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I live in Oklahoma, my vote does not matter. Best democracy in the world!
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 08:43 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 07:45 |
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Rand alPaul posted:I live in Oklahoma, my vote does not matter. Hey, yours might. (Love you DC.)
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 08:47 |
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Fried Chicken posted:There has been a very neglected point about the control of congress that I want to make. Everyone has been focused on the senate. But the house is going to be huge here no matter who takes the senate, and even worse if the GOP does take the senate. Harshing my pre-election buzz, man.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 09:29 |
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nutranurse posted:Harshing my pre-election buzz, man. Here's some optimism for ya: Nobody is stupid enough to shut down the government during an Ebola epidemic with a 95% probability of 3 to 120 case importations in American cities between last week and 1 Jan 2014.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 09:31 |
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My Imaginary GF posted:Here's some optimism for ya: Nobody is stupid enough to shut down the government during an Ebola epidemic with a 95% probability of 3 to 120 case importations in American cities between last week and 1 Jan 2014. The fact that you are naive enough to believe this is precious.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 09:36 |
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My Imaginary GF posted:Nobody is stupid enough The dumbest four words in politics.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 09:37 |
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ErIog posted:The fact that you are naive enough to believe this is precious. Ebola is a national security concern, and America takes national security concerns very seriously. Seriously enough to expose everything dirty gathered through extra-judicial means on those who propose to shut down security programs
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 09:39 |
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My Imaginary GF posted:Ebola is a national security concern, and America takes national security concerns very seriously. Seriously enough to expose everything dirty gathered through extra-judicial means on those who propose to shut down security programs Don't worry, we'll exempt everything Ebola related. They can keep working, but we'll shut down the rest of the government. Unless Democrats refuse to allow Ebola spending. Why are Democrats blocking spending on Ebola protection?
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 09:45 |
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Nobody admits to wanting a shutdown, though. They blame the Dems and "RINOs" for not passing their budget, which cuts just about everything but doesn't cut national security.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 09:45 |
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Ditocoaf posted:Nobody admits to wanting a shutdown, though. They blame the Dems and "RINOs" for not passing their budget, which cuts just about everything but doesn't cut national security. Solution: make everything a national security issue
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 09:57 |
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My Imaginary GF posted:Solution: make everything a national security issue It already is true though. Without a healthy, fit population, we'll be unprepared for the next total war. Solution? Socialized health care and fitness programs.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 09:59 |
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VanSandman posted:It already is true though. Without a healthy, fit population, we'll be unprepared for the next total war. Solution? Socialized health care and fitness programs. I've unironically used this argument before. I 100% agree with you on that. Also, national passenger rail is a national security priority. So is properly funded public transit operating 6 times per hour at minimum per fixed right-of-way route. 100% disclosure on campaign contributions and related issue financing is a national security priority. I have it on good authority Senator Rand Paul has benefited from a Russian ad campaign designed to undermine America and shut down the federal government during this Ebola epidemic.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 10:01 |
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I'm not quite seeing national passenger rail. How do you justify it?
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 10:03 |
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VanSandman posted:I'm not quite seeing national passenger rail. How do you justify it? In case terrorists ever bring down all domestic flights in America. Our rail system operates under capacity due to the switch to one-line operation after the switchback innovation of the 60s. Because of this, our food supply--which China's state corporations are buying up, an issue upon which Senator Stabenow prepared you an executive brief several times over the last seven months--is at risk for transportation disruption. We must expand national high-speed passenger rail capacity so that terrorists working in conjunction with China don't shut down both our food distribution and domestic transit freedom at the same time through a coordinated covert strike. In case of an emergency, this excess rail capacity may be used for military transport and for emergency food redistribution. Why do you support communists control over America's pork supply, Senator? What have you been hiding with your dark money expenditures?
