The All-Purpose Super Bowl Pregame thread

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ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Chiche what did you do this time

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:48

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 12:11

Robnoxious: Feb 17, 2004

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

holy poo poo thank god i got home in time for the kitten bowl overtime

What is this witchcraft? I'm in Puppy Bowl Pregame.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:49

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Chichevache posted:

Yesterday I told Inspectah Deck I nailed his mother.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:50

Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

Does anyone else still not know who they want to win? Usually by now I will have figured out a way to be invested in one side, but I still don't know.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:55

GaussianCopula: Jun 5, 2011; Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

Ribsauce posted:

Does anyone else still not know who they want to win? Usually by now I will have figured out a way to be invested in one side, but I still don't know.

Be on the side of the Gronk, Revis Island, TB12, the gym rats and the hooded one.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:56

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

you can always count on Joe Montuna in the clutch

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:57

zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

Ribsauce posted:

Does anyone else still not know who they want to win? Usually by now I will have figured out a way to be invested in one side, but I still don't know.

Here is an easy tool: if you choose the Patriots, you are wrong.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:57

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

I'm rooting Seahawks because then the Cowboys will have beaten the Super Bowl champ and I can blame the Dez Bryant call for the Cowboys not being Super Bowl champs till the day I die.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:58

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

cheering for a terrorist attack is the correct answer but if you think the Patriots aren't gonna get trucked by the Seattle D then you are probably retarded

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:58

BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

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Ribsauce posted:

Does anyone else still not know who they want to win? Usually by now I will have figured out a way to be invested in one side, but I still don't know.

Root for the Seahawks to win, but all the Seahawks fans to choke to death and die during the game. The best case scenario.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:58

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Just saw a goddamn Scientology ad on NBC :laffo:

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:59

Buddyleet: Jun 5, 2004; The Walking Man

Is Joe Fluffo NFL caliber?

# ? Feb 1, 2015 20:59

A Man and his dog: Oct 24, 2013; by R. Guyovich

PUPPY BOWL

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:00

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Chichevache posted:

Now you can finally get the Kaep tied down by million tiny Wilson's av

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:00

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

A Man and his dog posted:

PUPPY BOWL

Way happier about this than the Super Bowl tbh

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:01

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

YESSSSSS PUPPY BOWL

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:01

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Does this get gdt gifs

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:05

Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

zakharov posted:

Here is an easy tool: if you choose the Patriots, you are wrong.

I made a great argument to a friend about why the Patriots winning would be good (I probably subconsciously stole this from a poster here)

In 45 years on ESPN 17 there will be talking heads saying stuff like "The Patriots were not actually that great, after 2004 they never won another Super Bowl, Brady was only OK, I mean he lost three Super Bowls, his defenses were the only reason he won those early ones" and our old asses will be like

"WAIT, THEY WERE THE BEST TEAM FOR 15 YEARS...BRADY WAS AMAZING....a guy caught a ball with his helmet, and Brady missed a throw by 2 feet, they could have won 6." and the 2067 version of Skip Bayless will smugly say "after 2004 they never won again....not a great team"

So it is either root for the Seahawks, who I like but their fans, jfc, or have to get angry defending the Patriots when I'm 70.....

possibly go Pats (subject to change)

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:05

OrangeKing: Dec 5, 2002; They do play in October!

I forgot the Puppy Bowl had a fantasy game and I never made a team. This will be the day's biggest disappointment for me.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:07

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

ZenVulgarity posted:

Does this get gdt gifs

Let's see if they get this brutal

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:08

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

I missed the ending, did those already well-to-do guys win free golf for life from Brian Urlacher?

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:10

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

I'm eating now, because based on past performance, starting around 5PM, I'm going to start vomiting.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:11

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Puppy Bowl used to be good, but it feels way too overproduced and corporate these days. Kitten Bowl has something to prove and it shows.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:11

BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

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Ribsauce posted:

I made a great argument to a friend about why the Patriots winning would be good (I probably subconsciously stole this from a poster here)

In 45 years on ESPN 17 there will be talking heads saying stuff like "The Patriots were not actually that great, after 2004 they never won another Super Bowl, Brady was only OK, I mean he lost three Super Bowls, his defenses were the only reason he won those early ones" and our old asses will be like

"WAIT, THEY WERE THE BEST TEAM FOR 15 YEARS...BRADY WAS AMAZING....a guy caught a ball with his helmet, and Brady missed a throw by 2 feet, they could have won 6." and the 2067 version of Skip Bayless will smugly say "after 2004 they never won again....not a great team"

So it is either root for the Seahawks, who I like but their fans, jfc, or have to get angry defending the Patriots when I'm 70.....

possibly go Pats (subject to change)

Wait, this is an argument to root FOR the Patriots?

gently caress that, go Seahawks.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:12

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Puppy Bowl used to be good, but it feels way too overproduced and corporate these days. Kitten Bowl has something to prove and it shows.

cats suck though

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:13

GaussianCopula: Jun 5, 2011; Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

Why is NBC promoting the Summer Olympics 18month before they start? It's not like people will forget about them anyway...

