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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Ehud posted:

@CLamontSmith
#NFL Pierre Thomas to the 49ers.


that's his agent

lol imagine being traded to the 49ers

Aw no, Pierre. I know you've got to eat, but the Niners? Don't you remember what they did to you? Maybe you don't.....

At least it's not the Falcons.

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Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Kalli posted:

If you were a random shmuck player, would you rather be on the Lions, 49ers or Titans for the rest of the season?

I think it's pretty clear you'd want to be a Titan.

Titans are the only team that's not either in hell or 50% likely to end your career with the quality of the grass alone

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I forgot about Pierre Thomas and am pretty surprised the Texans didn't make a play for him after Foster went down considering they almost signed him before the season started

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Nail Rat posted:

Isn't Mularkey slang for bullshit

Only if you're Joe Biden.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kalli posted:

If you were a random shmuck player, would you rather be on the Lions, 49ers or Titans for the rest of the season?

I think it's pretty clear you'd want to be a Titan.

Better weather with the 49ers. oh god what have I done

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Welcome back Pierre. Thanks for helping us win that playoff game a few years ago.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Matt Leinart @MattLeinartQB
Titans coach fired. Now Marcus Mariota has a chance!

Hahahahaha

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
edit: late

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

fsif posted:

Matt Leinart @MattLeinartQB
Titans coach fired. Now Marcus Mariota has a chance!

Hahahahaha

Oh man.

Poor Leinart, cut for Derek Anderson.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Isn't mularkey that guy who flamed out with bad jaguars teams

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
He's been fired by both the Bills and Jags so you know he's been battle tested.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

fsif posted:

Matt Leinart @MattLeinartQB
Titans coach fired. Now Marcus Mariota has a chance!

Hahahahaha

:drat:

Edit: i hope ray horton is still with us next season

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Dubious posted:

Isn't mularkey that guy who flamed out with bad jaguars teams

He took a bad jaguars team to the Superbowl AFCCG didn't he? Offenses that excelled under him contained feature backs: MJD and pre-McDonalds Mike Turner.

Mularky is a relic of the run-first era of NFL football, and honestly has no god drat business coaching an NFL team in TYOOL 2015. That being said, he's probably be a pretty okay college coach, since you can still manage to run an 11-1 major conference contender on the triple option alone.

NC-17 posted:

He's been fired by both the Bills and Jags so you know he's been battle tested.

And the Falcons! :hist101:

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Nov 3, 2015

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

fsif posted:

Matt Leinart @MattLeinartQB
Titans coach fired. Now Marcus Mariota has a chance!

Hahahahaha

dying

Chilichimp posted:

He took a bad jaguars team to the Superbowl didn't he?

Mularky is a relic of the run-first era of NFL football, and honestly has no god drat business coaching an NFL team in TYOOL 2015. That being said, he's probably be a pretty okay college coach, since you can still manage to run an 11-1 major conference contender on the triple option alone.


And the Falcons! :hist101:

The Jags have never gotten to the Superbowl

I hope he gives Bishop Sankey the chance to fumble a billion times

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Intruder posted:

dying


The Jags have never gotten to the Superbowl

I hope he gives Bishop Sankey the chance to fumble a billion times

AFCCG? That one year when MJD was an unstoppable gently caress machine?

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Poor Matt Leinart. Would have had such a promising NFL career, had Whisenhunt not trained him to lose quarterback competitions against Kurt Warner, John Skelton, Thad Lewis, and Derek Anderson.

Gorelab
Dec 26, 2006

Chilichimp posted:

Mularky is a relic of the run-first era of NFL football, and honestly has no god drat business coaching an NFL team in TYOOL 2015. That being said, he's probably be a pretty okay college coach, since you can still manage to run an 11-1 major conference contender on the triple option alone.

The 7-0 Panthers would like a word with you. :smugdog:

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Gorelab posted:

The 7-0 Panthers would like a word with you. :smugdog:

As would the 4-3 rams

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

fsif posted:

Poor Matt Leinart. Would have had such a promising NFL career, had Whisenhunt not trained him to lose quarterback competitions against Kurt Warner, John Skelton, Thad Lewis, and Derek Anderson.

But he didn't really lose out to anyone but Warner. Whiz just hated the guy.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Titans should hire Norv Turner

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Has this been posted yet?

Washington's latest court filing vulgar, dumb af

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

NC-17 posted:

But he didn't really lose out to anyone but Warner. Whiz just hated the guy.

I anecdotally remember those Arizona competitions being coin tosses, but he was sure dog poo poo in Buffalo.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Chilichimp posted:

AFCCG? That one year when MJD was an unstoppable gently caress machine?
You're thinking of the AFC Divisional in 2007, and that was Jack Del Rio.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
The titans are wise to hunt for a new coach

See what I did there

*walks uncomfortably close to everyone in thread*

Did you see it

*nudges them in ribs*

Huh? Huh?

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

Chilichimp posted:

He took a bad jaguars team to the Superbowl AFCCG didn't he? Offenses that excelled under him contained feature backs: MJD and pre-McDonalds Mike Turner.

Mularky is a relic of the run-first era of NFL football, and honestly has no god drat business coaching an NFL team in TYOOL 2015. That being said, he's probably be a pretty okay college coach, since you can still manage to run an 11-1 major conference contender on the triple option alone.