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 10:08 |
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My Imaginary GF posted:Ebola is a national security concern, and America takes national security concerns very seriously. Seriously enough to expose everything dirty gathered through extra-judicial means on those who propose to shut down security programs There is no "America" there are only craven individual sociopaths, in power, acting for themselves. Many programs affected by the shutdown killed more than your sad African disease. There is no secret dirty tricks program to prevent shutdowns, you delusional man.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 10:14 |
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Fried Chicken posted:There has been a very neglected point about the control of congress that I want to make. Everyone has been focused on the senate. But the house is going to be huge here no matter who takes the senate, and even worse if the GOP does take the senate. You should copy/paste this into the 1st post of the thread. Not that it isn't already pretty good but this gives some useful context to all the binge drinking that'll be going on for newcomers who've come to gawp in awe at our collective alcoholism.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 11:19 |
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I got robocalled five times today to hear John Legend ask me to vote "Tuck" for California's State Superintendent of Public Instruction. Thanks, John!
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 12:12 |
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Should the GOP get a Senate majority, can they successfully impeach Fried Chicken?
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 12:23 |
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I live in Virginia's first so I get to indulge in my biannual tradition of voting for a promising D who gets properfly butt hosed by blandest man on the planet runner-up Rob Wittman. It was sort of disheartening when Krystal Ball got squashed because she had natinonal recognition, if only for being within arms reach of a dildo, but last time didn't even register as an emotional event. That said, it will be pretty sad to see Norm Mosher's total anal annhilation because he seems a decent old man who actually doesn't want to pull up the ladder behind him and it would be pretty cool if my elected official didn't try to repeal the affordable care act 12 times a month. Maybe Wittman's minimum wage abbolishing rear end will get hit by a bus. He has the look of a man that might end that way. Sort of oblivious and smug.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 12:26 |
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ufarn posted:Should the GOP get a Senate majority, can they successfully impeach Fried Chicken? They have a better shot at that than impeaching Obama, so sure why not.
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Dick Trauma posted:I got robocalled five times today to hear John Legend ask me to vote "Tuck" for California's State Superintendent of Public Instruction. Thanks, John! I had 12 emails asking for donations between when I woke up at 11:30pm and when I checked my email again at 3am.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 12:47 |
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hobbesmaster posted:Town Branch until the election is called for McConnell. Town Branch is terrible and so are the Lyons.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 14:06 |
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My Imaginary GF posted:I've unironically used this argument before. I 100% agree with you on that. Also, national passenger rail is a national security priority. So is properly funded public transit operating 6 times per hour at minimum per fixed right-of-way route This is literally the way that the interstate highway system was sold by Eisenhower, for those reading this.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 15:15 |
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"I think we'll see then, who the real party of no is." - Mitt Romney on FoxNews Sunday, referring to Obama possibly vetoing bills if the GOP takes the Senate. That segment was followed by an ad for Koch Industries, no joke.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 15:17 |
The 2014-2016 plan will be passing the crazier poo poo just to force the veto so that in 2016 the "do nothing government" identity will be firmly Obama's. They've pretty much determined that they can pass the "Sacrifice Newborns to Baal" bill of 2015 and it won't matter. Right wingers only watch their own media which won't report on it and the rest of the media will try and figure out how the stalemate is both party's fault when Obama stops it so moderates will just vote for the "other guys". Eggplant Squire fucked around with this message at 15:38 on Nov 2, 2014 |
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 15:33 |
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My Imaginary GF posted:You need high returns on imvestme t in GMO foods so that you get some investment in GMO food that primarily aids small-holding least developed nation farmers. Oh just let the hippies and crazys have the labels. Its Portland its going to happen eventually. I'm voting for it because who cares? If you're dumb enough to care gently caress you. We are facing food shortages in the next 50 years and we need GMO. A label won't stop that.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 16:06 |
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Fragmented posted:Oh just let the hippies and crazys have the labels. Its Portland its going to happen eventually. I'm voting for it because who cares? If you're dumb enough to care gently caress you. We are facing food shortages in the next 50 years and we need GMO. Funny, I'd think corporations lobbying for a bill to make dumb people buy their product is something that people here would oppose.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 16:11 |
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Dick Trauma posted:I got robocalled five times today to hear John Legend ask me to vote "Tuck" for California's State Superintendent of Public Instruction. Thanks, John! "Tuck" comes from the charter school movement. Vote Torlakson. Unless you want to stick it to the teachers unions, that is.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 16:14 |
