CAR@SEA GDT: We all wish World In Conflict had come true

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Seattle?
	gently caress them
	gently caress 'em

BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

First the Ravens blow it, now we're stuck with the inferior GDT. Thanks Obama.

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whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Amazed that worked.

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Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

Silly Burrito posted:

Go Panthers, beat Seattle. Please.

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Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

midwat posted:

Did-did Lynch just punch the camera?

Lynch owns

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zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

What is World in Conflict?

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Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

Dirk Pitt posted:

Christ, Carolina is terrible.

A team from the NFC South is bad?

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Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

Fucjk this tgread!!!

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Koirhor: Jan 14, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

midwat posted:

Did-did Lynch just punch the camera?

He really dislikes the media

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Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 2000

KUUUUUUUUUHHN

wait

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Ghost of Reagan Past: Oct 7, 2003; rock and roll fun

Eltoasto posted:

Of course he dropped it, he's not a good WR. Run the ball on 3rd and 1.

Yeah, just run a zone read or QB power, Cam can get that first down.

Unless he's not physically able to run right now in which case :laffo:

this game is going to be a disaster.

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Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

blablablabla posted:

Wipe off the goddamn camera. Who the gently caress are these announcers?

The Fox B team.

B is for bad.

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Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

holy poo poo

grow a pair carolina and hit a man

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Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Athanatos posted:

Isn't there a seismograph online for this game or some other dumb thing?

The University of Washington Medical Center has cardiac monitoring machines for all Seattle fans, since their poor weak little hearts can't take the idea that their team might not always go to the Super Bowl. Oh and the ER is filled with free Sounders tickets too.

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Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

Madcosby posted:

holy poo poo

grow a pair carolina and hit a man

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Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

zakharov posted:

What is World in Conflict?

Video game where the soviets invade Seattle and blow up the Kingdome

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maduin: Mar 4, 2003

Why are moose and goose not doing this game??

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Pancakes by Mail: Oct 21, 2010; Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.

David and Goliath isn't an appropriate allegory for this game. What do you call a game in which the underdog is valorous and noble, but utterly inferior and is certain to die ignobly?

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Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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Winkie01 posted:

A team from the NFC South is bad?

They already beat one team from the NFC West, so......

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JPrime: Jul 4, 2007; tales of derring-do, bad ~~and good~~ luck tales!; College Slice

I think Lindley deserves most of the credit for that stat, not the Panthers D.

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Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Madcosby posted:

holy poo poo

grow a pair carolina and hit a man

Their mascot is named Sir Purr :sissies:

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kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

Dat run D

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RumbleFish: Dec 20, 2007

gently caress yeah, great response on D.

# ? Jan 11, 2015 02:27

New Division: Jun 23, 2004; I beg to present to you as a Christmas gift, Mr. Lombardi, the city of Detroit.

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

Video game where the soviets invade Seattle and blow up the Kingdome

I knew the Soviets weren't all bad.

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shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

lynch's "run through every tackle like its tissue paper" ability hasnt kicked on yet apparently

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Pancakes by Mail: Oct 21, 2010; Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.

Punt you cowards

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Savage Bliss: Jul 4, 2007

Yes, nice 3rd down deeeeefense

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Tricky Ed: Aug 18, 2010; It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

Video game where the soviets invade Seattle and blow up the Kingdome

...and then the game is planning parades and rewards? I don't get it.

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kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

JPrime posted:

I think Lindley deserves most of the credit for that stat, not the Panthers D.

A Lindley lead offense put up 200 yards on Seattle what the gently caress do you want?

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Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Chichevache posted:

Their mascot is named Sir Purr

C'mon, you can't be mad

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Larch: Dec 20, 2004; BEE LOVER

Panthers d is stout.

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Vhak lord of hate: Jun 6, 2008; I AM DRINK THE BLOOD OF JESUS

Pancakes by Mail posted:

David and Goliath isn't an appropriate allegory for this game. What do you call a game in which the underdog is valorous and noble, but utterly inferior and is certain to die ignobly?

The Viper and The Mountain game of thrones fight

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Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

shiksa posted:

lynch's "run through every tackle like its tissue paper" ability hasnt kicked on yet apparently

It will, dammit.

It will.

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tk: Dec 10, 2003; Nap Ghost

Athanatos posted:

Isn't there a seismograph online for this game or some other dumb thing?

A little finicky, but: http://pnsn.org/seahawks/quickshake

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Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Josh Lyman posted:

The Fox B team.

B is for bad.

Free Gus

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Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

WTF Carroll go for it!

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hopterque: Mar 9, 2007; sup

Lets go the seahawks, b*tch, hail satan.

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Ghost of Reagan Past: Oct 7, 2003; rock and roll fun

Pancakes by Mail posted:

David and Goliath isn't an appropriate allegory for this game. What do you call a game in which the underdog is valorous and noble, but utterly inferior and is certain to die ignobly?

Germany vs Poland.

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Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

shiksa posted:

lynch's "run through every tackle like its tissue paper" ability hasnt kicked on yet apparently

Takes a quarter or two to build up. Like a freight train gaining steam.

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zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

Pancakes by Mail posted:

David and Goliath isn't an appropriate allegory for this game. What do you call a game in which the underdog is valorous and noble, but utterly inferior and is certain to die ignobly?

THIS IS SPARTA

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