No, not exactly.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Gorelab posted:

The 7-0 Panthers would like a word with you. :smugdog:

If the panthers had a run first offense featuring anything but Cam under center, they'd be 2-5.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

To be fair the Redskins and LAUGHING MY VAGINA OFF entertainment are actually quite similar in both the legal and broadest sense.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

You've gotta post the business names or people are gonna skip over it.

quote:

The PTO has registered hundreds if not thousands of marks that the Team believes are racist, or misogynistic, vulgar, or otherwise offensive. By way of example only, the following marks are registered today: TAKE YO PANTIES OFF clothing; DANGEROUS NEGRO shirts; SLUTSSEEKER dating services; DAGO SWAGG clothing; DUMB BLONDE beer; TWATTY GIRL cartoons; BAKED BY A NEGRO bakery goods; BIG TITTY BLEND coffee; RETARDIPEDIA website; MIDGET-MAN condoms and inflatable sex dolls; and JIZZ underwear. These are not isolated instances. The government routinely registers pornographers’ marks: TEENSDOPORN.COM, MILFSDOPORN.COM, THUG PORN, GHETTO BOOTY, and BOUND GANGBANGS are but a few.

quote:

No one today thinks registration reflects government approval. But if this Court holds that it does, how will the government explain registrations like MARIJUANA FOR SALE, CAPITALISM SUCKS DONKEY BALLS, LICENSED SERIAL KILLER, YID DISH, DIRTY WHOOORE CLOTHING COMPANY, and MURDER 4 HIRE?[4]

quote:

Other startling examples that would reflect government endorsement under the decision below include: SHANK THE B!T@H board game; CRACKA AZZ SKATEBOARDS; ANAL FANTASY COLLECTION, KLITORIS, and OMAZING SEX TOYS sex toys; HOT OCTOPUSS anti-premature ejaculation creams; OL GEEZER wines; EDIBLE CROTCHLESS GUMMY PANTIES lingerie; WTF WORK? online forum; MILF WEED bags; GRINGO STYLE SALSA; MAKE YOUR OWN DILDO; GRINGO BBQ; CONTEMPORARY NEGRO, F’D UP, WHITE TRASH REBEL, I LOVE VAGINA, WHITE GIRL WITH A BOOTY, PARTY WITH SLUTS, CRIPPLED OLD BIKER BASTARDS, DICK BALLS, and REDNECK ARMY apparel; OH! MY NAPPY HAIR shampoos; REFORMED WHORES and WHORES FROM HELL musical bands; LAUGHING MY VAGINA OFF entertainment; NAPPY ROOTS records; BOOTY CALL sex aids; BOYS ARE STUPID, THROW ROCKS AT THEM wallets; and DUMB BLONDE hair products. Word limits prevent us from listing more.

NFL N/V Week 9: LAUGHING MY VAGINA OFF

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Who was the coach during the good MJD years? My brain is obviously a jumble of Jags assistance and other bullshit thanks to the Mike Smith era. Was Koetter the Jags OC during that time?

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Mel Mudkiper posted:

The titans are wise to hunt for a new coach

See what I did there

*walks uncomfortably close to everyone in thread*

Did you see it

*nudges them in ribs*

Huh? Huh?

No. :colbert:

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug

Chilichimp posted:

Who was the coach during the good MJD years? My brain is obviously a jumble of Jags assistance and other bullshit thanks to the Mike Smith era. Was Koetter the Jags OC during that time?

Jack Del Rio

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Mel Mudkiper posted:

The titans are wise to hunt for a new coach

See what I did there

*walks uncomfortably close to everyone in thread*

Did you see it

*nudges them in ribs*

Huh? Huh?

"wise in hunting"

you were close

bondster
May 6, 2007


brb buying BIG TITTY BLEND coffee.

SlipUp
Sep 30, 2006


stayin c o o l
lol Snyder gonna lose this appeal so hard

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

bondster posted:

brb buying BIG TITTY BLEND coffee.

it's not even fair trade, stick to LIMP DICK imo

*sips cup of sugar disguised as coffee*

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I am more interested in bound gangbangs to be honest.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I like how half of those are in no way offensive at all.

Oh no, not Old Geezer wine, how scandalous!

BOYS ARE STUPID, THROW ROCKS AT THEM wallets

... huh, I could use a new wallet

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Henchman of Santa posted:

You've gotta post the business names or people are gonna skip over it.




NFL N/V Week 9: LAUGHING MY VAGINA OFF

Goddamn are the Redskins bitchmade

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe

Spoeank posted:

Kyle McLorg of Bay Area Sports Guy, an independent and really good Bay Area sports reporting site broke the Colin Kaepernick benching story yesterday. They got national credit for this, which is cool. Jay Mariotti, in a desperate attempt to become relevant again, is dismissing him as a trash blogger who guessed right and refuses to give credit. He went on a mini-rant about it on Twitter last night.

This is after he posted a story with this as the opening line:
"If ticket prices were cheap and the stadium was in Golden Gate Park instead of Santa Where-a, then, sure, we’d be more patient with Jim Tomsula."

And then he posted this:


Get hosed Jay Mariotti.

Hasn't Mariotti lived in SF for like 6 months what is this 'we' poo poo

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Jerome Agricola
Apr 11, 2010

Seriously,

who dat?
I'm so glad Pierre got signed. Dude is hella underrated.

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