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doot de doo looking up the ballot. Won't vote for freaking Martha Coakley; let me look at the independent contendersScott Lively posted:AN APPEAL TO PROGRESSIVE VOTERS why yes, that is me! What is your appeal, sir? Scott Lively posted:CAN CONSERVATIVES AND PROGRESSIVES SHARE COMMON GROUND? Scott Lively posted:Natural Medicines: “Big Phama has enslaved an astonishing 70% of Americans to Scott Lively posted:Natural Communities: “Our violence-plagued, ultra-dense city environments http://www.livelyforgovernor.com/images/appealtoprogressivevoters.pdf Bonus: quote:
quote:My Policy on Drugs I'm thinking I'm gonna go with Falchuk
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 16:18 |
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Fried Chicken posted:There has been a very neglected point about the control of congress that I want to make. Everyone has been focused on the senate. But the house is going to be huge here no matter who takes the senate, and even worse if the GOP does take the senate. I'm more worried about Governor races at this point. Colorado flipping or Florida staying with Scott could be a huge issue in a close presidential election when they start loving with voting registration and access. Also Illinois could still flip and who knows what the hell that could mean. I just moved out of a Republican governed state. Don't do this to me Illinois
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 16:22 |
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So Romney is already pushing the idea that the GOP will push to pass immigration reform. Of course as Fried Chicken already pointed out, that probably won't happen if the Tea Party is running the show on legislation.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 16:28 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:So Romney is already pushing the idea that the GOP will push to pass immigration reform. Of course as Fried Chicken already pointed out, that probably won't happen if the Tea Party is running the show on legislation. The next two years will be entertaining, if nothing else.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 16:34 |
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quote:I would create a bounty system on drug dealers to incentivize citizen intervention in the drug culture. The higher the level of the dealer, the higher the bounty. I would fund the bounty system with money taken from drug traffickers. I would double the bounty for any police officer or public official caught participating in drug trafficking. Except, I totally do want to vote for the guy who's proposing putting bounties on the heads of dirty cops, holy poo poo.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 16:35 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:So Romney is already pushing the idea that the GOP will push to pass immigration reform. Of course as Fried Chicken already pointed out, that probably won't happen if the Tea Party is running the show on legislation. They'll pass immigration reform. It will mostly consist of building more fences, work visas that don't allow a path to citizenship or voting rights, and maybe some stuff about fast tracking skilled (white or asian) immigrants or ending the focus on family reunification. Obama will say he'll veto it, but it seems pretty clear he wont. The only reason he held strong on the shutdown was because Harry Reid was pushing him and giving him reassurances and his leverage is significantly diminished now. Obama is gonna cave over and over and over again.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 16:39 |
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Good Citizen posted:They'll pass immigration reform. It will mostly consist of building more fences, work visas that don't allow a path to citizenship or voting rights, and maybe some stuff about fast tracking skilled (white or asian) immigrants or ending the focus on family reunification. So I might as well welcome our new far-right overlords, whether or not the GOP wins the presidency in 2016?
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 16:42 |
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Good Citizen posted:They'll pass immigration reform. It will mostly consist of building more fences, work visas that don't allow a path to citizenship or voting rights, and maybe some stuff about fast tracking skilled (white or asian) immigrants or ending the focus on family reunification. lol no that's still too much for the Tea Party. Also there's still the filibuster.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 16:44 |
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computer parts posted:lol no that's still too much for the Tea Party.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 16:47 |
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Depends how tall the wall is and if there are tire fires.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 16:51 |
Members of the tea party are pretty pissed off that we haven't made the southern border our own Korean DMZ. They tie it into anything they possibly can so look for it to keep popping up as amendments and riders to just about every bill. For example infectious disease funding is clearly useless without securing our border to keep ISIS from cooperating with drug lords to infect Central American child immigrants with Ebola and Dengue or something and distribute them to all suburbs where they will use their Adidas branded combination soccer jersey and prayer rugs to spread the disease to everyone.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 16:59 |
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Impeach Fried chicken because of how depressing he is.Defenestration posted:doot de doo looking up the ballot. Won't vote for freaking Martha Coakley; let me look at the independent contenders Chantilly Say posted:Except, I totally do want to vote for the guy who's proposing putting bounties on the heads of dirty cops, holy poo poo.
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# ? Nov 2, 2014 17:20 |