:10

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

"I think this may be too harsh, but I think it should be 100 percent."

I loving love Tony Marnell.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 19:12

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

marnell calling for 100% of the 200k purse

Brady is still mad at Chael

# ? Sep 23, 2014 19:13

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Wandy's lawyer's fuse is longer than Homer Simpson's, goddamn.

How the hell did I miss the actual punishment again?

# ? Sep 23, 2014 19:18

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Wandy's lawyer's fuse is longer than Homer Simpson's, goddamn.

How the hell did I miss the actual punishment again?

quote:

@rkruck 44s
Recently retired Wanderlei Silva fined $70,000 and receives lifetime ban from NSAC

# ? Sep 23, 2014 19:20

Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

how much wandy cares: http://instagram.com/p/tTEFKJEq0V/

he just tweeted that

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Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

I love that they are anticipating an appeal from Wanderlei and were deliberating on the best way to make sure the punishment survives.

# ? Sep 23, 2014 19:23

DOMELORD420: Dec 28, 2000

Wandy legit pulled a "you can't fire me, I quit" a few days before the hearing. The best part? It's probably going to work in the eyes of dummies who think Zuffa is some evil force and Pride was an unassailable golden institution.

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Yuriy: Dec 25, 2006; Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Mr. Nice! posted:

I love that they are anticipating an appeal from Wanderlei and were deliberating on the best way to make sure the punishment survives.

quote:

@yay_yee 30s
Wanderlei Silva's attorney, Oscar Goodman, called NAC "kangaroo court." Promised to appeal today's ruling to district court within 30 days.

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