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:15

A Man and his dog: Oct 24, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Oh god Penelope is so cute.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:16

shadow puppet of a: Jan 10, 2007; NO TENGO SCORPIO

GaussianCopula posted:

Why is NBC promoting the Summer Olympics 18month before they start? It's not like people will forget about them anyway...

Because its 19 months before they start to air on NBC

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:16

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Ribsauce posted:

I made a great argument to a friend about why the Patriots winning would be good (I probably subconsciously stole this from a poster here)

In 45 years on ESPN 17 there will be talking heads saying stuff like "The Patriots were not actually that great, after 2004 they never won another Super Bowl, Brady was only OK, I mean he lost three Super Bowls, his defenses were the only reason he won those early ones" and our old asses will be like

"WAIT, THEY WERE THE BEST TEAM FOR 15 YEARS...BRADY WAS AMAZING....a guy caught a ball with his helmet, and Brady missed a throw by 2 feet, they could have won 6." and the 2067 version of Skip Bayless will smugly say "after 2004 they never won again....not a great team"

So it is either root for the Seahawks, who I like but their fans, jfc, or have to get angry defending the Patriots when I'm 70.....

possibly go Pats (subject to change)

noted defensive mastermind bill belichick couldn't stop eli manning when it counted

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:16

BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

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# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:17

Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

BGrifter posted:

Wait, this is an argument to root FOR the Patriots?

gently caress that, go Seahawks.

We're gonna have to hear some dickhead 50 years from now say from 2005-2015 Eli was better than Brady and I don't care what you say now, you won't be able to take it.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:17

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

GaussianCopula posted:

Why is NBC promoting the Summer Olympics 18month before they start? It's not like people will forget about them anyway...

When you have this audience you promote everything you've got dammit

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:17

Forever_Peace: May 7, 2007; Shoe do do do do do do do Shoe do do do do do do yeah Shoe do do do do do do do Shoe do do do do do do yeah

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

you can always count on Joe Montuna in the clutch

w/e, Joe Fluffo for MVP.

Also enjoyed watching Terrell Snuggs rip up the combine.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:18

BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

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Ribsauce posted:

We're gonna have to hear some dickhead 50 years from now say from 2005-2015 Eli was better than Brady and I don't care what you say now, you won't be able to take it.

Won't be able to take it? I'll love every second of it. Making Patriots fans heads explode is probably the most entertaining thing about football.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:18

GaussianCopula: Jun 5, 2011; Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

Vertical Lime posted:

When you have this audience you promote everything you've got dammit

Maybe promote the stuff that airs between today and the olympics, you know, the stuff that people might not know about.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:21

ebg: Mar 31, 2008

holy moly I'm actually off work in time to watch pregame stuff, hell yeah

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:22

African AIDS cum: Feb 29, 2012; Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Ribsauce posted:

I made a great argument to a friend about why the Patriots winning would be good (I probably subconsciously stole this from a poster here)

In 45 years on ESPN 17 there will be talking heads saying stuff like "The Patriots were not actually that great, after 2004 they never won another Super Bowl, Brady was only OK, I mean he lost three Super Bowls, his defenses were the only reason he won those early ones" and our old asses will be like

This is true though

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:22

Sudden Loud Noise: Feb 18, 2007

MAO TSE-TUNGACUNT posted:

holy moly I'm actually off work in time to watch pregame stuff, hell yeah

I'm so sorry.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:23

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

GaussianCopula posted:

Maybe promot the stuff that airs between today and the olympics, you know, the stuff that people might not know about.

NASCAR and boxing, yeah

Now, who wants puppy bowl gifs

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:23

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 12:11

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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

I'm rooting Seahawks because then the Cowboys will have beaten the Super Bowl champ and I can blame the Dez Bryant call for the Cowboys not being Super Bowl champs till the day I die.

By that logic the Chiefs won the trophy two weeks ago.

Go Pats, burn it all down.

# ? Feb 1, 2015 21:25

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